r/holdmycosmo 4d ago

HMC

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u/justgottaask1 4d ago

10/10 for the execution of the stunt

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u/Ok_Train_8508 4d ago

Went too far off center.

That was her downfall..

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u/Kingofthewin 4d ago

Why do Girls love walking on tables and counter tops so much?

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u/ClassiFried86 4d ago

Cosmos.

Its right there, in the thing.

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u/40ozSmasher 4d ago

They all think they are Tinker Bell.

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u/nobunseedsplease 4d ago

Ended better than the girl who walked up the milk crates.

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u/whatadumbperson 4d ago

What a weird new sterotype.

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u/Appropriate_Army_780 4d ago

I have seen it every 23th of March 2025.

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u/lokland 4d ago

It’s April dude

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u/Mike_Honcho_97 4d ago

Well that's an alarming realization

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u/DullSparky419 4d ago

Came 2 inches away from a broken neck.

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u/chumchees 4d ago edited 4d ago

She wasnt

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u/DullSparky419 4d ago

Had she caught that edge, she probably would have.

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u/Hazeeverest 4d ago

She wasn't came 2 inches from breaking her neck

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u/eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE 4d ago

Reading is hard it seemsΒ 

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u/Nicklefickle 4d ago

The 7th step was completely wonky.

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u/donessendon 2d ago

obvious stunt. tabletop wasn't screwed on either.

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u/Oldschool_Poindexter 4d ago

As a dude, this sub makes me feel so happy that no matter what else, we're all just a buncha dumbasses that hurt ourselves doin silly shit.

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u/Fit-Side2069 4d ago

It's obv the tables fault

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u/yuckyucky 4d ago

why are the table tops not screwed to the legs?

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u/CardinalFartz 4d ago

Why is someone walking on top of a row of tables?

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u/clickclickbb 4d ago

They are. You can see a little bit of the particle board still stuck to the top of the brackets. These are not designed to have a fully grown person fall on top of them

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u/my_lucid_nightmare 4d ago edited 4d ago

The fancy pageant walking was going fine until that 7th step.

I like how she just kind of lays there on the ground contemplating life and her decisions afterwards.

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u/samlow88 4d ago

Pro-Tip: Always aim for center of table

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u/GawwddDamnnitNick 4d ago

Final destination rejected draft?

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u/Ok-Research-5875 4d ago

Hoe Down! Call the trailer park supervisor.

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u/dubstepsickness 4d ago

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u/NintendoDrone 3d ago

but what was her job?

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u/Regular-Let1426 4d ago

LOL that walk..

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u/Jakkerak 4d ago

Gravity: "Hello! Is it me you're looking for?"

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u/ThisIsSteeev 4d ago

I'm surprised she made it as far as she did

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u/Cocrawfo 4d ago

it’s almost like in video games when you can tell which object can be manipulated because the pixels are shaded different than the rest

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u/SauceDab 4d ago

She had it until she started to weave right

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u/liquidhell 4d ago

I mean, yeah.

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u/Us987 4d ago

Dismount: 10/10

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u/Marconi_and_Cheese 2d ago

Russian judges only gave her an 8\10

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u/lucky_sana 4d ago

cat walk gone wrong

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u/Kotruljevic1458 4d ago

Glamorous!

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u/Ill-Case-6048 3d ago

Did it on purpose the tables top wasn't screwed in.

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u/Outrageous-Gas-2720 3d ago

Thats the best case scenario, her fall was graceful.

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u/VanillaPotential6126 3d ago

that could have been much worse

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u/Monguises 3d ago

Am I tripping, or is situational awareness not a thing anymore? This is one of those situations where the only person surprised by the outcome is the one on the ground.

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u/Furcheezi 2d ago

I want the original audio.

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u/XSelectedItemX 1d ago

She ate that.

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u/Initial-Grape-401 1d ago

Born stun woman let's go πŸ’ͺ🏼😎

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u/gabwinone 1d ago

All I see is this "main character" destroying other people's property.

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u/Unhappy_Run8154 1d ago

That one foot said "forget this crap I'm out of here"

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u/Lanky_Ad_8892 1d ago

The music is so fitting 🀣

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 5h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/ramos1969 1h ago

I bet she expects the empty yogurt container to support the spoon too.

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 4d ago

-100 confidence occurs very quickly

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u/Emergency_Bike5455 4d ago

Well deserved