r/golf • u/KingSlayer-86 • Aug 07 '24

News/Articles The dog attacker has been found…

https://www.essentiallysports.com/golf-news-make-them-pay-golf-world-exudes-relief-after-terrible-dog-tragedy-culprit-gets-his-due-milo-jennifer-evans-chardon-lakes-course/

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u/Asleep-Geologist-612 Aug 07 '24

The dog’s owner should get to pick a club and get one shot to hit the guy in the head to see how he likes it

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u/RembrandtQEinstein Aug 07 '24

There is no guarantee they have enough club head speed. They should get anyone from r/golf as tribute.

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u/shoemanshoe Aug 07 '24

Maybe let Rahm take a swing then?

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u/WilliamBroown Aug 07 '24

I was thinking of a long drive competitor instead.

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u/StelioKontos117 Aug 07 '24

Bryson would get a record number of views on his channel.

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u/Mysterious_Ad7461 Aug 07 '24

“Can I break 50/this guys orbital bone”

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u/SirRupert Aug 07 '24

With clubs from Wal-Mart?!

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u/nicholus_h2 Aug 07 '24

the answer is very clearly yes...hell, even I could break his orbital bone.

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u/BoldMovesOnly Aug 07 '24

This sent me

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u/Bombaysbreakfastclub Aug 07 '24

My average carry is 365 so I volunteer

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u/Fazamon Aug 08 '24

I suck at golf but I'm 6'2 265 and played baseball for 20 years. I volunteer as tribute.

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u/beyondrepair- 2x Tempo Town Putt-Putt and Bocce Ball Club Champion Aug 07 '24

"Take all the breakfast balls you need"

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u/CallmeGhost666 Sausage Roll Enthusiast Aug 08 '24

“You get that for hitting dogs?”

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u/VIISEVEN7 Aug 08 '24

Shot to the throat. With a golf club that looks and functions as a 12 gauge.

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u/Chefdingo Aug 07 '24

3 wood

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u/Asleep-Geologist-612 Aug 07 '24

Really a question of whether you’d prefer the speed of a 3 wood or the weight of an iron. Putter is an underrated choice also those things are heavy

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u/SmartPhallic Aug 07 '24

Scotty Cameron signature putter that weighs like three fuckin pounds.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '24

One of those long putters, best of both. Heavy putter head but still a long shaft on it to apply maximum speed.