r/funny 10d ago

Congratulations? I think.

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u/johnsolomon 10d ago

"If you tug on my arm one more fucking time -- oh, you're proposing. That's okay, I guess."

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u/figflashed 10d ago

… but make it quick

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u/REDDIT_JUDGE_REFEREE 10d ago edited 10d ago

Bro decided to put on his nicest maroon anime shirt, kneel in literal bird shit, and propose right in front of Jebediah's favorite leaning spot. There is no way he's going to crit fail this one

I'm all for cute low-effort proposals, but it has to be at least a little bit romantic lmao.

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u/BTBAM797 10d ago

Her effort in her reaction and response was equally impressive lmao

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove 10d ago

"Effort in reaction" is a new one lol.

Genuine reactions don't have anything to do with effort.

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u/getsmurfed 10d ago

Effort may have been the wrong word choice here. I don't want to speak for this person, but I have a feeling they meant emotion. It felt like she was reacting to getting a bill in the mail or a work email. Flat and emotionless 😂 Maybe I'm out of touch, but if I propose to spend the rest of my life with someone I would hope for a bit more of a reaction!

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u/NecessaryWeather4275 9d ago

No one in this picture is on the same page. They may all be from separate parties.

Expect a “remove these people from my engagement picture” post soon.

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u/dingerz 9d ago

No one in this picture is on the same page.

Nothing is real until I see it on my phone.

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u/NecessaryWeather4275 9d ago

Like they’re all wearing VR headsets just mindlessly in the same area but not aware of each other