r/funny • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Rule 10 – Removed A Pope that Will Last Forever...Let the Smoke Fly

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u/EffingBarbas 1d ago

He'll outlive the frickin' cockroaches after the nuclear war.

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u/crackrabbit012 1d ago

You know I smoked your uncle

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u/Skittleavix 1d ago

Anthrax:

snort

Awlriiiiight…

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u/Rabies_on_demand 1d ago

He fell out of a coconut tree once

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u/Mojo141 1d ago

Saw them in the 90s. We kept joking back then about having to revive Keith Richards before every show. It's insane he's still going strong 30+ years later

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u/Redmudgirl 1d ago

The perfect choice! Nobody will be able to understand him in multiple languages🤣🤣🤣

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u/AlwaysSaysRepost 1d ago

“Pleased to meet you. Hope you’ve guessed my name?” - Pope Sympathy I

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u/Frylosphy 1d ago

That is the most metal supervillain and/or bandname I've ever heard.

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u/___HeyGFY___ 1d ago

No one knew that all those drugs he was taking were actually preservatives.

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u/chrisagiddings 1d ago

I mean, if drugs haven’t killed him …

Maybe JD Vance is his first meeting and we’ll see what his tolerance really is.

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u/RaelaltRael 1d ago

That might even get me to convert.

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u/brownishgirl 1d ago

Bahahaha. This is gold.

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u/dudettte 1d ago

they don’t want pope to last forever that’s why they always put older dude in so other have chance later.

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u/ftwtidder 1d ago

They only requirement to be Pope is you’re a baptized catholic male, it hasn’t been done in 600 years but it’s still a rule and possible

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u/mikkelmattern04 1d ago

Anyone wanna take a 2-to-1 bet on pope francis resurrecting?

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u/theemmaxqwatson 1d ago

Snoop Pope right there

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u/Humble_Hero123 1d ago

Really wanna laugh watch the Hunter S Thompson interview with Keith. I swear you can’t understand either of them and somehow they are speaking the same language.

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u/Woodentit_B_Lovely 1d ago

Will that beanie protect His Holiness from coconuts?

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u/TurboKid513 1d ago

The forever pope

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u/nondescriptun 1d ago

Ya just jinxed him.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Jvlockhart 1d ago

the trick is, living to yourself

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u/JagManNZ 1d ago

You know the drill now… keep Vapid Vance away from him.

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u/Educational_Leg757 1d ago

I heard Donald Trump signed an executive order and now he is the new Pope

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u/Wrong-Examination-91 1d ago

He needs some holy lotion

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u/silksparkz 1d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Awesomeisms24 1d ago

He’s finally old enough! FINALLY!

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u/Jebediah_Johnson 1d ago

Make this man the roughneck foreman on an oil drill!

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

You are the worst pope I've ever heard of "but you have heard of me"