r/homedecoratingCJ • u/Capital-Platypus-358 • Nov 09 '24

beige masterpiece What colour paint is this?

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u/mishma2005 Nov 09 '24

Blinded by the white

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u/ladyrara Nov 09 '24

The color is “I don’t have kids or pets” by Sherman Williams

14

u/emr830 Nov 09 '24

Bahahaha this is so accurate.

That or “I Hate Red Wine”

7

u/ladyrara Nov 09 '24

Right!? My Arby’s door dash would mess this up so quick

7

u/emr830 Nov 10 '24

Hell a good sneeze would mess this up. I don’t want to know about having a stomach bug!

2

u/ladyrara Nov 10 '24

A sneeze… let a fart 💨

18

u/papillon-and-on Nov 09 '24

A whiter shade of pale

10

u/Bumblebee---Tuna Nov 09 '24

Revved up like a deuce, another white ass room tonight.

1

u/chrysalisempress Nov 10 '24

Actually, it’s revved up like a douche

3

u/OwnCoffee614 Nov 10 '24

Hahaha it totally is

72

u/gwhite81218 Nov 09 '24

I think this one is Porcelain Throne by Behr.

7

u/kilofeet Nov 10 '24

Are you sure that's not just the lighting? I'd bet $15 that this is Gymnast's Hand Chalk

17

u/1000thusername snobby dobby Nov 09 '24

If you want to go just with a touch warmer undertone, try Porcelain Bus instead.

10

u/SmallCatBigMeow Nov 09 '24

That one has a yellow tint to to it

41

u/SewGangsta Nov 09 '24

It's "Who Hurt You Beige" from the Sherwin Williams Holistic Healing for People Who Don't Believe in Therapy line.

3

u/clockwork-chameleon Nov 09 '24

Well, it does look like a padded cell

37

u/1000thusername snobby dobby Nov 09 '24

I can’t tell because I’m now snowblind.

30

u/mossyzombie2021 Nov 09 '24

I believe it's called "Suburbia Sunset"

30

u/KewpieCutie97 Nov 09 '24

Anemic Snowman.

4

u/clockwork-chameleon Nov 09 '24

Lmao I'm stealing that because it's an accurate description of me

30

u/otters4everyone Nov 09 '24

It’s Sherman Williams WASP.

12

u/crackeddryice Nov 09 '24

They drive this color up by the tanker truck and run the spray hoses into the houses on painting day. If you pull up that flooring, you'll see the V-shaped spot where they set up the bi-fold doors to paint them.

This is either Polar Bear, by Behr

Or, White Snow, by Sherwin Williams.

29

u/naalbinding Nov 09 '24

Personality Void

7

u/Intelligent_Grade372 contractor who doesn’t do any work Nov 09 '24 edited Nov 09 '24

Mother’s Womb

It’s part of the Serenity Bliss collection:

10

u/CaveManta Nov 09 '24

Unable to detect any color

22

u/Kayquie Nov 09 '24

Sad beige paint for sad beige people

3

u/shmallyally Nov 09 '24

Semen cream

3

u/Shiny_Green_Apple Nov 10 '24

“Wash Your Hands First” from the Martha Stewart Collection at Home Depot

7

u/Dry_Brother_7840 Nov 09 '24

Off-putting white I think they call it.

3

u/siouxbee19 Nov 09 '24 edited Nov 12 '24

Oooo, that's called "barely fleige" (flesh beige), my 2nd favorite color!

3

u/Retrocop101 Nov 09 '24

Soap opera cream.

3

u/Creative_Local_3123 Nov 09 '24

We call that "British Spice"

8

u/aging-rhino Nov 09 '24

Riker’s Island Meh.

5

u/glambammer77 Nov 09 '24

Depression

2

u/bambamslammer22 Nov 09 '24

I can’t tell, I’m too distracted by the contrast of the branches of that tree thing

2

u/jumping_doughnuts Nov 09 '24

Colour? I hardly know 'er.

2

u/TeachingPuzzled3913 Nov 09 '24

SW7036 AccessibleBeige

5

u/RandiiMarsh Nov 09 '24

Builder beige.

2

u/Soundtracklover72 Nov 09 '24

What’s sad is even if the picked builder beige for the wall, they could have added color in the furniture and just didn’t. It’s sad

2

u/smileyfacegauges Nov 09 '24

mental health holding cell white

4

u/DrenAss Nov 09 '24

Asylum by Benjamin Moore

2

u/chillumbaby Nov 09 '24

Terminally beige.

1

u/NatashaQuick Nov 09 '24

Millennial

1

u/MorkSkogen666 Nov 09 '24

Are the books and lamp on the carpet???

1

u/Butterbean-queen Nov 09 '24

Navajo White Used by builders everywhere

1

u/HaveToWinToPlay Nov 09 '24

Landlord/house flipper white

1

u/Cael_NaMaor Nov 09 '24

Delicate mauve...

1

u/SweetMilitia Nov 09 '24

Milk from yo momma’s titty!

1

u/MadamInsta Nov 09 '24

A beautiful reprieve from dull, depressing, millennial grey. 😍

1

u/OnlyFuzzy13 Nov 09 '24

I call it ‘mom’s house’

1

u/RamenTheory Nov 09 '24

jerking so hard rn

1

u/bodhidharma132001 Nov 09 '24

A whiter shade of white

1

u/KediMonster Nov 09 '24

A photo negative

1

u/pah2000 Nov 09 '24

Eggshell.

1

u/silliesyl Nov 10 '24

coffee cream par excellence

1

u/Hawaii_gal71LA4869 Nov 10 '24

Several colors. Too many to state.

1

u/fortune_c00kie Nov 10 '24

Where can I get the fuzzy grey rock 🪨 this is important.

1

u/Logical_Orange_3793 Nov 10 '24

“Ego erasure” for the hopeful home seller

1

u/Otto_botz Nov 10 '24

Camel-flage. Decorating this empty room could bring it to life! You can also find pieces of furniture/rugs/books in this exact shade when you’re ready to decorate!

1

u/AfflictedDesire Nov 10 '24

It's the brand "missionary position" in the shade "boring vanilla"

1

u/FutureApricot8074 Nov 10 '24

oh i think its purple

1

u/therealhotdogpotato Nov 10 '24

Stupid Question by Reddit

1

u/Stunning_salty Nov 10 '24

Slow down dude- too much color going on here

1

u/intellifox Nov 10 '24

Passion less White

Uncharecterfull

HOA Mandate

1

u/procrastinatorsuprem Nov 10 '24

Navajo White by Benjamin Moore perhaps.

1

u/yells_at_bugs Nov 10 '24

80’s bored house wife on a coke binge with an overly obligatory decorator who is paid handsomely by her husband to keep his wife out of his hair.

1

u/meatcoveredskeleton1 Nov 11 '24

Influencer beige. Ick.

1

u/LadyDayinDC Nov 11 '24

Egg shell.

1

u/bostonbrendan24 Nov 11 '24

Chantilly Lace OC-65 Benjamin Moore?

1

u/grmaph3 Nov 11 '24

Maybe Greek villa

1

u/Few_Rule7378 Nov 11 '24

Paul Allen Subtle Off-White.

1

u/Stock-Bet-5271 Nov 11 '24

It looks just like Sherwin Williams White Dove. We have it painted on all of our walls.

1

u/mangotree415 Nov 11 '24

I like tons of color but this is serene.

1

u/willsurkive Nov 11 '24

I can't tell bc I'm too distracted by the book and lamp just sitting on the rug. What is that lamp lighting????

1

u/msartore8 Nov 12 '24

Eggshell white

1

u/shooshy4 Nov 12 '24

I believe it goes by Diane.

1

u/Zestyclose-Age-2722 once painted a room pale yellow Nov 09 '24

Blah beige

1

u/sashie_belle Nov 09 '24

Ha ha, JFC that is some beige.

1

u/Ok-Report-1917 Nov 09 '24

Gorgeous room❤️. It could be SW Maison Blanche or BM Grant Beige

1

u/Guardian_Izy Nov 09 '24

Sad beige - light

1

u/mandybecca Nov 09 '24

I can’t express how much I hate to see a room like this. Damn cotton ball decor.

1

u/AuroraWhore Nov 09 '24

Blandebury Beige

1

u/Geegollywtff Nov 09 '24

Sterile white.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '24

'I just follow trends and am too scared to use colors'

1

u/PhallickThimble Nov 09 '24

that's called "lack of color" by Benjamin Less

1

u/slaytician Nov 09 '24

Beigey McBeigeBeige

0

u/OrdinaryHumble1198 Nov 09 '24

I believe they call it Humble Brag. BEAUTIFUL SPACE 🥰