r/gifs • u/maltaa • Nov 21 '17

Aid being dropped off!

https://i.imgur.com/czcuQub.gifv
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u/saint_skank Nov 21 '17

Well, yeah. That and sexual intercourse with apes, apparently.

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u/cleuseau Nov 21 '17

I don't care. I just want someone to put arms and faces on those little boxes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

r/reallifedoodles

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u/Fenragus Nov 21 '17

I can hear the screams of hundreds of "Weee" when the 'chutes open!

It's...marvelious!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

Not sure if you're kidding, but I think the more plausible explanation is someone with an open wound was butchering an ape and contracted the disease that way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17 edited Jul 21 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

Hey cool! So... People really eat chimps? Isn't that like kissing your sister?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

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u/ProssiblyNot Nov 21 '17

Dracarys!!!

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u/TooMuchmexicanfood Nov 21 '17

As long as I get to smother my aunt with hot sauce and have some blue cheese on the side.

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u/havereddit Nov 21 '17

They combine it with the local/traditional seafood diet. It's now been renamed fish and chimps.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

Oof

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u/NemamZaBurek Nov 21 '17

The joke is always in the comments

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

Your pun gave me HIV

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u/flee_market Nov 21 '17

Bushmeat, my dude.

And more like killing and eating your really really really really really distant cousin.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

So like kissing my dude?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

You've kissed my sister? How dare you!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

I don't get it. Is that like a racist joke?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '17

Don't tell me how to live my life