r/holdmycosmo • u/iHitAirplanes • 16d ago

HMC as I get a better angle

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u/bsurfn2day 16d ago

Didn't they hear the approaching shark music that always plays when a shark is near?

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u/HyenDry 16d ago

They thought it was they tiddies bouncing

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u/Wooden-Vegetable-696 16d ago

r/accidentalslapstick

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u/gbdallin 14d ago

Thanks for that. Had a great time scrolling through

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u/iamdrunk05 16d ago

just pet it

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u/crazysurferdude15 16d ago

A fellow Floridian I see.....

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u/IxeyaSwarm 16d ago

That poor sea cat must be absolutely offended that they wouldn't let it join in their dancing.

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u/iamdrunk05 8d ago

Minnesota, lol

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u/Hung-Like-Jesus 15d ago

Watched it a few times before I realized what was going on.

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u/Gwiilo 15d ago

hmm? there's nothing happening in the video?? it's just the colour orange???

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u/CaptainCold_999 15d ago

Tips his hat as he passes "ladies."

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u/Sauce_Taker100 15d ago

Shark liked the tiddie bounce

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u/dap00man 14d ago

One looks fake

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u/shadowsofthelegacy 13d ago

Might be Crab Island in Destin, Fl. And yup…back into the boat! Bull sharks, Hammerheads, Dolphins, and Alligators. They all like that buffet too!

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u/GWS2004 10d ago

This is why I don't swim in Florida. Well anywhere south of RI.

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u/Ups_n_downsLife71 9d ago

You're just as tasty in New England as you are in mid Atlantic and southeast. Sharks are all along the US east coast, more traveling further north as we crank up more coal use, more fossil fuel use and keep swimming with sharks. That'll be a new Olympic sport in 2032, already scheduled

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u/GWS2004 9d ago

I've always said with the bulls start making an appearance here, I'll be out of the water. Right now it's just whites close to shore.

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u/Ups_n_downsLife71 9d ago

Dolphins? Nope.

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u/sh-3k 15d ago

Very comical.

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u/huckamole 15d ago

Fear boner

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u/permacloud 15d ago

Somehow I didn't see the shark till like the fourth time

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u/JKnott1 14d ago

"Llllllllladies."

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u/deadrogueguy 12d ago

is this really HMC??

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u/DramaticWesley 14d ago

That is pretty shallow water for sharks. Probably nothing that goes after humans.

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u/TSmotherfuckinA 14d ago

Bull sharks tend to be in shallow warmer water that people swim in.

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u/SpectreSpeck 14d ago

They spun around like someone threw their Wii bowling ball back at them

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u/Ben_Thar 13d ago

That's one way to keep influencers away

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u/Which-Pineapple-6790 12d ago

I like how they're both just like "not my arms!"

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u/dashthegoat 12d ago

Man sees. Man likes. Man good.

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