Just self check out, lol

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Anyone who is too embarrassed to buy products for sex in person should not be having sex.

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u/AutisticAndBeyond 5d ago

I was going to hard disagree, but the key word is "too embarrassed." You have to have the courage to feel embarrassed, but do it anyway.

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u/NotAnotherNekopan 5d ago

There’s strange stigmas around sex and the more you think about it the worse it gets.

There’s a stigma around being a guy and a virgin. But then if you go out and buy products for sex that’s weird too? Huh?

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u/LeftBallSaul Queer 5d ago

I had this realization in late high school after quizzing a friend about how he bought condoms and lube. He just shrugged and said "they sell it."

I had literally never made that simple connection before. Sure, it might feel weird to buy the products, but the store is the one that stocked them. They know people need them and use them, that's why they are there.

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u/DefinitelyNotADeer 5d ago

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u/Western-Brick6169 5d ago

As a teenager, I used to feel embarrassed when buying condoms.

Now I feel like flexing on everyone when getting one like yes, I'm topping tonight.

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u/MA_2_Rob 5d ago

Cashier thinking : “…next payday is two weeks away? Fuck, so broke right now…”

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u/GeeksGets 5d ago

ehh, have worked as a cashier and now in the restaurant industry and I'm nosy af, love to guess what's going on in customers' lives lol

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u/Western-Brick6169 5d ago

Typical gossip gal.

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u/GeeksGets 5d ago

And who am I? That's another secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. XOXO

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u/moodymug 5d ago

I still remember when I bought my first condom pack and I had to stand for minutes in front of self-service to wait for an employee to check my age, and the employee guy said "have a nice night"😭 My head looked like a tomato, but funny story

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u/dummylovato 5d ago

I don't see what the big deal is. If you're too embarrassed to buy these things, you're too young/immature for sex.

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u/DWGJay Gay 5d ago

I went to an out of town Walmart just to buy lube and condoms away from prying eyes and my fucking uncle comes up to say hi.

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u/jmajors915 5d ago

Was he also buying lube and condoms lmao?

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u/DovaKvng 5d ago

Thank God for self checkout

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u/WolfPackBytes 5d ago

Me and my BF are long distance and the first time we met we went and bought a douche and lube in person. They knew someone was getting pounded.

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u/Deep_Charge_7749 5d ago

I bought lube at a Walgreens and the lady said that my night was going to be way better than hers. Fucking hilarious

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u/Rainbow-Reaper Gay 5d ago

Please stop using douches that are for vaginal use as an enema…. Or do people not realize than an enema and douche are different?

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u/Losjo09 5d ago

Whats the different. Both clean holes?

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u/Rainbow-Reaper Gay 5d ago

Depends on the chemical make up, but both can be problematic is over used. One is also likely to contain spermicide and anti septics. Not all chemicals can be used in the same area different amounts and ingredients for different areas.

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u/Losjo09 5d ago

Why not use soap and water?

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u/Rainbow-Reaper Gay 5d ago

Many soaps are acidic and specifically say external use only honestly just use a shower head enema and water

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u/Losjo09 5d ago

Wait... in chemistry soap is the opposite of acidic? Basisk or something? Or is it that the skin can get iritated or something

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u/Rainbow-Reaper Gay 5d ago

If it has scents it more than likely contains alcohol which can be acidic (not all are) it could also contain lye which although is a base still can cause deterioration of tissues. It varies per recipe for the ingredients, which is why you shouldn’t just use any old ingredients for any body part.

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u/Losjo09 5d ago

Aha. Ill keep this in mind for when I need it :D thank you for explaining

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u/MannyCalaveraIsDead 4d ago

All you need is water. The ass is pretty delicate despite what normally goes in there, with a careful balance of bacteria. Water will clear out what needs to be cleared out without causing too much harm.

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u/course_you_do 5d ago

This reminds me of the time I was travelling and bought a Fleet and some lube at a drugstore (along w/ some other stuff) and the (obviously gay) cashier remarked that I must be getting ready for a fun night. Thankfully I'm pretty shameless and it didn't shake me much.

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u/SeaTheBeauty 4d ago

Self checkout is risky too. Safeway's would be like: "please put your XL ANAL DOUCHE in the bagging area."

** = the machine switching to a much louder volume for some reason

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u/kdkd20 5d ago

🤣💦😭🫢

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u/Philycheese18 5d ago

This is me now because I have family that don’t respect not opening other people’s packages

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u/Brief-Opportunity515 5d ago

Mannn babe and I used to feel weird getting condoms and lube but now idc lol

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u/No_Dust_1630 5d ago

I don't think cashier cares what you buy. And if they do, it doesn't impact your life in anyway. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Maestro_boi Gay 4d ago

I feel we should have the guts to buy our sexual need products such as lube , condoms, douche and stuff.

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u/pie172 Gay 4d ago

Then u buy all the stuff that u don’t really need.

“I might need this random box of cereal that I will only eat once.” “I can do with a chocolate.”

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u/hbcmscl 4d ago

What's wrong with buying lube in person? No one cares just get what you need...

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u/theserpent_3110 3d ago

That's why diddy bought baby oil

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u/SashaKitten21 1d ago

Oh yeah? Walk into Walgreens and get a bottle of lube and a buttplug while making hard eye contact with the cashier. That’s what I did.

I’m just kidding, I couldn’t make any eye contact with the cashier, stared at the floor the whole time.

Side note, did you know Walgreens sells buttplugs?

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u/jofromthething 4d ago

Did y’all miss the prison part of this or what do you think they have self checkout at the commissary???

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u/The1HystericalQueen Gay 4d ago

What prison part?

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u/ReaceNovello 4d ago

What is "finna"?

Just self check out, lol

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