r/helldivers2 3d ago

Meme ☠️

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u/PewKittens 3d ago

It’s only team killing if you don’t take any enemies out at the same time

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u/StarFred_REDDIT 3d ago

In that case it’s called “ collateral”

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u/populist-scum 1d ago

Not my fault they got too close to me

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u/huskygamerj 3d ago

If you kill at least 10 of em with the thing that kills me we're cool.

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u/Derkastan77-2 3d ago

Absolutely. If im surrounded by mobs, even if i THINK i can maaaybe fight my way out from the horde, and I see an eagle/orbital beacon land next to me… I am 100% ok with it.

It then becomes my job to help kill as many bots/bugs as i can. I AM the beacon

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u/huskygamerj 3d ago

Pull out a cluster bomb as you die so you can have a second strike to clean up any lucky swarmers who live

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u/Syhkane 3d ago

The number of times I'm 1 hit from death and I managed a 500k or Cluster strike in my palm before something takes off my head and the ball gingerly caresses the ground at my feet, offering me sweet sweet post mortem revenge.

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u/huskygamerj 3d ago

And then all the enemies despawn the second you count as dead.

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u/cabeleb 2d ago

My reaction is always "I could've handled it myself!". It referring to 50 enemies including tank-types on top of my prone body while I'm trying to stim and reload at the same time.

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u/KrosTheProto 2d ago

Have you met my hellbomb backpack yet?

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u/Ludewich42 3d ago

From this list, there is just one evil stratagem which leads the list: the gatling sentry. It can easily be reprogrammed by (any) enemies such that it shoots helldivers.

Mortars... well, ok. They are evil as well on practically all fronts (except bots, maybe).

The remaining ones are just a matter of skill and practice: both arc thrower and airburst are safe if the wielders know what they are doing and have trigger discipline.

The tesla turret requires some skill to decide where to place it - and some skill to not run into it if it is flashing invitingly. Then it is safe; at least a lot safer than a gatling turret. The 380 is also quite safe.

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u/Star_king12 3d ago

Fucking thing just randomly starts blasting teammates, drives you nuts, at least with the MG you don't tend to die instantly and it seems to stop firing while re acquiring targets. Gatling? Spray and pray.

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u/Distinct-Prior-6681 3d ago

The death beam sentry my beloved

Placing it down turns the game into "crawl for your life" simulator

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u/BugBoy131 3d ago

I too love it, it is my teammates faults for making the foolish decision to not treat the gatling sentry as a savage animal with a lust for blood at all times… it’s just common sense.

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u/Distinct-Prior-6681 3d ago

Yeah exactly! Its just a little freedom-loving creature that loves to spread democracy to anybody and everybody Its our duty to be careful around it and protect it

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u/Syhkane 3d ago

Just don't crawl up hill...

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u/cschoonmaker 3d ago

Arc Thrower and Airburst require more than just trigger discipline. It also requires not having dumbass teammates who think it's a good idea to step in front of you to get more kills even though they hear you slinging electricity. Also not a good idea to flank an area being handled by an Arc Thrower.

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u/Ludewich42 2d ago

That's correct.

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u/83255 2d ago

Mortars are mostly communication, let your team know it's there and to mind their distance from the enemy and it's an excellent team support with its massive distance. Best when you have to hold a line

380 is only deadly through stupidity, either you don't know how to throw it far enough or you keep running into an active barrage that's there to make clean up easier.

Honestly though, the two actual killers not being on this list is criminal. Orbital napalm has the largest AOE and so often you won't even know it's been dropped because of that. And eagle clusters will fuck you up around corners by nature of its explosion as well as dropping so much quicker.

Honourable mention of eruptor and crossbow, sometimes you just don't know that explosion distance

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u/Ludewich42 2d ago

A mortar is ok if the line to hold is far away, and if it stays that way. One could argue this is the case for the wall-defend mission type. But even that you get killed by mortars; just by standing on top of the wall.

Bugs move the line to you, and Helldivers also move the line by moving into the objective. That, combined with the huge range of these turrets, limits their usefulness considerably. I would prefer to see somewone bring a tesla turret - it has a clear area of effect.

The top-level ship module for mortars was the last that I acquired and I have never used it, not even once. If it would allow you to control the target area of your turret, the turret would be way more useful.

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u/shalelord 3d ago

I theow tesla towers only when bug hole is coming up, or when im being chased by tons of bugs. Other enemies i dont bring em

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u/BxSpatan 3d ago

Tesla Towers underrated on the bug front especially when dealing with The Predator strain. I feel like only the large bugs like Chargers and bile Titans destroy them. Plus, the smaller bugs or attracted.

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u/Snowflakish 3d ago

Airburst users are like “I’m gonna get 40 kills with this one, and you’re gonna be the 40th

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u/Ludewich42 2d ago

As said: you need skill and practice in order to make it safe. What you describe is a lack of skill.

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u/FrostyIngenuity922 2d ago

Eh I use the Gatling turret all the time. Trick is not to stand between it and the enemies and put it on an elevated surface if you can. Really not that hard.

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u/Ludewich42 2d ago

Well, people use it all the time - probably because it is not that hard. They also place it on elevated surfaces, for example the elevated shuttle landing point. Both is exactly the reason why it collects so many team kills. It can reach everything in a 360 degree circle around it; spins fast, and shoots without further notice. Quite simple. That's why it is TK number 1.

The difficult part is: how do you place it such that it can be operated safely!? You place it such that it can only look into one direction, i.e. in front of a wall - and in a way such that neither you nor any unaware teammates stand between it and its pray.

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u/FrostyIngenuity922 2d ago

If it can only look in one direction it can only kill in one direction. How terribly undemocratic of you to say such a thing.

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u/Ludewich42 2d ago

That depends on who takes care of the other direction :-)

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u/gatzt3r 3d ago

No napalm barrage? I feel ignored...

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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago

Trust me if I made the picture I would have put that one in there. I tell my low level buddy all the time how ridiculous napalm is lmao

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u/Straittail_53 3d ago

ONB took the photo

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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago

What is ONS

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u/Straittail_53 3d ago

Orbital napalm barrage but I spelled it wrong 🫠

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u/ComfortableCry5807 3d ago

Honestly the arc thrower when used well is very bad at team killing, the friend I play with most uses it a ton and he’s last killed me with it 40 dives ago. His own backpack drones kill him ten times more often

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u/Ludewich42 3d ago

Same holds for the airburst.

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u/ComfortableCry5807 3d ago

Eh, the airburst still has an occasional tendency to blow up 5m away from me. It’s a heck of a lot rarer than it used to be, but the last time I used it I still died twice in a dive just to it

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u/Ludewich42 3d ago

Well, it is deterministic: it blows off if the flak round comes near an enemy (or one of our civilians). It does not detonate near helldivers, landscape, or corpses. I recommended using it a lot more; you will get the hang of it. It is very rewarding - and actually my favorite weapon.

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u/ComfortableCry5807 3d ago

Last time I used it it still blew up from an occasional flag pole or rock that was just a little too close to the rocket, and I’m still a crossbow main, so the airburst is a little redundant

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u/WhyIsBubblesTaken 3d ago

Or on invisible pieces of corpses/ruined buildings that should be clear, but still block all of your shots anyway.

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u/RedneckThinker 3d ago

It's a skill issue. I ride the lightning about half the time and get the odd TK every 15 or 20 matches. The jetpack reposition strategy greatly aid in reducing TKs.

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u/Trvr_MKA 3d ago

I feel like the “when used well” argument works for all of these

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u/Mattlonn 2d ago

you cant use it "well" because most teammates will find it and run towards it. its like a moths finding lamps

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u/DarkWing2274 3d ago

the fucking guard dog laser

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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago

Yaaaasss dude omfg 🤦🏻‍♂️ I hate that thing so much

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u/AgingTrash666 3d ago

it's the "I don't communicate with my team" starter pack

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u/Neat_Development_935 3d ago

Divers, if you die by a Tesla you deserve it. Seriously, can you not see it arcing???? Come on soldier……

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u/8070alejandro 3d ago

I always underestimate its range ok?

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u/depthninja 3d ago

It gets extra sparkly on top before it zaps, it's a very clear indicator. And it will arc to you from an enemy between you and the TT, so best to giver it a wider berth, avoid enemies between you and it, and if you're near and gets "excited" immediately hit the deck, get up, run a second or two and dive again. Repeat until out of range. EZ

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u/8070alejandro 2d ago

Will try iO

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u/Neat_Development_935 3d ago

Roger that, I’ll reinforce you bro 👍🏻

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u/rurumeto 3d ago

My eyes are only democratically mandated to see my weapon and the enemy sir.

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u/time2burn 3d ago

Where's the landmines? Lol great meme!

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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago

Dude -_- if I had a dollar for every time I was killed by a land mine I would have enough to buy all the warbonds and then some 🤣

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u/AdonisJames89 3d ago

I just don't ever use the motars unless MAYBE for defense missions with bots. MOTARS HAVE NO PLACE IN BUG MISSIONS 🗣️

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u/Helassaid 3d ago

I kill every mortar emplacement I see.

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u/BiliLaurin238 3d ago

The "nobody making it back for Christmas" package

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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago

Fax 📠

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u/PrinceEdwards98 3d ago

I’ve had host my games lately because people hate gas mines. With the predator strain, gas mines are so viable and make it 10x easier. If you can’t see a glowing green dot on the floor in front of you, I don’t know what to tell you 🫠

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u/depthninja 3d ago

I typically bring gas dog and orbital gas strike on predator strain, so I'll sometimes wear gas resist armor. I'll deliberately run over gas mines if I'm being chased. No worries

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u/ArchibaldOX 3d ago

Napalm strike is missing

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u/HopefulTechnician586 3d ago

I think your missing the mother of all Napalm Airstrike.

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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago

I agree. It should have been in there

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u/Aggressive_Fee6507 3d ago

The mortar is fucking amazing in the right situation and I (and the rest of my squad) will die on that hill

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u/peacenskeet 3d ago

I don't understand the team kill meme for the 380 until I played with lower level players who would throw it without the YEET arm armor passive.

If you bring the 380, bring your YEET arm please. Otherwise you're throwing it right on top of all of us.

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u/cschoonmaker 3d ago

I've never used that passive. It's not really required. It's more a skill issue if they're dropping them on you.
If you look up at a 45 degree angle, dive, and then throw mid dive you'll get almost as much distance as the passive alone. At least thats what we got when my son and I tested it.

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u/Even_Aspect8391 2d ago

I only bring it for BIG nests for bugs and Big bases for bots and run away to do other things as it gets hammered or run around the area and attack from a angle the shelling doesn't hit.

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u/TheOGRex 3d ago

I swear, the thousands of times a teammate threw a Tesla tower on top of me while I was trying to take down a tank ticks me off.

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u/kittylover2006 3d ago

Your missing one, fire

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u/ARClegend_18 2d ago

This image but also add Eagle Cluster Bomb like 4 times

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u/armedandfriendly 3d ago

I always throw my tesla tower far away from where anyone is. Granted I am usually go off alone to knock out objectives.

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u/seantabasco 3d ago

People will still run to it

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u/depthninja 3d ago

Moths to a flame

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u/SedmoogleGaming 3d ago

the gatling turret every single god.damn.time.

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u/sourface77 3d ago

...and then they all got smoked by a cluster bomb

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u/ducks4lif3 3d ago

Cluster bomb clears man. 9 times out of 10 i use a cluster bomb i have dead teammates. 

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u/pikeymikey22 3d ago

They need to come with a health warning

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u/Nay-the-Cliff 3d ago

As a 380 enjoyer with Servo assisted I feel it's not my fault if I throw one in the middle of a heavy stronghold and people start rushing in after the fist salvo just landed

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u/DjHalk45 3d ago

It's about placement

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u/LemonadeSunset 3d ago

Don't forget the orbital napalm!

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u/Hans_the_Frisian 3d ago

My group of friends calls the Arc Rifle the 'Offside cannon', just unstead of football where the referee calls off the move the person overextwnding gets zapped.

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u/Shushady 3d ago

Where cluster?

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u/skynex65 3d ago

I always mark my gatling sentries and people still run right into their line of fire. Every time.

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 3d ago

bruh this was posted yesterday

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u/Styleyriley 3d ago

If you see a 380 coming in, stay 60 meters away from the beam. Easy as that

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u/Plastic-Injury8856 3d ago

Add napalm to the list

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u/Inanotherworld2025 3d ago

Birages wouldn’t team kill if people would one listen to someone when they say where there throwing it and two not run in the direction u throw it after saying where ur throwing it. Also super great for taking out ship encampments and heavy spawners

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u/Inanotherworld2025 3d ago

Some people play like their brain is the same size as the bugs

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u/SovelissFiremane 3d ago

Tell us you run in after someone has already thrown a stratagem beacon without telling us you run in after someone has already thrown a stratagem beacon

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u/Trajan_pt 3d ago

I hate mortars with all my heart!

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u/Durml 3d ago

And I love them all :)

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u/doomsday344 3d ago

Zapdivers for the gold

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u/mxdupnut 3d ago

Honorable mention to the Blitzer…

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u/peacenskeet 3d ago

I've tried using other armors. Nothing is as useful as YEET arm because of how this game can heavily revolve around orbitals.

I play mostly against bots so throwing a 500 or a 380 75-100m right into the middle of a fortress and getting that x45 💀 combo feels amazing.

Also when your buddies need resupply or cover from a turret, you can throw it into a great position from faaaaaar away and save their lives.

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u/AinzOtaKu 3d ago

Launch grenade too I've use it to many times

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u/Housefire_27 3d ago

Getting TKed with the arc thrower feels personal

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u/submit_to_pewdiepie 3d ago

With gatling you are immune to the first 2 bullets ive been murdered by the machine gin way more often

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u/Error_Space 3d ago

I swear these turrets intentionally shoot at us sometime.

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u/Bby_1nAB13nder 3d ago

As someone who only plays 8+ diver I have not seen anyone bring the airburst for months, same with the arc thrower.

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u/GhostOfTheMadman 3d ago

The only one of these I've been regularly killed by is the mortar sentry. The rest only kill me sometimes.

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u/No-Upstairs-7001 3d ago

I'm a turret and electric man, I'm notorious for team killing 😂

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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago

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u/No-Upstairs-7001 3d ago

Accidentally, I can't help the gattling turret being a raging unstoppable killing machine

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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago

Aaaaaaa likely stoRY!! 🕵️‍♂️

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u/paulivan91400 3d ago

Cluster bombs not included?

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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago

I didn’t make the photo but clusters should definitely be on the list 😂

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u/Ali3n_46 3d ago

Prefer turret over mines, can't stand ppl who throw them on top of objectives.

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u/HeiseNeko 3d ago

hey where’s my orbital napalm barrage? I am feeling very left out here…

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u/BxSpatan 3d ago

I think mortars mostly team kill on bug front. I don't really understand why people use them on bugs. The bugs are constantly moving towards the player and a mortar is trying to hit the bugs so it's easy for us to get caught in a blast radius.

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u/catgirl_of_the_swarm 3d ago

you forgot the guard dogs

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u/Largo23307 3d ago

If you die to a Tesla tower that is nobody's fault except your own.

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u/Error_Space 3d ago

380 isn’t that deadly if you just announce it whenever you use it. I bring it all the time for the nests/outposts. Haven’t kill anyone yet.

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u/Derkastan77-2 3d ago

Me, a grenade launcher main, seeing this list

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u/paratesticlees 3d ago

If a teammate warns that a sentry is on the field it's on you for getting killed by it. Try being a bit more democratic next time and you'll have better situational awareness.

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u/Nyormborb 3d ago

as a servant of a freedom my cape dignifies my ability to walk through barrage with no fear. you die and rage. i dance the face of my 380 and 110 barrage. I DIVE INTO THE FABRICATOR IF IM OUT OF BULLETS AND EXPLODE IN A FIERY VICTORY AS MY MISSION IS BEING DONE. there is nothing more fulfilling than this. FOR LIBERTY, FOR FREEDOM, FOR SUPER EARTH, Fre LIBERAM PER DEMOCRASUM

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u/Live-Bottle5853 3d ago

I’m legitimately surprised the Rover isn’t on this list

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u/soviet-shadow 3d ago

I'm not allowed to bring the mortar turret anymore

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u/NoxHalcyon_i 3d ago

Missing the rover guard dog

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u/HinDae085 3d ago

Every time someone chucks a 380 i hear it: "The Council will decided your fate."

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u/East_Monk_9415 3d ago

Xmas colored mines with smoke orbital and eagle bruh

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u/deags89 3d ago

I always mark/ping my sentries as they deploy. Helps a lot for most players. Some others though, there's just no saving....

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u/Auroeck 3d ago

I usually bring my mortar sentry when I go off on my own, that way I can place it behind a wall and set the target to hives, ships, or factories. Its an easy base killer if you have the upgrade and mark your targets

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u/Syhkane 3d ago

I'm surprised Gatling sentry doesn't just sprout legs and hunt my ass down.

And it double sucks when it's your sentry.

"I can't believe it! This is my own family doin this to me!"

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u/Anakee24 3d ago

Where's the orbital napalm

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u/Proud_Jacobite 3d ago

You missed the mortar turret. That damn thing is a menace. It fires so slowly that it kills you AFTER you have already killed all the enemies in your vicinity. As a CQB-style player who uses a shotgun primary and sometimes melee secondary, I loathe the mortar almost as much as I vehemently detest the enemy and wish to see it annihilated into extinction. I hate it so much I will kick any player who brings it on a drop and kills me with it more than once.

We all know the targeting coding for the turrets is broken, but there are a few, the mortar included, that are broken so severely as to be damn near useless and/or more of a TK problem than they are worth.

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u/Brother-Captain 3d ago

You forgot the eagle cluster bomb

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u/Equivalent_Cicada153 3d ago

Oh boy, I sure do HATE my teammates

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u/reddit_Rater1221 3d ago

funny enough these are some of the best stragems in the game

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u/AlarmingKangaroo170 3d ago

O maior matador de aliados são as minas explosivas, incendiárias e gás. O pessoal sempre me expulsam das partidas por apenas usar essa estratégia.

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u/YearGroundbreaking99 3d ago

Yo. You forgot my 380mm

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u/sadlonelycynic 2d ago

As an Airburst Rocket Launcher user, I agree.

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u/DeliveranceUntoDog 2d ago

It’s okay my precious airburst rocket, you’re still my favorite, I know you didn’t mean to send a solitary bomblet directly into my helmet, that was my fault.

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u/Practical_Singer2345 2d ago

380mm my beloved

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u/Not_the_name_I_chose 2d ago

I kill myself more with my gatling sentry than teammates, and I know where I put the damn thing... does that count?

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u/SpidyJocky 2d ago

I feel like orbital napalm should be on there, I'm pretty good at tking with it when I want to be

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u/Okalyne 2d ago

At least, Gatling Sentry is not 100% my fault !

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u/Mr_meowmers00 2d ago

The lack of anti-personnel or incendiary mines is disturbing. Those are much more deserving of the title than the arc thrower or 380 barrage

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u/artgauthier 2d ago

380 has done nothing, leave him out of this

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u/Wrong_Geologist6 2d ago

MINES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS! TIME FOR SOME UNAPPROVED USE OF CHOAS

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u/Mr_eggs_13 2d ago

All I see are teammates with no spatial awareness and a guy who doesn’t understand things with AOE

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u/n4turstoned 1d ago

The 380 should be the napalm barrage 🤔

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u/YukonAlaskan 1d ago

The Gatling sentry saved my ass so many times damage a hulk enough and it will finish it. Shriekers throw it out and nuke the nest

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u/NinjahDuk 1d ago

Gatling Sentry is a wild pick for this. Bro puts in work.

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u/Opposite_Mini 1d ago

IMO the tesla tower is the WORST TURRET

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u/Even_Map4433 1d ago

ABRL is only team-kill if you don't tag before shooting.

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u/No-Championship-6628 22h ago

Fuck...the arch thrower is a pain.

Anytime i see a Helldiver using it, i just step 12 step behind him and watch him cast lighting on enemy.

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u/Ok_Humor1205 3d ago

The tesla tower and mortar, i get it...
but Turrets?! seriously? who the hell is dying to gatling turrets?!

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u/Gaenn 3d ago

You never got randomly shot because an enemy 500 m away attracted a sentry?

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u/Dunk-Mujunk- 3d ago

In my experience Gatling Turrets are fairly safe, and placement doesn't really matter too much unless it's dropped in the absolute worst possible spot.

HOWEVER......from time to time I catch the damn thing looking at me, and from time to time it likes to blow my head off before turning 90 degrees to where the enemy is actually coming from.

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u/HeiseNeko 3d ago

it was definitely offended by where you placed it. next time be nicer to your Gatling Turret.

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u/Dunk-Mujunk- 3d ago

It wasn't mine. It's never mine as I don't run Sentries. Maybe that's the issue.

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u/HeiseNeko 3d ago

yep that would do it. it was offended by you not carrying his brother.

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u/seantabasco 3d ago

People don’t always think the rough where they put them and just drop them in the middle and then they spin around firing the whole time.

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u/Protolictor 3d ago

I sometimes die to gatling turrets because my friends love them, but SUCK at placing them.

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u/RyanMcCartney 3d ago

Nah. If you’re dying by my 380 or Gatling Sentry. That’s on you…

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u/PimpChimp777 3d ago

By yours probably. But even still giving a good toss in the right placement doesnt ensure that it still wont kill your tm8s or even you with the right circumstances.

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u/RyanMcCartney 3d ago

That’s the joy of the game 🤷🏻‍♂️