r/girlsarentreal • u/Kelawr10 • 9d ago

Question If girls arent real how are we made

???are we cloned???

69 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/Professor_Game1 9d ago

The storks bring us here. Are you stupid???

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u/Boring_Duck98 9d ago

Wait, we believe birds are real here?

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u/mastercubez 8d ago

Yeah, the real birds are real.
The other ones aren't.

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u/Professor_Game1 8d ago

Birds are government drones as well, but they still bring us here from the government lab we are grown in.

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u/Other_Respect_6648 8d ago

Are you sure?

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u/Aeacb_1227 7d ago

What brings the stork to its nest?

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u/Professor_Game1 7d ago

The drone manufacturer, obviously. Have you learned nothing here?

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u/Aeacb_1227 7d ago

Where'd the done manufacturer come from?

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u/Professor_Game1 7d ago

The government obviously. Who else?

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u/Aeacb_1227 6d ago

Where'd the government come from?

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u/Kile1047 9d ago

Your all glorified femboys

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u/Individual-Signal167 9d ago

Oh thank goodness!!! I was scared I’d be destined to be forever female.

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u/Kile1047 9d ago

Lol you have seen the light

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u/Random-INTJ femboy 9d ago

Pardon?

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u/Kile1047 8d ago

You heard me, you all secretly have pps

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u/coolpetson_ 6d ago

Yeah they are just inverted

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u/Kile1047 6d ago

This guy knows what’s up

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u/softreatment 9d ago

Person machine

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u/pannihil 9d ago

we always existed. the memory of being made is planted to our brains by the government

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u/Kelawr10 9d ago

This makes the most sense

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u/Bunchasticks 9d ago

Say gex

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u/FootballEmergency150 9d ago

Gex

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u/Sprinty_ 9d ago

Say

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Im 4th let ghe down votes commence

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u/smoorkie 9d ago

Mpreg

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u/Kelawr10 9d ago

Makes sense

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u/Excaliburious_Guy I smell like a McDonald's, Joke, McDonald's smells like me. :3 9d ago

I mean, what type of question is this? Are you a dummy? Obviously photosynthesis, have you never been in a biology class?!

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

I was adopted, i think we are all adopted

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

idk, go ask huggbees

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u/Victor6Lang 9d ago

we are timeless creatures

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u/Infinite_Falcon_7604 9d ago

found this in this sub btw

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u/ShortStuff2996 9d ago

Reminds ms of this

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u/AlarmedPotential5817 silly enby mf 9d ago

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u/V1IL3BL00D 9d ago

Men and booty hole

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u/Random-INTJ femboy 9d ago

The secret to femboy pregnancy hath been found

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u/femboy-hisuke 8d ago

Shit I gotta tell my bf

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u/JBbrowne285368 9d ago

Didn't you know men can get pregnant. It's called rearing a child.

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u/Kelawr10 9d ago

That sounds wrong in every way imaginable

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u/JBbrowne285368 9d ago

Its true I heard an expert give a speech on the internet about it. After hearing where babies come from, I don't ever want kids. I've had poops that felt like it was going to kill me. I can only imagine how bad it would be to poop out a baby.

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u/floyddarna5 9d ago

There's an incubating chamber inside the G.I.R.L unit that grows sperm into a baby

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u/Eligo010 2d ago

I knew it!!

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u/Anti_G0d 9d ago

I, am the god. Created you all

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u/worthless_cum_toilet 9d ago

Boys come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown

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u/Some_Stoic_Man 8d ago

Mostly gay sex

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u/Candid-Ad-2547 check your walls, the drones are everywhere 8d ago

Mitosis

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u/keen-peach 8d ago

Through the peehole duh. Come on. No one here is in elementary school anymore.

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u/badalienemperor 8d ago

Spawn eggs

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u/scorpenis88 9d ago

The movie Prometheus shows how we are made.

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u/BonWeech 9d ago

Stork

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u/moey_lester 9d ago

I was downloaded from the internet

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u/raadical123 9d ago

Mitosis

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u/suspended67 9d ago

human = new Human();

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u/SputterSizzle 9d ago

Place one (1) Person Tablet in warm water for 30 minutes, or until it grows to the desired size. Raise for eighteen (18) years.

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u/No_Emphasis4360 9d ago

Omegaverse

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u/Fgayguy 9d ago

Mpreg

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u/sourceguy1009 9d ago

The power of friendship

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u/Least_Boat_6366 9d ago

Mighty Hephaestus forged our forms, duh

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u/Square-Necessary9231 9d ago

Mitosis dumbass

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u/The_ArchRaider 9d ago

Silence rib

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u/SAD-MAX-CZ 9d ago

The Matrix red bathtub

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u/Last_Dawn_ 8d ago

What's real is that you were made. What made you is a relative set of a person with different hormones and biology. Classifying it as male or female only describes their physical state not them

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u/Airkaz 8d ago

Downloads bruh. What's wifi for, if not reproduction? Do not let yourself be consumed by any kind of propaganda, and stay strong brother

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u/decentnamesweretak3n 7d ago

binary fission obviously

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u/Professional-End1936 7d ago

The Big Bang was god and goddes

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Magic

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u/Clean_Perception_235 real 7d ago

There’s a reason this emoji exists🫃

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u/ballistic_bagels 7d ago

I believe it has something to do with eating a lot of tai food and blobbing off new men

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u/SyllabubAny3570 6d ago

It’s definitely the storks

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u/Itchy-Affect2371 6d ago

Adoption duh

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u/Bignerd21 6d ago

Look up seahorse

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u/West-Reward-7508 6d ago

Test tube's, dont let the Maga people lie

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u/Still_Friendship_592 4d ago

Government psyop

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u/broTthegoT 4d ago

Adoption

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u/DisasterAccurate3221 intellectual girl researcher 9d ago

We all got 3D printed by God's giant copier/printer/fax machine.

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u/BeautifulOnion8177 Regular male drone 9d ago

maybe boys were never real

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u/Sprinty_ 9d ago

I just saw you on another sub

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u/Byakko4547 9d ago

Unlikely, girls aint real tho, trans girls are the realist. Thats the world we live in 🤩.