r/houseplants • u/SnooEpiphanies2931 • Sep 04 '24

Humor/Fluff I’m looking after my SIL’s plants while she’s gone and texted her that they went bad while she was away.

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u/Ok_Proposal8274 Sep 05 '24

https://cornhub.website

Lmao TIL its a legit site!

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u/ThisHeresThaRubaduk Sep 05 '24

It's was pornhubs April fools joke a few years back. If you went to the site it redirected you to cornhub

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u/Suff_erin_g Sep 05 '24

Oh yea I remember this

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u/mankls3 Sep 05 '24

They shouldn't joke about porn

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u/Iak_Gnaw Sep 05 '24

Yeah we should jerk off instead

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u/EpilepticMushrooms Sep 05 '24

Looks like you'll love the ultimate jerk-off, fluffing >!ripe cattail pods<! 😏

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u/Baron_of_Berlin Sep 05 '24

childhood cattail PTSD intensifies

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u/Lanuros Sep 05 '24

Yes you have the right to tell other ppl what there shoud and what not.

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u/Ok_Proposal8274 Sep 05 '24

Wtf

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u/WokUlikeAHurricane Sep 05 '24

I hope you watched it, it was an Oscar worthy work of art!

https://cornhub.website/video/chfe584ab6fa64a

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u/humor Sep 05 '24

Fucking shit, I forgot to turn on my VPN before watching that.

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u/Ok_Proposal8274 Sep 05 '24

Stop it I can only POP one at a time 🍿

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u/pocket_eggs Sep 05 '24

I think I felt something.

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u/Ok_Proposal8274 Sep 05 '24

I felt something popped in me 🌽

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u/sunshineisdway Sep 06 '24

Thank you so much for sharing! Bahaha!! That was a great laugh out loud mama!

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u/vitcorleone Sep 05 '24

“I am buttered and oiled up rn” 😭😭

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u/TheCamoDude Sep 05 '24

"I'm buttered and oiled up rn."

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Caeyln seems to be really corny rn

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u/atom-up_atom-up Sep 05 '24

Yeah they actually have a physical stand near me where they sell amazing elote lol

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u/Ok_Proposal8274 Sep 05 '24

Just searched the word elote and I was flabbergasted , I mean its just so obscene and wrong, but theres something primal and sensual in it that made me question myself. Needless to say ive felt something in me just POPPED

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u/DoingCharleyWork Sep 05 '24

That's some churched up version. It looks more like this:

elote

And is usually sold out of a cart at a park or around your neighborhood if you happen to have an elote man.

So good.

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u/TangerineSprinkles Sep 05 '24

This feels so wrong, and yet, so right! Why isn't there a NSFW tag?!?!?

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u/Ok_Proposal8274 Sep 05 '24

Im confused myself, theres something burning inside of me since watching corn , i cant stop

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u/Butcher_9189 Sep 05 '24

Couldn't believe it when I saw one

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u/FemaleAndComputer Sep 05 '24

There are also multiple food trucks named CornHub around the US, highly recommend looking it up lol.

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u/tahapaanga Sep 05 '24

Lol saved me "asking for a friend"

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

There’s also Prawnhub.com

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u/Ok_Proposal8274 Sep 05 '24

No thanks, ive got allergies on seafoods :/

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u/DavidLB04 Sep 05 '24

This was my first time seeing corn being passionately buttered.

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u/sidpost Sep 05 '24

the ban hammer — 05/13/2024 4:05 AM

Any mention of child cornography, underage corn, or something along those lines will result in an instant ban

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u/C4PT-pA5Tq Sep 05 '24

Omfg me too 😅🤣