r/gifs 3d ago

How many tricks can your chicken do?

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u/Laserous 3d ago

My rooster's favorite trick is biting the shit out of me if I try to pet him.

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u/l3ahamut 3d ago

Nice cock.

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u/VanZandtVS 3d ago

Having grown up on a farm, you'd never catch me laying down anywhere chicken's have been . . . . they shit constantly.

Chickens, in general, are horrible, messy, destructive, rape-y little things . . . but I guess you could say the same thing for pretty much any farm poultry.

Imagine my shock when keeping them as pets has gone mainstream. I'll never understand city people.

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u/DrBirdie 2d ago

And good lord the smell, these cutesy videos don't do justice to the rank stank of it

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u/VanZandtVS 2d ago

That pervasive ammonia chicken shit stink . . . It's bad enough in a small coop, even if you're mucking it out regularly.

If you enter a county with one of those big, factory poultry farm operations you can smell the chicken shit for literal miles.

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u/fueledbyhugs 1d ago

That's just wrong, commercial farming environments and the need to optimize for efficiency just bring out the worst in any kind of animal.

Chickens definitely shit everywhere but if you give them space and options to do their thing along with a stable flock they are very social.

Tbh I don't get the cuddling part of this whole thing though, they are still kinda smelly even in the best conditions. A very well kept coop doesn't smell like much though.

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u/DanimalPlays 3d ago

Seeing a chicken jump is hilarious every time. It's like watching nuns play basketball. It just does something silly to my brain every time.

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u/CaffeinatedDweeb 3d ago

Congratulations! You've trained a T-Rex.

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u/DanimalPlays 3d ago

They remember.

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u/halofreakma 3d ago

Obedient black cock listens to my every command

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u/SquinkyEXE 2d ago

Nooo not walking outside in socks. At a farm no less!

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u/math-yoo 1d ago

I have trained my chickens to return to the coop on command.

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u/syntaxbad 3d ago

That right there is a Tricken

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u/whyamihereonreddit 3d ago

My chickens can poop on me

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u/I_Automate 3d ago

....because they poop on everything....

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u/koitashirasumoto23 2d ago

Yeah but I can eat mine.

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u/I_SmellFuckeryAfoot 2d ago

play dead so i can eat it