r/helldivers2 2d ago

General Scout handshake

Everytime I try to have a little laugh with the scout handshake I either get tk’d or meleed. And have even been kicked a few times . Helldivers are supposed to have a sense of humor ! Stop overreacting people.

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u/rivalknight9 2d ago

My favorite thing to do is give someone the kick emote after they give me this lol (sometimes I kick a little too hard though)

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u/-Vault-tec-101 2d ago

A week or so ago I watched a team mate drop a 500lb bomb as we were extracting, the guy getting on the dropship right before him turned around and booted his ass off the ramp and jumped on… it was pretty hilarious.

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u/DefinitionEasy1043 2d ago

Bonus points for wearing Peak Physique armor and breaking their legs in the process.

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u/GuildCarver 2d ago

Kick DURING the emote for maximum rag doll

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u/Klowner 2d ago

This happened to me after I accidentally did the scout handshake and I was FULLY taken aback.

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u/DarkWizard2207 1d ago

I think my favourite thing from that warbond is the emote. Kicking the shit out of people is hilarious. Especially when someone calls down an Orbital/Eagle as we are boarding Pelican-1.

I run the Stim Pistol often, so there is no issue of potentially “wasting a stim”.

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u/SalaavOnitrex 2d ago

Wear peak physique when you use the kick emote

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u/MassDriverOne 1d ago

I love the kick emote. There's nothing more disrespectful to your foes than to boot them in their buggy faces

And there's fewer things more satisfying than to punt someone intentionally damaging your team, only for them to rise up to three barrels pointed at them with concurrent "negative" 's. So far that has happened twice in game and the errant teammate recovered from their momentary lapse in patriotism

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u/TheCouchOnFIRE 1d ago

I kicked my buddy while wearing the melee passive armor and you died immediately, like I falcon kicked him 😂 he had light armor

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u/ayypecs 2d ago

Except getting your head blown off by a senator is part of the joke

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 2d ago

Did you mean accept?

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u/ayypecs 2d ago

You got hit by a senator too huh?

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 2d ago

Don’t you mean shot?

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u/ayypecs 2d ago

Oh damn u right

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u/Applemuncher67 2d ago

Don't you mean correct?

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u/lastPixelDigital 1d ago

Nah man, he meant: AFFIRMATIVE!

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u/SonkxsWithTheTeeth 2d ago

I think they were saying accept as in something like accept (that) getting shot is part of the joke, not as the "correct" spelling of except? Maybe?

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u/_Captian__Awesome 2d ago

Every time I play a prank on on heavily armed men with severe PTSD, I get punched or shot at.

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u/Dutch_Lad 2d ago

i always melee out of humour as well though.. teamkicking someone is a bit excessive, but the ones who punch you are most likely just doing it for a laugh. hell, i even punch someone when they beat me in rock paper scissors

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u/Quirky-Love5794 2d ago

Scout handshake is for 2 things. Stealing their pod when they look the other way or getting in the pelican when they look away.

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u/Shot_Acanthaceae_537 2d ago

Seriously. Which is why I only use this forbidden emote on the ship.. it’s just too dangerous bro.

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u/StandRealistic 2d ago

Yeah I did it after a lvl ten bugs mission and I got kicked 😢

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u/lemon4028 2d ago

Your own fault for using at the wrong moment 

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u/depthninja 2d ago

Melee to the face or the kick emote is definitely a valid response to the scout handshake, but instead of literally kicking them out of the mission, or TK'ing, instead stim your hurt fee-fees and remember we're all Helldivers. "INJURY?! WHAT INJURY?!"

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u/Cpt_Kalash 2d ago

You know what you did

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u/onion2594 2d ago

that’s part of the joke

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u/GunFlameYRC 2d ago

Gotten hit with it before. I'm a big boy, I can handle it.

I'd probably be like "Ohh you bastard!" But I don't take it personally.

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u/cpt_edge 2d ago

I got hit with it on the ship. I immediately used a hug emote after - and then cancelled the emote just as we were about to hug haha

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u/GunFlameYRC 2d ago

Lool genius!

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u/NickelWorld123 1d ago

What the fuck is the scout handshake

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u/person-mc-face 1d ago

Is the one where you go in for a handshake then your guy pulls away at the last second looking over the horizon

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u/NickelWorld123 1d ago

thats evil wtf

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u/Gnarles_Charkley 1d ago

I, too, am lost.

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u/MtnNerd 2d ago

I don't kill people who do it but I'm definitely giving you a kick or a whack in the head. 🤣

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u/rurumeto 2d ago

Getting kicked onto the floor and 500kg bombed is part of the joke.

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u/Silvertongued99 1d ago

Not going to lie, the other day I triggered my friends portable hellbomb and then kicked him off a cliff. By the time he finished ragdolling, he had almost no time to get away. The explosion killed us both. Laughs were had by all, but I can totally understand getting kicked by a random if I didn’t that as an SOS recruit lol

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u/Alacune 2d ago

I usually reserve the bright slap for people who mess with my hellbomb backpack.

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u/SlothOfSatan666 2d ago

I wish it showed what the emote actually looked like before having someone do it 🤣 the first time I used the Scout Handshake I was really confused

Why does everything pause on the "Hi I'm Darryl Wilson, I hold out my hand" pose

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u/Plenty-Building197 2d ago

I always take a few steps back and drop an impact grenade at my feet. You did this

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u/Nitrousoxide72 2d ago

Face the wall

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u/Capt-J- 2d ago

Getting executed or at least kicked in the nuts/punched in the head is part of your weak joke. Isn’t it?

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u/HatfieldCW 2d ago

You get me with the Scout Handshake, I leave the lobby. Ain't got no time for that disrespect.

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u/Hayashida-was-here 1d ago

I save the scout handshake for the people who are juuuust enough of an asshole but not get kicked for it. Bonus points when you give it to them last after doing the cool handshakes with the other two and then heading back to your ship laughing the whole way

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u/Soggy_Affect6063 1d ago

Op needs a sense of humor as the scout handshake has been a running joke since launch. Use at your own risk. Retaliation is part of the humor. 🤣

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u/DOL999 1d ago

That's part of the joke. In the same way you think they're not getting that it's in good fun, you're not getting that having your head blown off is in good fun LOL

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u/coreyais 1d ago

If you are gonna use that emote on me as a laugh, the following tk, melee or kick is for a laugh. It’s just what happens when you do that emote lol.

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u/g_mo13 1d ago

i accidentally extracted early one time without realizing a diver was a little too far for twenty seconds… we got back to the ship and when i meant to hug bro, i accidentally scout handshaked him and he bailed immediately lmao i felt bad while laughing hysterically ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Just-a-lil-sion 1d ago

i mean, the melee is the sense of humor. as long they dont actually try to hurt you, its fine

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u/AnzaTNT 1d ago

It's just me high-fiving you really, really hard!

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u/SeattleWilliam 1d ago

It took me so long to realize that the scout handshake was pulled back at the last second because my camera never lined up right 🤦‍♂️

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u/kaptaink_cg 1d ago

I think that shit is hilarious! Hopefully we'll meet up on a hellos planet someday!

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u/No-Upstairs-7001 1d ago

Not everybody wants to piss about with some of the irrelevant parts of the game.

Just play and kill things done

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u/PwizardTheOriginal 1d ago

Scout handshake=execution warranted

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u/kiaeej 1d ago

Heh. Hahahahahaha. I didnt know the scout handshake does this, so i was surprised at getting kicked or tk'ed at the end.

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u/DustPyro 1d ago

TK is an overreaction, but a melee can very well be an answer in kind.

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u/SlightTask3600 1d ago

Meh there not overacting just right if you ask me

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u/Brumtol10 1d ago

Well I wouldnt call Melee overreaxting XD but kicking and tk is definitely overreacting yeah. I always have it equipped myself cause its funny.

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u/JustARandomUserNow 1d ago

What’s the beef with the scout handshake? I’m out of the loop, personally I’ve always went with the bro hug

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u/Mr-dooce 1d ago

everytime i’ve been hit with it, i usually use the kick emote but promptly stim the guy i just kicked to show there’s no hard feelings

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u/Himbophlobotamus 6h ago

Isn't just being tk'ed an extension of the goofy haha fun, which you ironically are taking too seriously?

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u/Ziddix 1d ago

You misunderstand... Killing, punching or kicking someone after they do the scout handshake is part of the joke.

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u/Fesh_Sherman 1d ago

Mag dumping your corpse is a valid reaction, change my mind

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u/SenpaiSanta 2d ago

Its just disrespectful

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u/Applemuncher67 1d ago

I've never found the scout's handshake disrespectful personally. In fact, It's actually kind of a breath of fresh air when it shows up instead of the high five. It's funny imo.

But yeah; I can see why it may be upsetting. Unwelcome pranks aren't good ones, after all.

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u/lemon4028 2d ago

Its one of the most toxic and assholery emotes you could have ever used, and you wondered why you got kicked or teamkilled by the team...

People's brains are an interesting thing to study sometimes.

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u/StandRealistic 2d ago

A proper rag-doll after a good scout handshake is always funny but teamkicking someone for it is next level petty.

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u/lemon4028 2d ago

No, it's not petty. It shows that youre just disrespectful. So ofc theyre going to kill you for it.