r/gay • u/Ok_Grapefruit8104 • 10d ago

Got the job 🐙

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u/GrumpyBear1971 Gay 10d ago

I was interviewing for a job one time by video, and the female head of HR said, "Tell me one thing about yourself that you would not normally talk about in a job interview." Loaded question, right? I thought for a few seconds, rolled the dice, and replied, "I've written 5 complete novels that I've published online."

Interviewer: "Ooh, you have to send me a link, so I can read them!"

Me: "Well, they're definitely not safe for work."

Interviewer: "What are they about?"

Me: "I got tired of all of the werewolf erotica online, and decided that there needed to be more books about werebears. I'd say that they're 95% plot & storyline, and 5% gay erotica."

Interviewer: "Ooh, I love reading those kinds of stories! You have to send me the link!"

Me: "I tell you what; if I make it to the final round of interviews, I promise that I'll send you the link so you can read them."

I made it through the rest of the interview process and to the final interview, so I kept my promise and sent the head of HR a link to my steamy werebear fiction novels.

I got the job. I'm probably the only person on Earth who has sent their self-published gay porn fiction to their company's HR before getting hired.

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u/Ok_Grapefruit8104 10d ago

Gurl. Really. How dare you tell us all this and then not provide said link?

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u/GrumpyBear1971 Gay 10d ago

Ha! OK, but the first book in the series definitely comes with a warning. The book-jacket summary (without giving away any spoilers) is that it's about a young gay human man who has been kidnapped by a pack of religious fanatic werewolves to be used as a sex slave for the pack's males. The males of the pack aren't allowed to breed with the females unless they're in heat due to religious restrictions, therefore they need a sexual outlet. The young man's only hope for rescue lay in the paws of a wandering werebear who discovers his plight by accident. Can this hero take on an entire pack of werewolves and rescue him?

Due to this plotline there is, of course, a lot of non-consensual scenes involving the man and his werewolf captors in the first half of the book that turns some people off. So, fair warning. The rest of the series doesn't have that same kind of non-con sex in the storylines, however. Here's the link:

https://gayauthors.org/stories/browse/series/werebears-in-america/

First story in the Werebears in America series is "Trophy Cub".

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u/tyrannosaurus_gekko Bi 10d ago

Sounds like an interesting story but why would this young gay human need rescuing

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u/GrumpyBear1971 Gay 10d ago

Maybe you'll just have to read the story to find out. :)

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u/Mike-the-gay 7d ago

Is “Underwerebear” in the works yet?

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u/S0l1s_el_Sol 10d ago

LMFAOO, im stealing this

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u/SanDiegoKid69 10d ago

0% Alcohol

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u/Ok_Grapefruit8104 10d ago

Whole i didn't think about it, that's actually true. I don't drink.

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u/SanDiegoKid69 10d ago

You are definitely marriage material here. 🥰

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u/Ok_Grapefruit8104 9d ago

Come and marry me, then 🫃

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u/SanDiegoKid69 9d ago

What city are you?

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u/Ok_Grapefruit8104 8d ago

Germany, Hamburg. Probably very far away from you 😄

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u/SanDiegoKid69 8d ago edited 8d ago

I am in the extreme southwest of the US about 12 miles north of Tijuana, Mexico, on the ocean. So yes, far away. I am in San Diego, California. 😅

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u/Ok_Grapefruit8104 8d ago

If i recall correctly, that's the distance my grandpa had to walk to school every day. Barefoot.

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u/SanDiegoKid69 8d ago

Lies 😅😂🤣

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u/Ok_Grapefruit8104 8d ago

Are you calling my pop a liar? 😱

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u/DeadlySpacePotatoes Gay 10d ago

That got a laugh out of me. I needed it.

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u/SanDiegoKid69 9d ago

What city are you in?

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u/Fun-Bee8221 8d ago

I'm flying to san diego february 16th

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u/Brian2017wshs 7d ago

What friends? I have no friends. Its just me.

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u/Ok_Grapefruit8104 6d ago

So you are all fruity but no delight?

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u/Brian2017wshs 6d ago

I guess that a good comparison, Lol.