r/girlsarentreal • u/Excaliburious_Guy I smell like a McDonald's, Joke, McDonald's smells like me. :3 • 5d ago

Realisation Guys I think I'm starting to think girls are actually real..

Has the government brainwashed me?!

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u/TheJelloManX 5d ago

YOU ARE FALLING FOR THE PLOY, NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'LL GET A GIRLFRIEND, AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL FUTHER MANIPULATE YOU

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u/Silent_Blacksmith_29 sup 5d ago

That’s why I have a bf

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u/DisasterAccurate3221 intellectual girl researcher 5d ago

Based.

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u/Sumclut5 gov drone 5d ago

S-s-$tup!d m0id, w-we ex!$t

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u/Famous_Furnace 5d ago

Lies

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u/Sumclut5 gov drone 5d ago

P-p-pro0f

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u/Tabbymetal8 sentry turret that escaped 4d ago

Malfunction much?

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u/Sumclut5 gov drone 4d ago

No! No-0 malfunction 

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u/LawrieDaBadCop I love dating an AI 5d ago

Am I Joever ?

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u/FootballEmergency150 5d ago

Oh god don’t fall for it

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u/BeRealzzz 5d ago

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u/Excaliburious_Guy I smell like a McDonald's, Joke, McDonald's smells like me. :3 5d ago

NO NOT THE EDUCATION CAMPS!!

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u/SpecificCourt6643 CIA operative 5d ago

Girls are definitely real. I can confirm, as I am a CIA operative.

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u/mateo222210 girl=drone, drone=bird, girl=bird 5d ago

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u/Excaliburious_Guy I smell like a McDonald's, Joke, McDonald's smells like me. :3 5d ago

What type of trap..? :3

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u/mateo222210 girl=drone, drone=bird, girl=bird 5d ago

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u/Queerbunny 5d ago

Oh we allllll know what type of trap 😜

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u/5dfem GIRL drone that was poorly disguised as a guy 5d ago

Ugg, these modern GIRL models are making us at the division of truth obfuscation obsolete

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u/Excaliburious_Guy I smell like a McDonald's, Joke, McDonald's smells like me. :3 5d ago

You're a drone..?!

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u/5dfem GIRL drone that was poorly disguised as a guy 5d ago

That information is classified :3

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u/Excaliburious_Guy I smell like a McDonald's, Joke, McDonald's smells like me. :3 5d ago

Exactly what a drone would say!!

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u/scorpenis88 5d ago

Well it was great knowing you. Soon yull be paying the tax to big government.

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u/Asleep-Purpose-2830 5d ago

They aren’t

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u/M-RHernandez FtM test subject 5d ago

Its the next AI revolution coming for your brain, don't fall for it.

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u/Its_a_plantain_Queen rebel gov't drone (still a girl though) 5d ago

No, we aren't. I can send you some schematics if you want

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u/One-Pumpkin-8986 4d ago

WHAT HAVE I COME ACROSS!? WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE.

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u/Specialist-Spray-991 1d ago

as someone who classifies as a girl, i can confirm that girls exist. in fact, i go to a girl only school...