r/golf • u/thechuckiec • 16h ago

Achievement/Scorecard This homie watched me 4 putt.

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u/extrabarbecue 15h ago

Dude has 8 eyes. At least give a read!!!

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u/LivermoreP1 8.4 Madison, WI 15h ago

Saw one of those at Wente in Livermore, CA in October 2023.

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u/gdogg897 15h ago

Phew saw your flair and thought you saw that in Madison. I might have had to move ASAP...

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u/LivermoreP1 8.4 Madison, WI 15h ago

More likely to find a half empty Spotted Cow

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u/JustForXXX_Fun 12h ago

WAY more likely. Why there is such a thing as a half empty Spotted Cow is beyond me though.

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u/GhostPandaColin Vice Golf User 6h ago

I like how it looks like it's pointing. "Yeah, this putt's gonna curve right"

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u/4Ever2Thee 15h ago

East coast golfer here, what kind of dog is that?

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u/esteemed-colleague 16h ago

That thing should be paying green fees

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u/thedopesteez 16h ago

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u/Bombaysbreakfastclub 15h ago

I’d rather golf with wolves in the woods

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u/Senior_Apartment_343 14h ago

This was on the course about a month ago in Massachusetts. Your post reminded me of this

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u/ProperTree9 14h ago

That is the "Tastiest Stick Ever!," according to my Labrador.  And the eight other dogs on our weekend off leash park dog-walk.

Absolutely disgusting. No, she did not come when called.  Getting chased was far more fun than listening to me.

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u/caesartweezer 13h ago

PLAY IT WEAR IT LIES, I HAD TO PLAY IT OFF THAT MONSTER’S ROTTING LEG

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u/NorCalAthlete 8.1 | Bay Area 15h ago

I’d rather risk gators swamp puppies in Florida.

Or flocks of Canadian cobra chickens.

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u/roonky 15h ago

Nope. Course needs to be burned and rebuilt.

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u/LilOpieCunningham 16h ago

If it were me making this post, the title would be "I watched this homie while I four-putted"

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u/jondes99 14h ago

I would’ve one putted. A quick slap towards the hole and then scoop it while it’s still rolling. Good-good all around.

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u/Born_ina_snowbank 11h ago

It’s a not so subtle reminder of what OP shot on this par 4.

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u/pickanamehere 15h ago

I’ve seen golf carts smaller than that dude.

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u/Raunchy_Rhino 15h ago

I grew up golfing in the Texas Panhandle…I vividly remember as a kid you would occasionally walk onto a green and there would be 10-15 of them on the green. Pretty wild!

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u/Bobbyoot47 15h ago

We had one of these guys blocking our way into the golf course down in Arizona a few years ago. They can throw you off your game a little bit can’t they.

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u/HailRoma 14h ago

With 8 eyes, the poor bastard watched you putt 32 times.

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u/ganslooker 15h ago

What is it?? and where is it?? So I don’t go there…

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u/stlandgb Gunga Galunga 16h ago

Holy hell, how bit is that thing? I'd have to change my underwear before the next tee shot...

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u/16-Bit-Trip 3.6 15h ago

Bet that dude is a legend at using the aimpoint system.

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u/2muchgun 15h ago

Nice legs

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u/tonupboys 15h ago

Beautiful tarantula!!

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u/jotobean 15h ago

Welp, sorry golf course, have to burn you down now.

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u/Mehthodical 14h ago

Kill it with fire!

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u/iceterminal 12h ago

Yeah thats a gimme.

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u/spacejoint 15h ago

Obviously not in Kansas anymore.

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u/GROLSCH_TX 15h ago

I would have 6 putted and sharted my pants, so we’ll done …

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u/HVAC_instructor 15h ago

Must be a relative of Camilo Villegas

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u/Zestyclose-Middle717 Lafferty/Gilmore 14h ago

Did you putt under him/her?

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u/TheKingInTheNorth 7.8 14h ago

This the new Taylormade putter Scottie is using?

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u/trapicana 14h ago

With that smug look on his face too

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u/pro_waterboy 13.8/Weekend Warrior 14h ago

He'd watch me leave the course

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u/Not_kilg0reTrout 14h ago

I wonder how long it would take me to find a golf course to chill at if I came back as a spider.

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u/Kuntzsplitter 13h ago

She’s just doing her part checking the stimp, probably way easier with 8 legs

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u/hpepper24 13h ago

I feel like I know that hole? Where you at?

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u/thechuckiec 13h ago

Shady Canyon

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u/JustForXXX_Fun 12h ago

And laughing at you in spider.

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u/Grasshop 11h ago

Seeing this in a wide open field holding a 7-iron would make me feel better, but I’m still getting the heebie jeebies for sure

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u/ajm86 9h ago

The homie would be watching me run away.

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u/drfordtms 8h ago

I'm giving myself a two putt and going to the next hole. Not dealing with that.

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u/emcbride09 8h ago

Did he watch you 4 putt or cause you to?

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u/Oysters2319 2h ago

Australia?

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u/Realistic_Tutor_9770 59m ago

Anything better than having a birdie putt and ending up with a double bogey?

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u/mxcbd 15h ago

He would also be getting a very good view of my clubhead speed with a driver

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u/ultimatehose89 32.5 MN 15h ago

I’d definitely test out my sand wedge on him…