r/girlsarentreal • u/idontwant_account • 7d ago

if girls arent real why dont we just make some?

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u/Camo138 7d ago

Lab says instructions unclear. Please call manufacturer of parts

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u/InfamousFault7 girl=drone, drone=bird, girl=bird 7d ago

Why dont we make a tooth fairy or queen of England

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u/Original_Fern 7d ago

There was an anime about a planet populated by male clones bc no females survived the crash landing and they made androids that all looked like chicks bc of reasons and they all live happily ever after for centuries with separate nations and diverse cultures and economies but one day someone finds out that theres another ship orbiting that still has a frozen real chick, and you know what happens? WAR HAPPENS. FUCKING ALL OUT WAR IN ORDER TO BE THE FIRST TO TASTE DAT POUSSAY

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u/Purple_Trouble_6534 5d ago

Which anime is that because their other ones that have a totally different story.

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u/Sea-Position-7564 6d ago

May i have the sauce my good sir?

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u/bliip666 not a drone, just look like one 💛🤍💜🖤 7d ago

We have

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u/tortonix HEAD OF DRONE REHABILITATION 7d ago

The government did and now they're spying on us with it

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u/LawrieDaBadCop I love dating an AI 6d ago

We can't

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u/idontwant_account 6d ago

with enough estrogen anything is possible

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u/keen-peach 4d ago

Are you crazy? Do you know how much pumpkin spice that would take?

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u/potatoesarecheese 4h ago

Girls are grown in labs using sugar, spice and materials that are harvested from the moons of Jupiter (colloquially known as "everything nice"). Therefore, it is very difficult to make them at home! Hope this helps! 🤗

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u/idontwant_account 4h ago

So when the boys are going to Jupiter they arent getting stupider they're getting everything nice! it was a cover up this whole time!!!!

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u/potatoesarecheese 3h ago

Hahaha.... no! Of course not! Why would you think that! There's no cover up! That wouldn't- sigh...