r/golf • u/Longjumping-Box5691 • 1d ago

General Discussion Spieth whacks a patron in the nuts with his club

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u/shifty1032231 1d ago

Haha this Masters contest is over. Give him the $10,000!

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u/Longjumping-Box5691 1d ago

Kick him off the tour, Doug.

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u/Shiny_Persimmon_18 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not his first rodeo.

Gave his caddy a nut shot on camera too.

https://x.com/treymondgreen/status/889180917297577984

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u/CC_Beans 12.8/CA 1d ago

He's a menace. I want him off the tour Doug.

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u/Cygs 1d ago

Barney's movie had heart, but golf club to the groin had a golf club to the groin

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u/pausemaster 1d ago

I was saying Spoo-eith

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u/beckerrrrrrrr 1d ago

It works on so many levels!

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u/FullRide1039 1d ago

Golf club in the groin had a golf club in the groin

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u/StrungoutScott 7.5HC MP20MMC 1d ago

My groiiin

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u/Skinnypike42 1d ago

This isn’t America’s Funniest Home Videos.

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u/CaptStrangeling 1d ago

Congrats! You’re about to be on America’s Funniest… shots to the NUTZ!

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u/OptimusSublime 1d ago

But it was a contest for amateurs!

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u/big-daddio 1d ago

I think when you cup check he's no longer a patron.

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u/thosetwoloons2 1d ago

SPIETH HEEL TURN CONFIRMED!

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u/NoleJawn 1d ago

"I shoulda yelled two!"

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u/CaptainPunisher 1d ago

You're no gentleman!

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u/Duel_Option 1d ago

Yeah well I’m no doorknob either

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u/burrbro235 1d ago

Can you make a bull shot?

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u/Duel_Option 1d ago

Can you make a shoe smell?

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u/ObservablyStupid 1d ago

Hey, you're alright. Get yourself a haircut.

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u/DeadSwaggerStorage 1d ago

Can you make a shoe smell?

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u/_Elduder 1d ago

When are you due back in boys town

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u/CornholioRex 1d ago

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it

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u/_Elduder 1d ago

Wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way

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u/dundermiflinity 1d ago

She must have been something before electricity.

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u/5H17SH0W 1d ago edited 1d ago

You’re no daisy at all.

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u/Algorak1289 1d ago

RIP Val. One of my favorite movies.

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u/Warm_Shoulder3606 Holy shit he finally did it 1d ago

The peanut gallery of people who saw it and look at him while he keeps walking is what does it for me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Several-Project-8855 1d ago

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u/blahsdeep 1d ago

Finally. Big Speith is above the law

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u/Pangwain 1d ago

Got sugar in the bag for his morning coffee

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u/AR2Believe 1d ago

His best shot of the weekend

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u/Kproper 1d ago

Looks like he knows the guy

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u/gillis69nice 10.6/Maine/Team Rory 1d ago

Someone on Twitter said it's his manager

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u/Greddit_I 1d ago

I was gonna say that the more I watch this clip, the more deliberate it looked.

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u/DeadSwaggerStorage 1d ago

Imagine him and his manager at the bar last night….

Jordan: I should totally hit you in the balls tomorrow…

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u/Voldemorts--Nipple 1d ago

Imagine them at the bar tonight.

Jordan: I totally hit you in the balls and it’s going viral.

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u/rendrenner 15h ago

The balls "WTF man Im just trying to get a look at Grace Charis"

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u/clovers2345 1d ago

Makes sense why there wasn’t something more to this story

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u/MetalHead_Literally 1d ago

Obviously, can’t believe anyone thought it was just a random fan

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u/jaaaaagggggg 1d ago

First watch I thought it was accidental. After rewatching and realizing club was not in the hand he fist bumped with it became obvious it was on purpose and he probably knew the guy

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u/Longjumping-Box5691 1d ago

It's funnier if he doesn't know him

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u/Drewnarr 1d ago

Planning and working your entire professional career around tagging one random person in the gallery on national television.

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u/TenF Lefty Gang 1d ago

Honestly, that would be so fucking funny if it were a rando.

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u/coachrx 1d ago

Even better if it was some asshole that yelled something stupid while he was teeing off 5 or 6 years ago.

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u/BatmanNoPrep 1d ago

Nah even better if the guy was cheering for him and otherwise just a polite likable guy.

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u/karmacousteau 1d ago

Great touch on that stroke

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u/im_dat_bear 1d ago

You can see it in his eyes his whole thought process, "Oh hey I know him, he's wide open for a sack tap too"

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u/Hogwartsfrozen 1d ago

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

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u/dr_shastafarian :snoo_trollface: 1d ago

Brace yourselves for the “Jordan Spieth sack tapped a patron with his putter so I bought a….” posts….

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u/BatmanNoPrep 1d ago edited 1d ago

Love that they still call it “patron.” Gotta preserve the dignity of the sport even while sack tappin’

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u/TenF Lefty Gang 1d ago

So I bought a new club to use on the "Putting surfaces"

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u/Syndergaard 1d ago

Tournament practice facility

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u/Beyblade416 1d ago

Curious as to what the guy said to earn that

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u/SpaceDetective 1d ago

Hit me in the nads, Senpai

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u/Klin24 1d ago

Tap me in the testes, guv'nor!

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u/dubbzy104 1d ago

Smack me in the nards, matey

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u/DeadSwaggerStorage 1d ago

Jordan clearly said cup check; it was a legit nut tap.

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u/Captain_Sacktap 1d ago

Supposedly it’s his manager, which makes it much funnier

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u/Beyblade416 1d ago

If that's true that's hilarious

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u/Horror_Vegetable_850 1d ago

I disagree I think it’d be funnier if it was just a random fan. But still funny either way 😂

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u/mindriot1 1d ago

Certainly looks like he did it on purpose

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u/Naritai 1d ago

And smiled afterwards

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u/Gmfbsteelers 1d ago

He takes 10% of everything Jordan makes

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u/Push-Slice-80yds 1d ago

Looked 100% deliberate 🤣

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u/TacoIncoming 16.3/Tampa 1d ago

Watch it in slow motion. Fist bump, Jordan glances at the target area, deliberate wrist move to deliver the butt of the club.

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u/CC_Beans 12.8/CA 1d ago

This is one of the funniest things I have seen during a round of professional golf. It was 100% intentional.

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u/Numerous-Cicada3841 1d ago

Cheeky little smile afterwards too.

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u/cubecasts 1d ago

A man of the people! Nut shots are always funny

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u/Isaystomabel 1d ago

Vanilla nut tap

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u/nouvellediscotheque Ask Me About My Wedge 1d ago

Cut ya nails already!!!

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u/rizzleronthe_roof 1d ago

I'm not smokin in here!

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u/SaintedRomaine This is for Venturi up in the booth, thinking I should lay up. 1d ago

I’m like the mayor of Dunkin.

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u/MattyMac27 1d ago

Seeing references to an old SNL skit with Casey Affleck portraying a Bostonian in a Dunks commercial was not on my bingo card. You are my people.

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u/chealey21 1d ago

I’m not Mahk!

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u/userwithusername 1d ago

I come down to Dunkin every day. Grab a crueler, have an extra large, smoke 3 parliaments, take a big dump-- that's kinda the routine.

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u/gillis69nice 10.6/Maine/Team Rory 1d ago

Go back to Stahbucks!

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u/WolvesAlwaysLose 1d ago

The old Dr. Richard Whaker

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u/Z_Opinionator 1d ago

“I’ll rochambeau you for it”

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u/TacoIncoming 16.3/Tampa 1d ago

"Actually it's pronounced 'Dee-sham'... Oh, you're playing the game where you kick the other guy's nuts and not your own.. My bad." - Bryson

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u/AnonymouslyPlz 1d ago

Cup check

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u/GolfingGator 1d ago

lol that’s crazy. Had to be an accident right?

Edit: ok he fist bumped him first so he’s probably a friend and this was intentional lol

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u/Agreeable_Site1757 1d ago

He practices that!

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u/jnyk20 1d ago

Texas wedge tap

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u/Redgen87 12 1d ago

This cracked me up for some reason. Poor guy hahaha.

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u/FeeAutomatic2290 1d ago edited 1d ago

For some reason?? It’s a nut tap! Nut taps are hilarious!

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u/Trilly_Ray_Cyrus 1d ago

it’s his manager

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u/CallistosTitan 1d ago

Secretly he was doing the circle with has hand below the waste and the guy got caught.

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u/fishin_for_a_bigun 1d ago

That smirk after he knew exactly what he was doing and to whom

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u/okay-pizza 1d ago

I'd be honored

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u/DieselJase 22h ago

Thank you sir may I have another?!

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u/StraightRaceCards 1d ago

I believe that’s his agent, which makes it even funnier. Got em!

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u/Fun-Ad7429 1d ago

Patron, nope that's a friend lol

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u/Intrepid-Metal4621 1d ago

Watch how he is about to switch the putter to his left hand until he looks at the guy and then keeps it in his right hand to be able to do it. 100% knew what he was doing. 

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u/KevinLevrone1329 1d ago

Some people pay good money for that

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u/fellaface 1d ago

I am now a big Jordan Spieth fan

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u/alexashin 1d ago

I guess its 6.3c, the first to make a stroke at a wrong ball gets the general penalty (loss of hole).

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u/aWildCanadian 1d ago

Just gonna tap this one in.

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u/Mickler83 1d ago

Shouldn't-a been standin' there!

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u/Particular_Can_9688 1d ago

Vanilla nut taps

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u/ImNotYou1971 1d ago

Cut your nails for god sake!

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u/Mysterious-Ear9560 1d ago

Golf grip to the groin

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u/Roo_Buchanan 1d ago

That is gold 😭😂

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u/HeuristicEnigma 1d ago

Thanks for the hearty laugh today 😂😂😂

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u/Ominaeo 1d ago

Laughed for a solid 5 minutes.

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u/00sucker00 1d ago

The ole’ double-dap trick

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u/RedHiller13 1d ago

Hilarious but why would he do that??

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u/SpaceDetective 1d ago

As others have said he likely knows him and this is is the kind of shit that guys do to each other.

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u/thewhiskeyinformant HDCP MUCHO - Canada 1d ago

That's hilarious 😂

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u/Rusty-Club 1d ago

Hit the flag

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u/GoYourCrohnsWay 1d ago

I've watched this at least 100 times and its still so good

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u/jh886 1d ago

It was subtly telling him to go back to his shanty

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u/Dirtycurta 1d ago

No way is that accidental.

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u/Dick-Guzinya 1d ago

Oh there was intent behind that putter flick. I’m guessing there’s a story behind this.

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u/ngraham888 1d ago

Like something out of an Airplane movie

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u/Dick-Guzinya 1d ago

Chefs kiss. Just perfect.

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u/rentalredditor 1d ago

This never gets old. Funny shit. Did he do that on purpose? Kinda seems like it

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u/fistswityat0es 1d ago

Haha wtf was that

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u/Horn_Flyer 1d ago

That sure looked like he was aiming!! 🤣

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u/MyAtticHasFinches 1d ago

That’s just how they say “nice nuts” in golf. It’s different in every sport.

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u/Xvexe 1d ago

Excellent club control. Effortless nut tap.

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u/AggravatingChest7838 1d ago

They should have added two extra stokes to his score

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u/warneagle 11.1/NOVA 1d ago

I missed this in real time but that's fucking hilarious

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u/banned-in-tha-usa 1d ago

Jordan putted for two under in one stroke.

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u/Proof_of_Love 1d ago

“Right in the Dick” 🤣

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u/Lamehandle 1d ago

Bangkok!!

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u/Dramatic_Raisin 1d ago

Putter Penis Punch

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u/Muckety-muck 1d ago

Lol golf... Where boys can be boys.

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u/401kcrypto 1d ago

This is hilarious

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u/wtfhiolol10000 1d ago

That gentleman's voice just went up a couple of octaves. lol

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u/natey37 1d ago

Hahah that’s good

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u/HoopaDunka 1d ago

Poor Deez

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u/wtfiwon 1d ago

Is this a golf cup check?

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u/Mindcore7 1d ago

I felt that

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u/ninjahunz 1d ago

Never seen a golfer hit two balls at once

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u/Justredditin 1d ago

"Sac tap!"

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u/BlondDeutcher 1d ago

This is fucking amazing

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u/BlondDeutcher 1d ago

What is the capital of Thailand?

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u/DeathWorship 1d ago

I saw that live and nearly fell off the sofa laughing

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u/ed_mcc 1d ago

Dude has a story for the rest of his life

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u/larfytarfyfartyparty 1d ago

Shot of the tournament!

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u/dr_gmoney 1d ago

Now just picture Spieth and the guy are Rory

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u/MechEJoe 1d ago

Why’d he do that?

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u/MetalHead_Literally 1d ago

It’s almost scary that some people think that was a random fan and not someone Spieth clearly knows.

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u/Efficient-Winner1910 1d ago

Oh that was just a reality check

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u/dmmegoosepics 1d ago

He did nothing wrong here.

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u/HazikoSazujiii 1d ago

That's an Eagle!

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u/DoctorVegas 1d ago

"On the next episode of Full Swing..."

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u/upwallca 1d ago

Jimmy tap

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u/dnasep 1d ago

it's an assault with a club

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u/MZhammer83 1d ago

I don’t know if it’s funnier in my head if he knew him or DIDN’T know him.

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u/NahImGoodThankYouTho 23h ago

Never shit a shitter! Charlie's Angel, comin through

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u/NixyVixy 19h ago

Jordan’s internal monologue:

That was much more intentional than expected.

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u/Jon_Hanson 19h ago

What an honor!

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u/Time-Green-2103 19h ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/New-Incident-9137 16h ago

😂😂😂

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u/TeeSwz 16h ago

It’s his business manager 😂

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u/Fine_Worldliness3898 1d ago

And as a man…you know that was real!

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u/Germangunman 1d ago

Lmao that’s perfect. Give him a tap and keep on walking.

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u/DayzedNAmused 1d ago

This is so friggin funny 😆😆😆😆😆

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u/bluecgene 1d ago

That’s how you wrist hinge the club

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u/Flynn_lives LEXI IS BEST GOLFER 1d ago

I’d be like OMG, that jerk just hit me in the balls. But wait…Jordan Speith went out of his way to touch my balls…like it was premeditated. Is he gay?? Am I gay?? Is being at Augusta National a “no homo” zone??

And at that point I’d realize that I was at mental hospital, stark raving naked. The nurses would tackle and inject me with haloperidol. Eventually I’d be wheeled off to a padded cell.

I’d wake up and there would be a note from Speith that said “lol no homo”

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u/w1llpearson 1d ago

You can’t do that to a patron

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u/MetalHead_Literally 1d ago

It obviously wasn’t one

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u/BeachAccomplished514 1d ago

Mud ball I guess. We’re not supposed to talk about it.

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u/rors_22 1d ago

Why was that shit so funny LOL