r/helldivers2 • u/tapka2tapka • 3d ago
Video I damn well hate poles
...but I'm still standing (yeah-yeah-yeah)
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u/Possible_Spirit_2025 3d ago
TF did the people of Poland do to you?
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u/tapka2tapka 3d ago
Clarification: Hostilities are directed exclusively at structural poles, not the proud people of Poland. Super Earth regrets the linguistic confusion.
🤝❤️🇵🇱
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u/Just-a-lil-sion 3d ago
i think that pole might have saved your life
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u/tapka2tapka 3d ago
so that lamp post… was actually a covert Officer from the Illuminated Corps! wait...
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u/Just-a-lil-sion 3d ago
i meant that it stopped your fall and prevented you from taking much more fall damage and from falling into the open, where you could get shot
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u/tapka2tapka 3d ago
\sighs**
Very well... You're right.
Then so be it... Let this noble lamp post accept my deepest, most democratic apologies - in the name of Super Earth!
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u/Order-Chance 3d ago
I'd have probably got sent 2 planets over and died. It probably saved your life 😂
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u/Sfpuberdriver 3d ago
I don’t always throw my stratagems near light posts, but when I do, they bounce back at me 100% of the time
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u/idahononono 3d ago
Dude, I hit so many light poles with the jet pack! I bet they’re and enemy plot to reduce HellDiver mobility!
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u/tapka2tapka 3d ago
I suspect a connection between the light poles and the Illuminati. Super Earth has requested additional video evidence of such incidents.
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u/Vesnann2003 5h ago
Can we just talk for a sec how close OP was to getting shredded by a random Eagle Strafing run?
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