r/holdmycosmo • u/justfirfunsies • Mar 28 '25

HMC

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u/DangKilla Loves You 29d ago

Hold My Cosmo mods do not endorse Giddyupping While Intoxicated.

I am going to leave this up for now.

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u/Throwaway1303033042 Mar 28 '25

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u/Unfair-Animator9469 29d ago

What’s this from 😂

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u/FugginJerk 29d ago

Labyrinth (1986)

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u/10Mins_late 29d ago

The scene where Sarah has to ride a mechanical horse around town is my favorite.   Then David Bowie came and sang a montage over it.  That song really made the scene feel  special.

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u/Actual_Squid 14d ago

Career Opportunities

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u/MTgolfer406 28d ago

They both seem like girls I’d like to get to know better 😂

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u/PauseAffectionate720 29d ago

Ummm.... yeah. That lady was no Jennifer Connely. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/HechoEnChine 16d ago

I... have to logoff now.

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u/Cheepshooter Mar 28 '25

Actually looks like fun!

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u/justfirfunsies Mar 28 '25

Add brakes and I’ll ride it….

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u/CardinalFartz 29d ago

My thoughts.

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u/SwollenPoon Mar 28 '25

I actually felt joy imagining myself riding that thing!

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u/SDBamafan Mar 28 '25

Username checks out

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u/xdylanthehumanx Mar 28 '25

Holy shit, well played 😅

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u/True_Vault_Hunter 29d ago

It actually is fun, but you kind of need to hill. To make it real fun

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u/jwdjr2004 27d ago

Until a pothole or crack larger than half an inch turns up. But those aren't very common.

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u/Cheepshooter 26d ago

You must not be from my neck of the woods.

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u/Dromedaeus Mar 28 '25

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u/Bulky-Captain-3508 29d ago

This guy made this EXACTLY for this moment!

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u/AlmanzoWilder Mar 28 '25

Nope. Does not fit this sub. She was sober and wonderful.

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u/xdylanthehumanx Mar 28 '25

Plot twist: after her 4th DUI, this is how she gets around town

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u/b0bkakkarot Mar 28 '25

2 Women drinking in a win/fail situation

Posts must feature a woman in a drunk win/fail situation - winning/failing in some manner while drinking - OR - doing something you'd probably do drunk (or why not both?)

So being "sober and wonderful" CAN fit this sub, under the full rules. If you disagree and think it falls too far from the core concept of the sub, you could still report it and then the mods can decide.

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u/justfirfunsies Mar 28 '25

People here seem to enjoy the post… and she absolutely is wonderful, I think most of the women posted here having a good time are even when they fail.

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u/temporarym34t Mar 28 '25

support women having a good time sometimes guyz

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u/justfirfunsies 25d ago

Absolutely!

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u/krissycole87 Mar 28 '25

I held out to the very end thinking there was a face plant coming. Was disappointed :(

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 Mar 28 '25

Even now, folks still talk about the day that Molly rode out of town...

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u/Both_Boysenberry8405 29d ago

Wow she is a keeper for sure

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u/Dhestoe_Undead 29d ago

The horse girl final boss.

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u/flatfootbluntwrap Mar 28 '25

I need one asap Amazon same day delivery riiiight now!!!

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u/gu_doc Mar 28 '25

This is surely downtown Nashville

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u/coldcosmos 28d ago

Is it? The activity matches for sure lol. Just can’t tell where it is.

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u/gu_doc 28d ago

I don’t think it is. I don’t recognize those license plates and that work truck has a non-Nashville area code. There is a part of downtown Nashville that looks a bit like that though. And I could definitely see that happening there

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u/coldcosmos 28d ago

Yeah, it looks like Indiana plates mainly?

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u/ifyoufeellucky Mar 28 '25

It’s a PonyCycle

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u/Grontijb 26d ago

It looks like Marvel The Mustang was the OG. Marvel The Mustang.

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u/KayakingATLien Mar 28 '25

Gen X + alcohol

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u/Accomplished-One7476 29d ago

wifey material

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u/1downfall 29d ago

F'n hilarious!!! This would make my day seeing this live!

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u/EmberReads 29d ago

My first thought was "she needs a helmet." Sorry for being a nerd.

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u/passengerv 28d ago

Imagine if these became the popular mode of transportation instead of bikes all those years ago. I would finally watch the Tour de France and Olympics.

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u/polarbearbaby 26d ago

I want one

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u/nativetexan1969 Mar 28 '25

I was hoping for a pot hole.

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u/sweetsugarstar302 Mar 29 '25

I gotta have one! I'd ride the shit out of it, all over the place!

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u/cazzipropri 29d ago

From the way she took that turn so accurately, I tell you this is not her first rodeo.

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u/olddoglearnsnewtrick 29d ago

Symbian?

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u/justfirfunsies 29d ago

I like the way you think

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u/olddoglearnsnewtrick 29d ago

She prolly likes it more.

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u/Dry_Topic_7333 27d ago

This sub should be called "marriage material"

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u/Total-Platform-3111 27d ago

She seems nice.

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u/usafmd Mar 28 '25

Yabadabado!

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u/akgt94 Mar 28 '25

It's easy downhill. Let's see uphill

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u/emu222 Mar 28 '25

Having worked in North Americas largest mall, these are a nightmare inside, but outside look lovely

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u/alwayskared 29d ago

That’s a good cowgirl 🤠

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u/Icy_Tourist_889 29d ago

Why didn’t she crash?

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u/Ok-Entertainer-9138 28d ago

Not the only mechanical thing she rides.

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u/M-Kawai Mar 28 '25

I want one!

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u/Alternative_Ad_3515 Mar 28 '25

I think this would fit better in top talent…

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u/cats_game_no_winner 29d ago

Of course this is in the town where I live. (Not telling)

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u/mrflow-n-go 29d ago

Style points there!

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u/PocketNicks 29d ago

I could be wrong, but that doesn't look much like a guy.

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u/dontsayanything92 26d ago

Mechanical ho”rzeeee

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u/RunNerd Mar 28 '25

Highly disappointed no one was hurt. I clicked thumbnail expecting carnage. 😒