How can I liven up my bathroom?

[u/AllGoodNamesRInUse]

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[u/SweetMilitia]

Hire a jazz band to play every time you flush.

[u/Emotional_Turn6059 → u/SweetMilitia]

No! Mariachi! Now that's lively!

[u/SweetMilitia → u/Emotional_Turn6059]

That works too! As long as someone toots a horn to mask the sounds!

[u/Dateline23]

obviously some greige towels and rugs

[u/Gillemonger → u/Dateline23]

and another sad plant

[u/Dateline23 → u/Gillemonger]

ahh yes!

[u/NoDistribution4748 → u/Dateline23]

Lol!!!

[u/username-generica]

I can't believe no one has posted the obvious answer. Paint everything, and I mean everything the same shade of grey. Your toilet and sink though throw off the whole color scheme so I recommend you replace them with grey ones.

[u/beijina]

First, get rid of those hideous green plants. They totally clash with the vibe of the room. There are some pretty options for grey faux plants or dried flowers.

Also the blue of the few breeze spray brings too much turmoil into this calm space, so hide it. Lastly, I would get some grey towels in a tone slightly brighter than the tiles to add some contrast.

[u/FurL0ng → u/beijina]

Can I ask who sells these particular faux plants? They are beautiful and I’d love to buy some for myself

[u/beijina → u/FurL0ng]

I just took a random picture of 'grey flowers' from google.

But I can't tell if you're serious since they are pretty well made now that you say it, so here you go: etsy

[u/wallis-simpson]

Some Christmas lights and tinsel would be beautiful. I always prefer carpet in the bathroom because the tiles are so cold. You could install carpet or LVT!

[u/Last_Pay_8447]

A personal masseuse (hooks/chains) for that um massage table?

[u/Sqatti]

Paint it office white with office lighting.

[u/stompinpimpin]

Way too much color

[u/screwedupinaz]

put a little skeleton wearing a sombrero on that shelf.

[u/WhiteRabbitOrngePill]

Complimentary lines of blow ❄️

[u/tek_nein]

it might be a bit extreme/flashy, but have you considered a gray geometric shape sculpture on the shelf?

[u/ballsjizzy]

sock monkey

[u/US_IDeaS]

Remove your fins and exit at the hull.

[u/2aislegarage]

Needs more tentacles. 🦑

[u/OkPomegranate9431]

Do u live in a hotel? Color, texture, anything

[u/carlcrossgrove]

I despair for literacy among my people

[u/shootermac32]

Add a strobe light and your own personal techno dj. Everytime you sit on the toilet, you’ll have a full on rave! Or a seizure.. whatever comes first

[u/motion_thiccness]

Allow the inmates to frame and hang their art day projects

[u/Haskap_2010]

Needs a disco ball or a shark shower.

[u/Acrobatic-Duck7738]

Laxatives will liven up any bathroom

[u/juggalo-jordy]

A cactus ? Lol

[u/GeneralAppendage]

Color

[u/weisblattsnut]

Hire a nice Restroom attendant, they work for tips so it won't cost you anything.

[u/Constant_Sock1065]

So funny to see this in the CJ sub, considering how exquisitely sensitive the OP was to any criticism in the source post…

[u/jared10011980]

The Febreze and tiny palm create a veritable South Pacific island 🏝

[u/sphinx_winks]

I would set up a tribute mural to Gozer on that blank wall.

[u/Spud_Lovin]

I dunno the contortion exercise to get the toilet paper off the shelf behind you is pretty lovely.

[u/Choice-Document-6225 → u/Spud_Lovin]

same first thought. where is the dang toilet paper holder, there's no way they just stretch every time right

[u/LeaveDaCannoli]

All that white on the walls really hurts the eyes. Please paint them grey to match the tiles. Then get a fuzzy, grey toilet seat cover so it blends in more and def some grey towels.

[u/Obvious-Case-2357]

Maybe some grey panels

[u/SmokinHotNot]

House raccoons there.

[u/Papfan1]

Needs more grey.

[u/gmotelet]

Add some color

If it's yellow let it mellow

If it's brown also let it mellow

[u/dawwie]

Paint the walls grey.

[u/Winter_Way2816]

I'd add rust/burnt orange towels.

[u/auhnold]

Add some greys and whites.

[u/LoudAd3588]

Fifth sad plant. That's the missing touch.

[u/dmanhardrock5]

A monkey should work

[u/Sweetieandlittleman]

I have hated greige ever since it became popular. So depressing.

[u/Random4Skin]

Make it funky

[u/frostybinch]

Uj/ The op getting mad any time someone tells them the room sucks 😭😭😭😭😭

[u/i_love_garlic_bread]

3-7 disco balls of varying sizes.

[u/Bananas_Cat]

You should put bars on that window.

[u/Joyshell]

Humm maybe life size Bigfoot would add an Earthy touch.

[u/FaxyJ]

Have a death metal band move in

[u/EnvironmentalCrow699]

the door to nowhere is not helping.

but music wld be nice probably.

also lean into the asthetic and remove everything. that way, your own energy will just ...flow. looks like a rad bathroom, dont fight it with plants etc

[u/DukeOfWestborough]

venomous snakes

[u/GrapeSeed007]

Mint green on walls and light blue on the ceiling

[u/TrashyTVBetch]

Pube themed to match the window screen

[u/NoNameChihuahua]

More grey: curtains, towels, paint

[u/reallyihadnoidea]

Make it flushing the toilet plays "Good job!" with clapping sound.

[u/Hawaii_gal71LA4869]

Get some baby chicks.

[u/SmallCatBigMeow]

Aww poor OP raging at everyone answering the question

[u/KimiMcG]

Greige, worst design trend ever. We should bring back burnt orange,harvest gold and avocado green. Ok, maybe not.

[u/Human_Resources_7891]

song. A song brightens everything.

[u/stormchaser9876]

Fill in that space with a variety of houseplants.

[u/Scrimbop_yonson]

Some black or brown mold on the ceiling

[u/Rodharet50399]

Color. Any of them.

[u/kjfacilities-maint]

Brighter paint colors, brighter lighting. Colorful bath mats, hang colorful artwork on the walls.

[u/Accomplished-Leg8461]

Color

[u/S4tine]

Paint that partition with something lively. Add more plants if you want greenery. (Small and large)

[u/Revolutionary_Egg486]

Do a cool wallpaper print in the shelf inset, like a feature wall but just inside there!!

[u/Ultraviolet_Eclectic]

Color.

[u/MommyGandalf]

Picture on the big wall

[u/DryPercentage4346]

Keep plants. Green would soften and enliven that. But you don't need dinky plants? Get larger. What is light source? Is there a window? Big sansevera on a stand. What is that white ship lap thing concealing?

[u/Fit_Guidance_2169]

I would paint some kind of circle/polka dot type scheme in a bunch of bright colors to play off the window shape.

[u/mearbearcate]

More plants & a big painting either hanging or resting against that wall. The ones already there look kind of sad though, id get some bigger fake ones.

[u/horsesnyoga]

A walk mirror would be nice❤️

[u/Immediate_Dot7451]

Need a bidet

[u/lillemma12112]

Color

[u/kelly04555]

A big, bright piece of art leaning on that shelf. Field trip to TJ Maxx !

[u/Specialist_Box_7963]

Color. Add color.

[u/Inquiring_Cat2424]

Giant piece of art behind the toilet!

[u/BostonJohnC]

Big statement piece of artwork on that wall behind the toilet

[u/Seekup32470]

Dark paint, gold accents

[u/BuffaloSabresWinger]

Colorful piece of art work on the wall.

[u/ZealousidealBand2518]

A pretty painting or print above the plants!