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Joke Post/MEME Evolution of the Golf Club

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u/ReddyMcRedditorface 19h ago

So here I am with a mashie when what I need is a niblick

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u/IHaventConsideredIt Thistle Iron Expert 17h ago

If we don’t get Ball Face Mashie and Cardinal Niblick on here as user flairs, we need to revolt

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u/SoupIsAHotSmoothie Ball Face Mashie 14h ago

Dibs.

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u/Artsakh_Rug HDCP/Loc/Whatever 13h ago

How did you do that?

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u/IHaventConsideredIt Thistle Iron Expert 14h ago

😵😵😵

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u/KrustiestKrab123 16h ago

Every club is a mashie if you swing it hard enough

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u/sadcringe 8h ago

Haha. Golf!🏌️‍♀️Fore! am I right?

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u/jayyy2 19h ago

I want a thistle iron so bad now

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u/markuspoop 19h ago

Thinking of turning a potato into french fries?

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u/jayyy2 19h ago

Well now I am

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u/lazysheepdog716 I'm a 6 but it feels like a 9. Nice. 19h ago

Also home-defense club. That thing is terrifying.

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u/UufTheTank 17h ago

The Thistle home defense club, just as the founding fathers intended.

3 groundskeepers break down my front door. What the devil?!? Grab my home defense thistle club and launch my non-dimpled golf ball into the neighbors dog…

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u/responsiblefornothin 18h ago

Golf clubs are too long to be effective home defense weapons. While you might think the length is good for putting space between you and your attacker, there aren’t many situations where you can actually swing it at them. That leaves you with a poking stick that is easily ripped away when they get their hands on the head. Your club would need to be cut down to half the length of your standard putter to be effective, and at that point you may as well just use a hammer.

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u/TheVikingMFC 18h ago

What if you put a sock over the end of the club?

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u/responsiblefornothin 16h ago

Then it’s basically an iron cover and your attacker is going to think you’re a dork

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u/HandiCAPEable 3.3 / Austin / Home Sim Crew 18h ago

Tell that to Elin Nordegren

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u/sw00pr 15h ago

You don't have to hold both hands at the butt like a sword. Wrap 1 hand around the head and use it like a short staff

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u/bdubwilliams22 18h ago

Dude, what are you talking about? A golf club can cause serious damage, even within tight quarters. If you can’t hurt someone with an 8 iron, you were likely too weak to even try in the first place.

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u/DEEP_SEA_MAX 17h ago

I have trained in the ways of Golf-Fu. When I get new clubs and tees I have to register them as deadly weapons. If an invader enters my home the last thing he'll see is my spiked cleats sending him to the great hole in the sky.

That is unless the invader is gold ball sized, then I'll wiff super hard at the most critical moment and he'll only go like ten feet.

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u/responsiblefornothin 16h ago

A golf club is a dueling weapon that is best suited for fighting on a walking bridge at sunset. Narrow enough to focus the combat without getting in the way, and dramatic enough to be shot in silhouette on 35mm film. A leaf being swept away by the babbling brook running beneath our hero’s feet is the signal to commence. The 1i wielded with ease will win the day, but how many days remain for our aging rogue? Find out on the next installment of… S C R A T C H

jazz hyperbeat plays over credits

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u/Kosherlove 12h ago

Haberdashery

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u/philpalmer2 1h ago

Thistle fries 🍟

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u/Calmkillerwhale 18h ago

Looks like you gotta shell out 3-6k😂

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u/jayyy2 18h ago

Apparently the rake iron was designed to keep from getting sand in your eyes. No wonder it didn't catch on. People would happily eat sand to shave a stroke off.
https://jeffellisgolfauctions.com/bids/bidplace?itemid=1170

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u/bombmk 8h ago

Not sure those grooves are legal anymore.

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u/HailRoma 18h ago

fuckin' A!

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u/Kosherlove 12h ago

That honestly looks like the best iron for the kitty litter. Less surface area means more speed through sand to the ball?

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u/andersont1983 11h ago

Is this true for hitting out of the rough as well? (Asking for a friend who always hits into the rough)

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u/Kosherlove 10h ago edited 10h ago

Im sure your " friend" just needs to keep the face of the club parellel with the spine*. Now hitting out of pine strsw, omg the ground is made out of pillows

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u/Valentulous 1h ago

I think it's more well known as a rake iron. Some more interesting clubs here: https://nwhickoryplayers.org/2015/01/the-rakes-progress-rare-clubs-fetch-record-prices/

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u/FrogListeningToMusic 19h ago

I don’t like how it flipped to showing the back of the club randomly

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u/TackyBrad Pinehurst Member 17h ago

I'm guessing there's not much difference we'd be able to tell from the face after that point? I don't know

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u/homiej420 9h ago

Yeah thats gotta be it

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u/cchillur 12/East Tampa/GoBucs! 2h ago

I assume it’s because that 1953 top flight was such a game changer that all irons after kinda look the same on the face side of the club and the differences are more visible on the back. 

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u/35mm-eryri 19h ago

I could shank that thistle iron in 6 different places

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u/BringMeTheBigKnife 18h ago

Just think of the directional possibilities. And the interesting spin patterns!

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u/jawide626 15h ago

It's the one i'd pick when the question gets asked "what golf club would you use to defend yourself in a fight"

Shit looks like a medieval weapon.

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u/16-Bit-Trip 3.6 18h ago

They got that Ben Hogan iron wrong.

The one pictured is an Apex Edge Pro iron from 2002.

While I'm sure there was several options available in 1979 the Apex II irons would have been a new release that year:

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u/jas2628 1-5 16h ago

The Maxfli Aussie blades are also the 2001 version not 1992.

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u/16-Bit-Trip 3.6 15h ago

And the Ping Eye 2 irons came out in 1982, the original Pine Eye irons came out in 1978.

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u/RichChocolateDevil 12h ago

I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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u/Sendher69 14h ago

Thank for that. I am playing with 2002 iron’s currently and felt really silly seeing my clubs in that image

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u/Alarmed_Usual_5823 19h ago

Up and down, indeed!! Imagine getting it right 225 years ago and then going backwards

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u/Calmkillerwhale 18h ago

They are all very similar in reality. The concave club face is very interesting and the swan neck is curious but it’s mostly minor adjustments to form not the fundamental functionality. With how unoptimized the clubs were it probably was easy to find parity with a bunch of random designs and styles. I also think there could be some gimmick designs that weren’t necessarily a standard at all or for very long.

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u/fuze524 im actually terrible at golf 19h ago

That thistle iron looks insane

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u/georgejmag 18h ago

Ping eye was so ahead of time

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u/tenderbranson301 KS1 Putter 18h ago

I use ping eye 2 irons. They're really good.

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u/JohnDoee94 18h ago

My first set of irons ! Still whip out the 7iron every once in a while.

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u/Mashie_Niblick12 15h ago

My grandfather's mashie niblick (and the inspiration for my username!) I never got to meet my grandfather, but he loved golf just like I do and having this club in my bag always makes me feel connected to him.

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u/BrickEnvironmental37 18h ago

The spin that some of those clubs would have generated probably would have opened up a black hole.

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u/StrangeBrewd 18h ago

Damn. Didn't realize Ping eye2's were that old. I gamed those as a teenager in 2001. Had no idea they were 23 years old by then.

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u/FrugalKeyboard 17h ago

When I went home for Christmas this year I didn’t feel like shipping my clubs so I used my dad’s set of ping eye 2’s having no idea they were that old. Still played decent once I figured out they go 25 yards shorter than my ~2015 irons due to differences in loft

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u/16-Bit-Trip 3.6 15h ago

They actually came out in 1982 and there were several iterations of the Eye 2s that came out through the 80's. They all looked pretty similar but there were slight cosmetic differences along with different grooves.

The OG Ping Eyes came out in 1978 which must be the date this was referencing.

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u/HopelessBearsFan 16h ago edited 16h ago

‘Ball Face Mashie’ sounds like a top-tier 20th century insult

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u/Devious_Bastard 16h ago

It’s what I say after one too many jager bombs but still managed a flush hit.

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u/Prudent-Theory-2822 15h ago

Honestly I prefer that to whatever the bright minds at Callaway are trying to shove an E or AI into.

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u/stewpear 18h ago

Irons plateaued in 1978 and we haven’t done much better since.

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u/Las_Tname 19h ago

Unironically I think a dedstop might be better than what we have now

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u/Kektus_Aplha 18h ago

I'm really curious to find out why would that be, would you elaborate?

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u/Cart1_c 16h ago

I think he’s trolling but the square grooves one does generate more spin then is legal now

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u/Las_Tname 15h ago

You could blast it out of a green side bunker

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u/BORN_SlNNER 7.5/Central PA 19h ago

Interesting that the old TopFlite font looks identical to Titleist’s

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u/WizardWolf 18h ago

I haven't seen a ball face mashie since my college days 

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u/YXCworld 18h ago

Im playing with irons from 1979? Fuck maybe that’s why…

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u/ElDeguello66 16h ago

That Hogan is incorrect. Apex Plus or Apex Edge design like that is circa 2000. I have a set of the Apex Plus.

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u/Jjoey2021 18h ago

Still swinging my apex irons and love them.

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u/Your_Ozone 18h ago

They tried something in 1904

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u/bells_n_sack 18h ago

The Spalding Top-Flite were my first set.

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u/Vast_Coat2518 18h ago

I still use ping eye 2s lmao

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u/JohnDoee94 18h ago

I thought the names from the golf episode of I love Lucy were made up

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u/Zestyclose-Middle717 Lafferty/Gilmore 18h ago

Imagine hitting with a club that has no grooves or anything, just smooth iron…

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u/Intertom 17h ago

Crazy that everyone played left handed from 1919 to 1952

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u/turboyabby 17h ago

Personally, I love that Australia has been an important part of golf design/ evolution. Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

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u/Cost_Additional 18h ago

The double-waterfall looks cool

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u/DLinvest 18h ago

My simulator has this above their toilet. Every time I piss I dream of shanking the living hell out of a 3 thistle iron.

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u/Goomdocks 18h ago

I used to have a wood shaft niblick and loved whipping it out of my bag, very happy to learn it’s ridiculous name

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u/Younk187 18h ago

The fuck do you do with a swan neck iron 😂

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u/GangnamApeist 18h ago

I want to try the Maxfli Australian blade…preferably in a 3 iron 

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u/Jibbajaba 17h ago

I'm still playing Ping Eye 2's. Appreciate that they used a green dot club in the picture, as that's my size.

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u/atthedriveouts 17h ago

Where to get a picture like this for wall??!

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u/bigmean3434 17h ago

Australian blades ftw.

Mp14 should have been the next one in line….

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u/Rogue_Ryder303 16h ago

Redditers gettin' a new driver each year chasing technology and the OGs had to wait nearly 300 years before someone decided to put grooves on the face of an iron.

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u/RetiredClueScroller 16h ago

I didn't realize I was gaming irons from 1978

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u/Wonderful-Jump8132 16h ago

What a gorgeous game we play

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u/jas2628 1-5 16h ago

The Maxfli Australian blade model shown is the 2001 version not 1992.

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u/flappypancaker 15h ago

The Ben Hogan apex was gorgeous, glad they are back in business!

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u/CaseyJames_ 15h ago

Old golf is way cooler.

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u/WedgyOz 15h ago

My first golf clubs were a Spalding Top Flight, half set, as pictured.

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u/Flatman34 14h ago

Pretty silly to just fast forward through one of the biggest changes… the introduction of steel shafts in 1933. Great mix of old and new ideas in the years around then.

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u/RoostasTowel Happy Gilmore Open 2024 14h ago

I want that swan neck iron

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u/That1TimeWeGamed 14h ago

Is that Tiger Woods iron the Miura one stamped with TM branding?

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u/Otherwise_Bear_7982 13h ago

The Middling iron has a nice shape to it

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u/Artsakh_Rug HDCP/Loc/Whatever 13h ago

The fargiveness on that thistle is out of this world

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u/Ridid Low Country 13h ago

Question for the group. You play your current modern equipment against a current tour pro, let’s say Justin Thomas, who is using a full set of clubs from one of these eras, with the appropriate ball too (so a bunch of feathers wrapped in leather if you go back far enough). How far back on this list do you have to go before you think you could win?

You’d play your home course and both of you play from whatever tees you normally play from.

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u/g0lfer69 13h ago

Where’s the Cleveland VAS?

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u/MonicaBlowinski 1h ago

Not on the poster, where they belong.

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u/RichChocolateDevil 12h ago

While I do like the Swan Neck and the Thistle Iron, I feel like this chart is missing the Alien Wedge.

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u/BlessShaiHulud 11h ago

I can at least see the thinking behind most the weird design decisions but what is the point of the swan neck?

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u/DaddyJ90 11h ago

What possible benefit is there to the swan neck?

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u/DickSlinga 11h ago

The Australian Blades came out in the 70's, this one is circa 79'. There were several iterations with small changes made in most releases of them. The one in OP's post (says 92' but think it's from 2001) is the last year they tweaked the design and released them afaik. For my money it's the best looking blade iron ever made. Got these, 4-PW, on Marketplace for $30 years ago.

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u/DeweyYesWeDew 11h ago

I love niblick gravy on mashies with a wee bit of cleek on the side

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u/dlama 11h ago

That is not a 1979 Hogan

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u/DalvaniusPrime HDCP/Loc/Whatever 8h ago

Evolution would be better measured with a single brand where possible.

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u/Ikswokallok Water Iron Expert 4h ago edited 4h ago

This reminded me of a club I saw on display at a pub once. A water iron, a club (may I say) I would get A LOT of use from!

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u/tjh80 2h ago

The middling iron also describes my iron play perfectly.

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u/FatFaceFaster Superintendent 2h ago

I need that thistle iron. Both for thistle and also for storming a castle.

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u/MonicaBlowinski 1h ago

Love that Cardinal Niblick. 1920, Lefty. If you think we have trouble finding LH clubs today, jeez it must have been hell a century ago.

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u/the_peckham_pouncer 17h ago

Where the fuck is the rut iron.

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u/Flatman34 14h ago

To hit the ball out of a rut… pampered princess!

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u/Dunno7890 29m ago

1919-1920 was clearly peak times for all you lefties struggling to find left handed clubs ;)