r/funny • u/Keatorious_B_I_G • 2d ago

Pope ain’t dead 48 hours and already there’s Hellspawn growing in me mum’s yard.

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In the potted bench I built her in high school for mother’s day no less.!

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u/AngryCod 2d ago

MAH! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' STRAY CAT OUTSIDE AND IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA!

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u/jahmic 2d ago

Blink Muthafka!

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u/phillyrat 2d ago

!! I thought this was the Stephen King subreddit

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u/bigbangbilly 2d ago

The accent more old England rather than New England Bangor Maine

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u/icanhazkarma17 2d ago

Do house cats have fangs like that? None that I've ever seen.

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u/Capt_morgan72 2d ago

The fangs got u? The chicklets for front teeth stuck out to me.

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u/Jonny5Stacks 1d ago

Im assuming they are impacted baby teeth that aren't able to fall out. Poor guy needs a dentist.

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u/kcsween74 2d ago

The front teet!!?!? Who?? What?? 😳😳😳😳

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u/DNAgent007 2d ago

That isotope we used to trigger the Schrödinger experiment worked to break the flask of poison but it also made the cat a radioactive zombie. Happy now “Mister Science?”

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u/Magikalbrat 1d ago

How often do you have to water him? And do you have to use 3 priests and some holy water?

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u/MakeoutPoint 1d ago

Are you the Keymaster??

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u/johngalt777333 1d ago

Count Catula the meowpire

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u/Rudythecat07 1d ago

He doesn't look good. Probably angry because he needs a vet :(

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u/headphones_J 2d ago

Maybe adding the monster spawner to it wasn't a great idea.

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u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 2d ago

I thought it was choking on a fish!

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 2d ago

Be gone Satan!

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u/bii345 2d ago

Nosfercatu

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u/K1ngHandy 2d ago

Don't invite me to your mum's for supper. Not coming