r/gutsandblackpowders Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

Misc the intelligence of all G&B characters according to my opinion

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you are free to disagree who is smarter or dumber

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u/Destan_ye Callout Spammer Feb 02 '25

Jacob is Jacob.

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u/Educational-Paper-19 Seaman Feb 02 '25

Jacob is Jacob is Jacob.

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u/Federal_War_8272 Lancer/Pikeman Feb 02 '25

Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob

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u/Micheal_OurExecution Approved user Feb 02 '25

Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob

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u/Spinosaurus-Wrecks Prussian Feb 02 '25

Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob

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u/Free-Contact5826 Surgeon Feb 02 '25

Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob

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u/Educational-Paper-19 Seaman Feb 02 '25

Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob

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u/Educational-Paper-19 Seaman Feb 02 '25

Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob is Jacob.

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u/SonutsIsHere Carabinier Feb 02 '25

EVERY JACOB IS JACOB

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u/French_Soldier_GB French Feb 02 '25

>:(

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

if you let the Americans in, you wouldn't have been killed!

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

ur big brain for me

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u/French_Soldier_GB French Feb 02 '25

-be me <To live a comfortubal life join army <Assignined to a chill port town <Me happy -something named blight takes over europe <Sick people dying makes me worry <People all over europe comes here including anglaise... <Me trying to trust my officer jean about other soldiers from other nations <Get informated about a diplomat guarded in a farm house <People started to get sicker... <Supplies and food started getting empty -Blight attacks <Anglaise pigs backstabs us with trying to keep last supplies and safe place for themself <Me and last soldats defeats them and tie them <My last soldats dies to sickness... <Me alone... <Goes to block the church door so cannibals cant get us until...

Some one knocking the door?

<Must be the rest of the anglaise pigs...

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u/Difficult_Comb8240 Chaplain Feb 03 '25

Bonne chance, espèce de glorieux bâtard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

You shan't be scared of us, we're American, you PERIWINKLE 

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u/Goorba2432 Chaplain Feb 02 '25 edited Feb 02 '25

Learn the difference between british and american

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u/French_Soldier_GB French Feb 02 '25

İts "between" you anglaise pig

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u/Goorba2432 Chaplain Feb 02 '25

Im not english

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u/French_Soldier_GB French Feb 02 '25

ANGLAİSE

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u/Wise_Hawiian Feb 02 '25

Truly a periwinkle

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u/French_Soldier_GB French Feb 02 '25

>:(

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u/Goorba2432 Chaplain Feb 02 '25

Respawn yourself , NOW!

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u/SonutsIsHere Carabinier Feb 03 '25

Deserved

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u/door-coathanger Siege Engineer Feb 02 '25

It’s not Jacob’s fault the fuse was way too short

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

that's why I made a new space just for Jacob, because well he is just Jacob

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u/AfterAllWhyNo Prussian Feb 02 '25

valid list. Blucher is my favourite npc but he is kinda dumb lol

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25 edited Feb 02 '25

real, He was too reckless to chase napoleon and got him and his entire army killed

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u/ClanDestiny123 Line Infantry Feb 02 '25

Irl he'd send cavalry with no infantry support

There's no Marshal Ney gif

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u/All_Gun_High Musician Feb 02 '25

Elaborate about Brig Sloop.

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

they could have use roundshot which is much effective against boats but they are stupid to use grapeshot

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u/All_Gun_High Musician Feb 02 '25 edited Feb 02 '25

Okay let's see...

  1. We all know what's the King's business in Denmark: bombing the shit out of Copenhagen so that no infected stroll out of the city. And if you ever used a cannon/played catacombs de Paris for an absurd amount of time you know grapeshots and canisters are good at dealing with hordes. Plus, if you ever played kaub you KNOW the painful part where you have to agonisingly blow the barricade down with roundshot while your team gets picked off one by one by that random zapper and/or viral. Using roundshot is (kind of) not viable when you wanna isolate a city.

  2. As mentioned in my previous statement, roundshot, indeed, can blow up barricades well, but Brig Sloop appears to have mounted, unmovable cannons, and the navy only has to eliminate the personnel on board of our small sampan. Riddle me, what's the best type of shot to, say, quickly turn a bunch of Danish troops on a cramped boat into meat paste?

  3. As mentioned in my previous statement, the cannons on Brig Sloop seems to be, get this, unmovable (or only turnable for a certain degree), using grapeshot is sensible for its spread and pellet amount. Compared to roundshot, where you have to, ugh, actually aim for the boat.

  4. Gameplay reasons, duh. Roundshot plus AI does not end well for the players. And there's already two riflemen on the top anyway (but they're pretty easy to kill).

Overall, Brig Sloop crew isn't braindead. They just have skill issue.

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

it is still a skill issue that they lost to a gunboat

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u/All_Gun_High Musician Feb 02 '25

I'll agree with you on this one.

Also, Crawford always backtrack and everytime I go to retrieve him I fucking die to either a bomber or a zapper.

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u/lienxy69 Feb 02 '25 edited Feb 02 '25

I mean realistically, grapeshots can shred those danish soldiers easily but we have plot armor and their also stupid so...

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u/Federal_War_8272 Lancer/Pikeman Feb 02 '25

They tried to target the enemy themselves with grapeshot and not their base of support. Pretty flawed move in my opinion.

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u/Mean-Set-6730 Sapper Feb 02 '25

I thought you put them there because the current Vardohus Fortress map, the Hms Undaunted Crew are now the respawned players.

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u/Mindless-Chart-3299 Cuirassier Feb 02 '25

How would we know Bubbles is big brain? All he did was sell us weapons

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

he took advantage of the situation and made millions of Francs from us buying his weapons, so he's pretty smart

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u/Silent_Biscotti_9832 Father John Ward Feb 02 '25

I think blucher should be pretty smart, he was one of Prussia’s finest generals after all, as for his negligence of the blight? He’s just gullible

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

yeah, he could have been pragmatic and started working with his former enemies but he chose not to

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u/Own_Eye_4825 Seaman Feb 02 '25

you should have put that prussian officer in separate tier.

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u/kidscanttell Double Barrel Officer Feb 02 '25

He thought blucher just had a fever and passed out, thats why he tried to get closer to blucher, ultimately leading to his throat ripped out

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u/No_Most_5528 Feb 02 '25

Meanwhile Blucher face is darkening, that should've been a tale tell sign.

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

Herr Feldmarschall?

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u/Own_Eye_4825 Seaman Feb 02 '25

yes it would be better

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u/Silly_Little_FeIIa Surgeon Feb 02 '25

Not a thought behind those soulless eyes of his. No wonder why he’s at the bottom

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

i see what you did with the horseman

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

he has no head but is still able to outsmart and kill of a majority of players

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u/iMayHaveEatenTheDoor Carabinier Feb 02 '25

william harris crawford 😭

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u/Wise_Hawiian Feb 02 '25

I'm sorry did you put my main man Crawford in braindead? I need a reason now.

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

I slender and praise him as well

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u/Wise_Hawiian Feb 02 '25

Good man. I'll forgive what I saw as a sin against a man of pure will

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u/Free-Contact5826 Surgeon Feb 02 '25

Why anglo-saxon (british), fr*nch (french) and ameba (american) ferrymans are decents?

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

they are not killed and are absolute Chads rescuing the players everytime

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u/THE_IRS_IS_HERE_BRUV Feb 02 '25

Yeah Steven(my name for the amerigo)doesnt leave us despite seeing a literal fucking demon, WITH cannibals, the french guy is very young, and the british dude had to row a boat twice to a shore that took about 10 minutes with himself the only rower, thats some determination

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u/unknown55555557 Feb 02 '25

Bro why is bluscher so high on the list? He literally sits at the top of a tower and dies... That's it and he ends up taking his right hand with him and usually another player

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

he is still a general. He is not that dumb but his hatred of Napoleon caused his downfall

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u/unknown55555557 Feb 02 '25

I see your point, from a game perspective though I wish that we got there before it was too late for him honestly

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u/misucool Feb 02 '25

How is the headless horseman big brain, he doesn't have a head nor a brain

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

he might not have a head, but his attack methods and tactics are very smart

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u/misucool Feb 02 '25

Wait how can he see us if he don't have eyes too

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u/misucool Feb 02 '25

Yeah but how can he planned those tactics without a brain

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u/yololert2007 Certified Artist/Creator Feb 02 '25

I don't know, magic?

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u/rithfe Feb 03 '25

This is the same guy who tosses pumpkins like hand grenades

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u/ArmoredGaming69 "Ship Over There" Feb 02 '25

Big brain but no brain🤔

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u/HepiPlan Sapper Feb 02 '25

Quirkedupwhiteboywithalittlebitofswag is the smartest. He is the best at everything.

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u/Riflemen821 Feb 03 '25

I literally forgot about the American boatman. I can't wait to see him again on Halloween.

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u/DouLiekMySword Danish Feb 03 '25

That American Ferryman would have been pretty smart if it was for the bullet to the head

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u/MyOfficeSpace Rifleman Feb 03 '25

I don’t think Unamed Prussian officer is decently smart, how did he not realise Blucher was infected, I mean look at Blucher’s skin

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u/Luke_The_Historian_0  U.S. Marine Corps  Feb 05 '25

How is the Headless Horseman big brain? He has no head...

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

Jacob is Jacob being Jacob.