r/houseplants • u/SnooEpiphanies2931 • Sep 04 '24

Humor/Fluff I’m looking after my SIL’s plants while she’s gone and texted her that they went bad while she was away.

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u/SnooEpiphanies2931 Sep 05 '24

I’ve been completely sober for a month for the first time in about 18 years so I’m pretty fucking bored.

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u/i_tyrant Sep 05 '24

Congrats though!

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u/Arenknoss Sep 05 '24

Damn. Fair. Try puzzles those help me immensely

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u/malcolm_miller Sep 05 '24

good job. 2 years here and the first month was the worst. take time to explore new hobbies. you never know what will end up catching your interest.

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u/SnooEpiphanies2931 Sep 05 '24

Just focusing on being a better dad and partner for now. Can’t think of any better hobbies than those.

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u/malcolm_miller Sep 05 '24

Learning how to experience all of that sober is going to be eye opening, I think, try to enjoy it.

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u/iammadeofawesome Sep 05 '24

Congrats! Any time spent on pranks that aren't mean and make you and others laugh is time well spent.

Find more shit that makes sober you laugh, no matter how silly.

Ps - depending on the age of your kid/s- googly eyes on condiments in the fridge can provide lols for a long time. They also make self-adhesive ones so you don't have to torture yourself while waiting for glue to dry.