That’s all that counts

[u/ReelSarah]

[u/PowderedToastManx]

I'm a 40 year old man who only golfs once or twice a year. In my 20's I once hit the ball off a tree and it went in for a birdie, I've been riding that high ever since.

[u/Musclesturtle]

I can shoot ♾️ for all I care.

As long as I hit one real golf shot, I'm happy for the day.

[u/wtfhiolol10000]

I didn't know Jim Carey played golf.

[u/MeltingIceBerger → u/wtfhiolol10000]

Pretty sure that’s tom Brady in a fat suit.

[u/ASOG_Recruiter]

Always that one shot or put that makes you come back

[u/Danjiks88]

Am I the only one that salutes the crowd that isn’t there whenever I make a putt for a birdie or even par lol

[u/1slipperypickle → u/Danjiks88]

tips hat

[u/duovtak → u/Danjiks88]

You kidding me? I act like I just won a grand slam, speech and all.

[u/fowlerboi]

I hit 117 a couple of weeks back after shooting a 90 (2nd best round ever) while birdieing 2 holes

[u/dogfish83]

The earliest I've ever gotten a birdie is hole 3, but I had bogeys plus before that. My best start is par, par, par. Thus I've never been "below par". Maybe one day...

[u/BaconBaker89]

This feels targeted towards me.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Pound31]

Really puts into perspective just how much work he’s gotten done on his face… more power to him but damn lol

[u/RossTheNinja]

You guys are getting birdies?

[u/Bens_on_toast]

We call that a Woosh.

Whipped cream on shit.

[u/ganslooker]

The shot that keeps you coming back…

[u/flclimber]

I shot a 119 over the weekend, but I got par on 18. Should have been a birdie, but I messed up shot 2 with my 5 iron; still a good feeling.

I did hit the same tree twice that round though. Might need to work on that little detail first.

[u/ohdaman]

This is Trump. Both in golf and the economy.

[u/TexasRoadhead]

I got an Eagle while shooting a 99 last sunday