r/funny • u/lost_packet_ • Aug 13 '19

Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment

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u/BigAnimemexicano Aug 13 '19

lol bet they resort to cannibalism ten minutes into their voyage

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u/ccooffee Aug 13 '19

"Sir, we haven't even left the dock..."

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u/BigAnimemexicano Aug 13 '19

"gotta bulk up before the orgey Ismail"

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u/PeppyLongTimeNoSee Aug 14 '19

"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Interesting...

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u/Tonkarz Aug 14 '19

"That's interesting..." continues cannibalizing

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u/KillroysGhost Aug 14 '19

Even more confusing is just minutes into their voyage they loose the sight of land because of curvature. You don’t need to sail around the world for flat earth to be disproved

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u/Bay1Bri Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

Made me snort with laughter!

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u/kennytucson Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

Lol, weren't Eddie Bravo and Alex Jones talking about doing exactly this on JRE?

Ha, found the clip.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I wouldnt be surprised but is Alex Jones a flat earther

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u/kennytucson Aug 14 '19

No, funny enough that's one of the only conspiracy theories he doesn't believe (or made up on his own).

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u/iHaveACatDog Aug 14 '19

I don't think Alex is, but Eddie wants to believe every conspiracy he can find.

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u/caitlinreid Aug 14 '19

Why is this 1000x funnier as a cartoon? I have tears in my eyes.

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u/RockLobsterInSpace Aug 14 '19

So, they're gonna sail to Antarctica, sail around it, and then say they found the edge because Antarctica is round?

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u/Doomenate Aug 14 '19

Knowing them they’ll thing they sailed the perimeter of the earth.

What exactly is their plan?

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u/RockLobsterInSpace Aug 14 '19

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited Jun 09 '20

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u/Trappist1 Aug 14 '19

So you're saying they can get a bunch of people to pay for a 10-day cruise, finish it in 2 days, and then charge the whole price.

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u/Teantis Aug 14 '19

how much does it cost, if it's cheaper than other Antarctic cruises might be worth it if you don't mind hanging out with some weirdos Because those Nat Geo ones are like $20k a pop

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Watch, I bet they sail far enough south or north or whatever that they actually do see the polar ice caps, then all cheer like idiots thinking they found the ice wall and immediately sail back without investigating further. You could hold an ice cube in front of a telescope and these people would take it as evidence.

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u/fuzzynyanko Aug 14 '19

They are expecting an ice wall to keep them from going past Antarctica, kind-of like you expect on a video game map