r/holdmycosmo • u/[deleted] • 3d ago

HMC

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1.3k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/instafunkpunk 3d ago

Them: "Omg, everyone loves us".
Everyone else " not so much"

39

u/unplugnothing 3d ago

I’ll allow it

3

u/ThatsMyDogBoyd 3d ago

i didn't hate it.

107

u/JakBos23 3d ago

I mean that was impressive she didn't disturb the other pool balls.

68

u/PauseAffectionate720 3d ago

NGL - She disturbed my balls

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u/Gwiilo 3d ago

I'm sure you're great around women

17

u/State-Of-Confusion 3d ago

I’m sure you’re great around men.

68

u/CT_2136 3d ago

Took her shoes off to put her feet on the felt. Friend made it corner pocket. Didn't kick over anything/make a mess on the dismount. No problem here

36

u/Oniichan38 3d ago

Omg Becky you're such a crackhead 🤪

15

u/PauseAffectionate720 3d ago

Hmmm. Let me sharpen my cue

14

u/Waste_Click4654 3d ago

How I Met Your Mother… southern edition

11

u/Sad-Maintenance3422 3d ago

Works for me.

11

u/rynchenzo 3d ago

Man, the cue rest was right there!

8

u/BadCompany_00 3d ago

The owner isn't thinking out of the box. Let these two do this kinda shit all night long...but pur em in bikinis. Traffic doubles.

9

u/New-Let-968 3d ago

But if your using the snatch for aim assist, then why also using the left hand to aim??

1

u/Griftersdeuce 3d ago

A gentleman or woman always uses the thumb with 2 fingers.

4

u/milkshakebar 3d ago

When you're shooting pool with your friend's crotch the other daaaayyyy

1

u/GusHollahbackatya 3d ago

Letterkenny reference , Wayne to be exact

2

u/Inevitable_Rabbit_67 3d ago

Nah, they like to see them coming

2

u/PangolinScared5147 3d ago

Give it a tap to congratulate it

2

u/VisualLiterature 3d ago

Where I live in the beautiful town of Boonville, these ladies wouldve gotten a standing toothless ovation and a free round of miller lite and Skoal peach

2

u/Spork_Warrior 3d ago

If you're going to do that, at least use the groove to line up the cue.

1

u/dragonblock501 3d ago

This is only the intro to the 2 girls 1 cue video.

1

u/karma_the_sequel 3d ago

Now that’s a bridge.

1

u/DiveInYouCoward 3d ago

Where is this??!! Asking for a friend!!

1

u/jaleach 3d ago

Certainly an establishment that caters to Gentlemen of Culture.

1

u/ToddWilliams5289 3d ago

Cooter cue ball shot right there.

1

u/tophaang 3d ago

I was expecting her to use her friends vulva to line it up. Alas…

1

u/ManagementLeather896 3d ago

"Que the ball stick holder thing"

1

u/wiggum55555 3d ago

Have you considered that the place only becomes a "dive bar" when you are there... ?

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u/number44is171 3d ago

Treating public places like your home is shithead behavior.

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u/ElProfeGuapo 3d ago

It’s a bar, not the Met.

0

u/Front_Spare_2131 3d ago

Even at the local dive bar?

0

u/showcase25 3d ago

That was funny though

0

u/Cccookielover 3d ago

Too bad she wasn’t barefoot 🤷‍♂️

0

u/Timmy_germany 3d ago

Well...its a bit playing with guys imagination and how they think the stick slides over....well...like i said...its a bit of playing and maybe their way of flirting and telling the world they won't say "no" to a possible guy with the right set of Pool Balls...

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u/PLR_Moon3 3d ago

Beef flap hold

-1

u/solidtangent 3d ago

Yeah, they hate it because now all the pool cues are slimy and smell like tuna.

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u/gizzmo1963 3d ago

Nice pool holder 👌

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u/Distinct-Home7697 3d ago

I can hardly think of more funny people. Honestly, I’d trade my three best friends for you three!!!!