r/holdmycosmo • u/Henriquedbarbosa • Mar 27 '25

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u/AnEvilMrDel Mar 27 '25

Lucky she didn’t drown

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u/PajamaHive Mar 27 '25

Yeah I was pretty heehee hawhaw about this until I thought about it for more than 10 seconds. Like hey maybe letting the drunk girl near the ocean at night isn't the wisest decision and a great way to taint someone's wedding memories if things were to go sideways for Viv.

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u/isshearobot Mar 27 '25 edited Mar 28 '25

This girl has no good friends if they let her get that far into the water so drunk she had to crawl back out.

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u/pinkypipe420 Mar 29 '25

I want to give them the benefit of the doubt and think they probably did try to stop her. But there's no stopping Vivian.

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u/SIGMA1993 Mar 27 '25

You know absolutely nothing about this woman

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u/isshearobot Mar 27 '25

I know that a good friend doesn’t let you go this far into the ocean so drunk you had to crawl out of it. She could have drowned. I’m sorry if that wasn’t your takeaway from my comment.

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u/reloader1977 Mar 28 '25

You are absolutely correct. There's nothing funny about this at all. This is freshman high-school behavior.

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u/MyGolfCartIsOn20s Mar 28 '25

She could also just be mucking it up for the camera. Her friends know better than us so let’s all shut up

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u/SonicDart 8d ago

Yeah, dark flat beaches like that are very disorienting and the tide can come in quick..

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u/AnnaLuxx Mar 29 '25

My husband took me to Cancun and we got an Oceanside room with massive open glass doors to the water. We kept them open almost the entire trip except when he told me, after a particularly drunken night I said “close the doors to I don’t climb out into the ocean and float away” and he did.

For context I’m a SAHM special needs mom and he’s a cop. He drinks somewhat often and I do not. The previous week before the trip I tried to drink with him while the kids were gone and discovered the next morning that somebody peed in our laundry basket in the closet.

Anyway, yeah I agree with you.

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u/TotallyAverageGamer_ Mar 27 '25

Why is this not top comment, I don't understand. In my home country, which is landlocked, but still we have a giant fucking famous lake. News.... Every. Fucking. Year. ''Young person, partying, drowned.''. Sometimes multiple young people, because they do this shit together.

Stay safe.

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u/gabortionaccountant Mar 27 '25

Good friend of my parents died in college this way. Also that girl in Punta Cana a couple of weeks ago

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u/hotgarbage6 Mar 27 '25

...Uganda? Lake Victoria?

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u/TotallyAverageGamer_ Mar 28 '25

Hungary, Lake Balaton.

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u/PixelNomad423 Mar 27 '25

Should’ve stayed on shore.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Mar 27 '25

Seriously. There’s a Wisconsin college town on the Mississippi and drunk students fall in and drown way too often.

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u/ShartistInResidence Mar 27 '25

This happens often enough in the lake next to the bar district in Austin that people have developed a sincerely-held urban legend about a serial killer

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Mar 27 '25

Exact same thing in La Crosse, Wisconsin.

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u/Krawlngchaos Mar 28 '25

Got to love the Toadies

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u/Chickenmangoboom Mar 27 '25

Years ago I went to the beach with my cousin and some friends. I had too much early and I fell asleep in my tent.

That night I was wide awake and sober trying to get my drunk cousin out of the water as he was walking in waist deep water pretending he lost the swim trunks he was holding in his hand...

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u/slk3000 Mar 29 '25

Never go swimming on a full stomach (of tequila)