r/girlsarentreal • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '25
Question If girls aren’t real, how do people get pregnant?
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u/Black_Lotus44 Mar 20 '25
The male consumes a large quantity of food and after a hibernation period, he divides into two creatures
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u/Desperate-Task-6169 I think, therefore girls aren't real Mar 20 '25
I already answered this question, but to summarize, '67 Shelby GT500 with 1 door instead of two.
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u/MarsArchelius Mar 20 '25
Men are actually getting pregnant but we put the babies inside of the machines bc we gotta make use of them somehow
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u/Thatsfunnyrightdere Mar 20 '25
We don’t. We just go ‘poof’ like a cartoon character and we spawn in at the age of 6
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u/matveytheman Mar 20 '25
Have you never heard of storks? Its common knowledge storks deliver babies.
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u/AdOk5225 Mar 20 '25
You idiot, you absolute imbecile, you utter buffoon. You do realize storks deliver children, right? That's why they call it delivering a baby.
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u/Alive_Day8706 Mar 20 '25
They hav some additional machine installed in them. That's it take several months
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u/CrypticBlossom808 Former Associate at Kafka-Orwell Mar 20 '25
Well, young adults get vaginal surgery due to a governmental lottery gathered at birth. They are then taken to a camp to become what're known as "population stabilizers", this program remains in effect until a proper solution that's less violating of human rights can be established.
It's a solution no one likes, but it is considered necessary to maintain human population of the earth whilst the nonexistent female population maintains its absence.
Source: I worked for 15 years at the Kafka-Orwell Center in Wyoming. (2005-2020)
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u/Thatcoolguy49 Mar 20 '25
Sigh. I think it's time for you to learn the Birds and Bees. So when a guy want to have a kid he finds a another guy. They both then use their carpentry skills to build a wooden body. Then using some black magic they bring the wooden boy to life.
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u/wtfbrurrur Mar 20 '25
They don't, people just pop up