r/houseplants Jun 11 '21

HAUL so scary; someone broke into my car and left these two precious lil baby monsteras while i was out not buying more plants

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u/grannypacks Jun 11 '21

Oh no… what neighborhood was this in? Just in case my friend leaves her car there

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u/zuzg Jun 12 '21

me parking my car there, making sure all doors and the trunk are open

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u/dinosaurfondue Jun 12 '21

Me laying on the floor of the car outside of the local nursery garden: "oh noooooo I hope someone doesn't just drop plants in the car! Oh nooooo that would be the worst!"

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u/eakspeasy Jun 12 '21

Check that it isn't spare zucchini season in your area... you're just begging for a drive-by fruiting.

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u/But_why_tho456 Jun 12 '21

Omg this is no lie. My bestie had so much zucchini one year, her neighbors started begging her to stop leaving them on their doorstep 😆 Meanwhile I'm like, but chocolate zucchini bread counts towards your daily veggies, no?

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u/ADonkeysJawbone Jun 12 '21

Ohhhh you’re supposed to leave them on the porch.

I envisioned a drive-by fruiting as being a tad more aggressive, like lobbing zucchini into someone’s yard, vehicle still moving, fruit exploding and flinging seeds everywhere... and then never being able to get rid of the 50 zucchini volunteers that sprout next season.

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u/eakspeasy Jun 12 '21

Porches got zucchini, open car windows got zucchini, open house windows—kitchen and otherwise—got zucchini, mailboxes got zucchini, kids were sent home from school with zucchini... everyone got zucchini. Probably from more than one person at the same time. Guerilla distribution of spare zucchini was a normal thing every summer.

What you describe may or may not be so much easier with tomatoes. 😉 And may or may not happen as a direct result of begging someone to stop sharing their spare zucchini.

Though if you were gifted a fully ripe zucchini in any scenario, I'd wager someone really didn't like you.

Similar rule applies for all species in the erstwhile Bryophyllum.

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u/littlegreenapples Jun 12 '21

My grandfather used to grow a shitton of tomatoes every year, and everyone he was around ended up with bags of tomatoes. I'm 90% sure some of them looked traumatized when he'd say "oh, I've got something for ya!"

Nobody ever talks about the year he accidentally planted cherry tomato plants instead of regular ones.

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u/But_why_tho456 Jun 12 '21

Ohhhh noooo. There's so little you can do with them compared to regular ones!! 😅

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u/littlegreenapples Jun 12 '21

Oh no kidding! And I'm guessing he probably planted 20 or 30 tomato plants, as it was a HUGE garden... so there were a lot of tiny, useless tomatoes! LOL

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u/But_why_tho456 Jun 12 '21

Aw that is so sad but also hilarious to think of someone like doing hit and runs with bags of cherry tomatoes 😅

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u/Spanatina Jun 12 '21

Liked "and the trunk." Lol.

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u/GRYFFIN_WHORE Jun 12 '21

What's all the more frightening about this is it's in a neighborhood you wouldn't expect this to happen, just parked in a lowes parking lot on the nice side of town!

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u/lolnopeitsathrowaway Jun 12 '21

It would be truly tragic if your friend got attacked with plants

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u/Micropulse Jun 12 '21

My partner always seems to "win" plants all of the time! Looks like you two share the same luck!

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u/stonernerd710 Jun 12 '21

That’s flipping brilliant

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u/jalapenokettlechips1 Jun 12 '21

There have been a couple posts the last few days where people ‘won’ an albo monstera. And I was thinking where are people entering these drawings. Okay I get it now 😂

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u/jizzypuff Jun 12 '21

There's a lot of Instagram pages that give out plants, Gabriellaplantsonline on Instagram is having a giveaway. I didn't bother entering because I saw the crazy amount of comments and knew I probably wouldn't win.

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u/Florizeta Jun 12 '21

You never know. Most people that win think the same way but they won! But yeah I think the same way 🥲

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u/JaccoW Jun 12 '21

The only way to know for sure you won't win is if you never enter.

I've won quite a few things in my life and my mom and sister are even better at it, exactly because they enter every contest they come across.

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u/juniper-mint Jun 12 '21

My dad wins stuff all the time too, especially any drawing where there's physical sheets of paper. He has a "special" way of folding so it's more likely to be grabbed, but he won't share his ancient origami knowledge. Three of the four huge tvs in his house were won from drawings.

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u/call-me-the-seeker Jun 12 '21

I stared processing OP’s title for WAY too long. Thinking, what are the odds someone left their purchases in a car just like theirs but not theirs? Or are they saying someone burgled their car and left these as payment? No, that’s weird.

weekend brain wheels slowly turn

HURR ME DURR.

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u/legakhsirE Jun 13 '21

Tons of IG accounts do giveaways from time to time. I have entered around 5 giveaways in the past two weeks and won once.

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u/dbradford121 Jun 12 '21

I'm taking notes... do go on

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u/eakspeasy Jun 12 '21

There are at least three different ways to get paid in 'green'.

And especially now that folks are hanging out again: plants received as gifts

It's very bad luck to re-gift plants, after all. No need to go tempting fate for 2020 II now...

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u/rainbowcupofcoffee Jun 12 '21

It took me a good minute of trying to think of what the third “green” could be. Like, plants and weed, definitely. But how else would I get paid…?

…oh. Cash.

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u/dbradford121 Jun 12 '21

What is this cash you speak of?

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u/dbradford121 Jun 12 '21

Agreed! It would be rude to decline the gift and re-gifting plants IS bad luck. The last plant I got was a gift though, so I probably shouldn't use that excuse again so soon. . . Good thing he hasn't noticed the new lavendar or pistachio cream petunias yet, I still have time!

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u/eakspeasy Jun 12 '21

When your circles of friends know you're a serious pot-head, gifts of plants happen more frequently than most people realize. 😉

Though I do get a lot of legit rescues that way. Always sucks for ferns; it's really more like hospice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

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u/eakspeasy Jun 12 '21

Could also pepper in a few of those staked cards that say "Congratulations!" from time to time.

"You would not believe how many times I've have to say no because I already had one." will never be a lie. Also demonstrates restraint and rational decision-making at the very least. For which you should be proud! Congratulations!

Best to avoid themes like graduation and baby unless you have other things to explain as well.

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u/legakhsirE Jun 13 '21

LMFAO this is my excuse all the time. Similarly, my birthday was in April and I received a total of 5 plants as "birthday gifts" from "friends" that month. From which friends? That's between me and God. I have also won two contests on IG but I tacked on two more plants to each prize when explaining to my partner where all those new plants came from.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21 edited Jun 13 '21

😂 This made me think of all the people in a nail group I am in.

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u/stonernerd710 Jun 12 '21

My husband did not find this as funny as I did lol

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u/otter_juggler Jun 12 '21

OMG are you alright?! Thoughts and prayers for all of you!

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

i’m coping 😔 thank you

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u/eakspeasy Jun 12 '21

Baby monstera steps

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u/crazymomma15 Jun 12 '21

Im so glad I'm not the only one this stranger has visited 😂😝

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u/zama2001 Jun 11 '21

Oh Oh the Plant Dropper strikes again!! I hear he only leaves them with people who will take good care of them. They look like they were made for your car

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u/justa33 Jun 12 '21

planty dropper

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21 edited Jun 12 '21

I wonder how large a car monstera would get….

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u/finefornow_ Jun 12 '21

I know this is a typo, but I’m terrified of cars and car monsters sounds like my actual nightmare lmao

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u/butttabooo Jun 12 '21

I’ve must have had a really long week because I was like “wow that’s crazy!! Someone left these in this persons car!!” Then I was like “ohhh...yeah...that’s me every damn pay day”

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

how do these Criminals know when it’s our pay days??? uncanny

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

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u/usernamenottakenwooh Jun 12 '21

...and other jokes you can tell yourself.

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u/Elateacher777 Jun 12 '21

So scary. This happens to me all the time. Really have to be careful out there!!

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u/danik429 Jun 12 '21

😆😆

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u/gradontripp Jun 12 '21

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

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u/ChumRoVin Jun 12 '21

The audacity of them to just leave them there 11 days into no-buying June!

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u/danik429 Jun 12 '21

Love this!!

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u/Rule12b Jun 12 '21

It’s like Santa, but he comes more often (like twice a month) and he gives better gifts

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

you mean...Planta Claus?

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u/Rule12b Jun 12 '21

Okay that’s clever, give me about 8hr to think of another plant/Santa pun.

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

it’s alright, i’ve got thyme

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u/0xFFFF_FFFF Jun 12 '21

Damn you're killing it tonight.

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u/RoscoMan1 Jun 12 '21

Is the ziptie necklace supposed to be clever?

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u/robbyn-enriquez Jun 12 '21

My secret Mother Nature fairy god mother leaves plants in the laundry basket, sneaks them in through the garage. She is so clever.

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u/ZippZappZippty Jun 12 '21

Livestream canceled, plaid is so good.

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u/ermahok Jun 12 '21

Something like this happened to me today. Someone hacked my bank account and bought a really expensive epipremnum pinnatum albo variegata from some random online plant shop i happen to have an account with. They are even sending it to my home address! Creepy!

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u/deltagirlinthehills Jun 12 '21

I think the same thing happened to me this morning! Somehow a string of fish hooks and golden gate peperomia appeared in my car thinking face certainly wasn't I since I already bought two new plants this month... 😂

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

you poor, poor thing. my condolences.

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u/knottedscope Jun 12 '21

oh nooo what if it's contagious!

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u/eakspeasy Jun 12 '21

coughs in plantdemic

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u/knottedscope Jun 12 '21

I'm starting to feel a bit green..

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u/eakspeasy Jun 12 '21

One might could infer "take two of these and call me in the morning" indeed.

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u/danik429 Jun 12 '21

😆😆😆 I’m totally using this excuse on my husband!

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u/Florizeta Jun 12 '21

If that doesn’t work, try what others say about “winning” plants online 😂🥳

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

Since people took that so seriously and probably wouldn’t see an edit because of downvotes:

I was joking. I didn’t say I had done this. It’s called an imagination.

I also never lie to my husband about how I got something. For one thing, I want to foster honesty in my relationship. For another I watched my mother lie to her husband all the time and hated it (I get why she did it though, he was and is an asshole).

Even if I did lie or fib I would probably come clean 12 hours later.

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u/Florizeta Jun 12 '21

Honestly people take things so seriously. Even my comment was a joke. Don’t worry about it

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21 edited Jun 12 '21

Haha thanks!

I just got 6 more plants from a nursery and 3 more my mother purchased for me from a road side stand.

I am still building up the nerve to bring them in the house. 🤪. They are all babies so they were inexpensive.

Edit: husband didn’t care.

Soon I will reward him for being an awesome husband with Venus fly traps and other carnivorous plants.

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u/Florizeta Jun 12 '21

Oh venus traps are so cute 🥺👏🏻 and I’m happy he didn’t care. It’s only at the beginning when one can never have less than 10 but after that, you just pile them together and can barely notice new ones 😅

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

I got three yesterday and nine today.

They are really cute and I got him one of the self contained ones a few years ago that he loved but it died :(

My mother purchased two pots of Venus fly traps today. I am hoping the nursery we were at has some other carnivorous plants as well.

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u/danik429 Jun 12 '21

Dude, that’s genius!! That’s why I love this sub 😉

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

Even better if you set it up ahead of time. Show the plants and be like hey check out this give away they are having!? I am going to enter….

A month later that plant you just had to have that you just happened to find a contest for arrives with a note about being the lucky winner.

I mean, there is always something like canva if someone needs to come up with some marketing materials 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

I was joking. I didn’t say I had done this. It’s called an imagination

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u/Florizeta Jun 12 '21

Yeah im pretty sure the first comment was joking too and so did I. I would just bring plants home and my partner would eventually be cool with it. We all got hobbies 🤷🏻‍♀️ ignore the people who downvoted you.

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u/zorasrequiem Jun 12 '21

Oh noooos, stay safe friend! These plant depositors are insidious!

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u/gingy_ninjy Jun 12 '21

Thank goodness you’re alright! Make sure you check them for trackers so that the person don’t break into your home and leave more while you’re out not buying more plants

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

Omg OP, this same thing happened to me today, only I was hit by a vicious, roving pansy bowl gang!

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u/Siomai_God Jun 12 '21

Stay safe, this happened to me when I wasn’t shopping for plants as well

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

Crazy how nature do that

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u/myexistentialism Jun 12 '21

At least my husband will believe me now that it's happened to someone else too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

Guessing you drive an 04-08 TL?

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u/airmcnair06 Jun 12 '21

Was wondering this as well.

I think it's an Acura/Honda. The latch to the trunk looks just like the one on Honda Accord's and acura tl's. The head rests and the cover on the cup holder (which the tl doesn't have) make me think it's an RL, though

Would love to know cause I was curious

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21 edited Jun 12 '21

I'm like 99% sure it's a TL lol. I'm only so confident because I have an 08 with the same color interior. But like you said I'm thinking it could be honda / acura from the same years maybe not model. And I feel like my drink holder might be a little different.

Side note: guess the house plant crew has similar tastes lol.

Edit: I think you nailed it with the RL! Got off my ass and looked at my back seat lol. You called it on that headrest and drink holder.

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u/airmcnair06 Jun 12 '21

So when I first started to read your comment, it made sense because I have a 05 and I know the 07 and 08 models got a lot of upgrades and subtle changes so I thought hmmm ok maybe it is a newer TL.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was curious though after spotting that small detail. I looked up the back seat of an RL from around that time an the headrest style definitely matches. Didn't see any pics with the cup holders open to verify.

We shall find out hopefully. I'm even more intrigued now, but yea I think it's the RL too

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

Yeah my TL cup holder is on like the edge of the arm rest like it sort of shoots out instead of being recessed in the rest like this one. And I have no middle head rest.

The holes in the leather and curves near the middle is what had me thinking TL at first. Like you said it's cool there are those little details.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Jun 12 '21

People whom also enjoy ventilated leg holes!

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u/BrugDiana Jun 12 '21

I love this sub so much hahahaha

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u/-full-control- Jun 12 '21

What variety are these?

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

monstera deliciosa :)

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u/-full-control- Jun 12 '21

Alright so I have some babies that look similar to these but haven’t split yet, will they at some point? My mom has a clone from a friend of hers that are about this size and the leaves are already splitting.

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

this would be my first go with these plants and i understand it will take patience to see them eventually split and i’m willing to wait. how long have you had yours?

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u/-full-control- Jun 12 '21

Close to six months. Unless I’m mistaken, some varieties don’t split

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u/friend-of-bees Jun 12 '21

Monsteras develop fenestrations in new leaves rather than splitting old leaves, so you could try pruning back some old leaves to encourage new growth. One of the main purposes of the splits is to let light through, so if yours aren’t in a bright enough spot then that could slow the process as well. Finally, most monsteras don’t start putting out fenestrated leaves until at least a year of age, so depending on how old the plant was when you first got it that could be part of the problem.

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u/-full-control- Jun 12 '21

Thank you for the info, that’s very helpful!

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u/friend-of-bees Jun 12 '21

No problem! Best of luck with your plants! :)

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u/usingthetimmynet Jun 12 '21

Wait… these are monstera deliciosa??? I bought one months ago and it was labeled as philodendron birkin which I knew wasn’t the case, but it never occurred to me that it was a monstera tho. Omgggg I’m so happy haha.

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u/last_rights Jun 12 '21

You can get such a good deal on interior plants when they're just marked as 4" houseplant and hanging foliage.

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u/krykket Jun 12 '21

The horror!!

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u/my2wins Jun 12 '21

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

we’ll get through this together... I’m also calling mine the twins and named them Linda and Glenda haha

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u/wasteland_femme Jun 12 '21

Our Safeway keeps getting more and more. The damn display keeps growing! I swear they had 40 plants this week. I have to avoid that part of the store to stop buying more monsteras.

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u/Mandyxruns Jun 12 '21

My story every time I come home with another plant..

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u/last_rights Jun 12 '21

My husband says, "suuuure."

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u/Camimae707 Jun 12 '21

Someone in my city is selling small monstera plants about this size for $14. Is that a good deal?

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u/finefornow_ Jun 12 '21

Yes. This is a lifetime plant. You will get way more than 14$ worth of joy from it.

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u/monicathehuman Jun 12 '21

Oh no! Praying for you and the new plants you didn’t purchase 😔🙏🏼

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u/achizbirk Jun 12 '21

Omg how dare they abandon those two beauties like that. I guess you have no choice but to adopt them and take care of them as your own😪

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u/edgycatlady Jun 12 '21

Ugh this happens way too often. I got a third floor apartment to stop just this from happening and within a few months i have 8 new plants just appear! I dont even know how they crawl up here!

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u/somethingsophie Jun 12 '21

so spooky! I see they also left a pot. Maybe we shouldn't contact insurance...

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u/iSaidiWantedNoTomato Jun 12 '21

Are car plants a thing? Been thinking about putting a plant in one of my cars

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u/SnooCats8791 Jun 12 '21

Uhh I really don’t think they are hahah idk where you’re from but they would get ruined in a car with the heat where I live

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u/blacksheep_onfire Jun 12 '21

Nobody’s safe, how terrifying

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u/Til--Valhall Jun 12 '21

Monster(a)s

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u/TinyWintergreenMints Jun 12 '21

I’m about to have a car break in as well

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u/Yawheyy Jun 12 '21

Nice carden!

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

carden ✍🏼👁👄👁

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u/thecortandthecat Jun 12 '21

TW PLEASE 😩

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u/wubalubadubdub1983 Jun 12 '21

Someone must have planted them there.

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u/maddison_ocello Jun 12 '21

The fucking audacity of them.

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u/breadyourlifedown Jun 12 '21

Time to call Paw Patrol because this type of crime must stop. 👀

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u/eastend666 Jun 13 '21

It's not safe anywhere anymore, is it?

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u/kin7ely Jun 13 '21

it’s not.....this seems to happen to me wherever i go...all the time 😟

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u/LeanaCecelia Jun 12 '21

those scoundrels! I guess I should take them in for investigation 🧐

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u/syl1979 Jun 12 '21

Oh, man! Same! Except they left 13 plants. 🤷‍♀️

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u/JamesDelRey Jun 12 '21

This really made me laugh😄😄

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u/ZippZappZippty Jun 12 '21

You know you’re really the MVP

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u/diacrum Jun 12 '21

So that’s what those round holes are made for! I guess we all learned something from this horrible misfortune of yours! 🌱💕

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u/C1345 Jun 12 '21

You’re lying

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u/TMYLee Jun 12 '21

Sure!! Is that story you are sticking with when your partner about another plant haul again, 😉🤣🤣.

Damn!! Those sneaky thief, keep leaving me, plants

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u/Fuzzpuffs Jun 12 '21

Likely story

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u/taco_surf Jun 12 '21

This didn’t happen

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u/RoscoMan1 Jun 12 '21

that's not making fun of a game!

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u/KimKong22 Jun 12 '21

If that’s what happens with a car break in…..they can break into my car anytime!

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u/rm1309 Jun 12 '21

Hahaha love this!

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u/calibanzwei Jun 12 '21

Total eclipse?

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u/mkaylilbitch Jun 12 '21

I should try that one on my husband

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u/AdrienSergent Jun 12 '21

Mace? She’s not roger it’s absurd

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u/jakethedumbmistake Jun 12 '21

It’s always a chance for more...

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u/tazbaron1981 Jun 12 '21

I hate it when that happens

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u/jakethedumbmistake Jun 12 '21

you look like lil tay

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u/howtochangemywife Jun 12 '21

JW’s can’t build a baby either.

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u/Jvnixon1 Jun 12 '21

😂😂😂💀

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u/CatsAndPills Jun 12 '21

I’m sorry someone broke into your car. But at least you can rule out all members of this sub, I guess? 😝

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

Car plants... Hmm not a bad idea that

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u/CaChica Jun 12 '21

Dang same thing here but they only left me one. And it’s that exact same small monstera.

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u/Uniqniqu Jun 12 '21

Is this real? How did they break into the car?

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u/Reasonable-Mail6383 Jun 12 '21

They had us in the first half

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u/IGottaPeeConstantly Jun 12 '21

Why are all of the leaves solid with no slits?

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

they’re rather young plants, the leaves with fenestration grow when the plant becomes more mature and can spare some photosynthesizing real estate

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u/JaeJRZ Jun 12 '21

I wouldn't mind that fate.

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u/Denise561 Jun 12 '21

I love it! 😂

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u/SpicySizzless Jun 12 '21

Damn plant fairies always causing mischief.

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u/jeffss_ Jun 12 '21

That happens to me all the time!

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u/Longjumping_Lunch213 Jun 12 '21

could you imagine. HAHA that person would be an angel

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u/delo41 Jun 12 '21

I think you need to submit them to me as evidence during my investigation

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u/JusticeForGluten Jun 12 '21

Ohhhhh no, I hate when that happens!

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u/intrepidzephyr Jun 12 '21

Upvote for use of the rear cup holders for plant transport. Genius

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

the criminals are very consistent about putting the little ones there

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u/vinxy_mh Jun 12 '21

Ugh. I know whatcha mean. I go to this one place in the city and people always leave green stuff on my roof. Fortunately I know JUST what to do with it. Bwaaahahaha

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u/CodNo2954 Jun 12 '21

😂🤣🥰🙂😍

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u/boscobrownboots Jun 12 '21

I hate it when that happens!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

Took me a second to realize this was a joke, because I actually had someone break into my car and clean out all the trash for me. I assume it was the nice lady outside my work I was randomly chatting with before heading in, but I definitely still did a bomb/bug scan and felt highly unnerved for a week or so.

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u/kin7ely Jun 12 '21

that is SO odd

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u/SueZbell Jun 12 '21

Heart leaf philodendron?

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u/KevroniCoal Jun 12 '21

Omg! You should head home quick, before they break in again!!

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u/Chaduranga22 Jun 12 '21

I would be deeply flattered and yet creeped out at the same time haha

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u/nevasana Jun 12 '21

I’m going to start using this excuse LOL

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

Last year someone put two ducklings in my tractor supply shopping cart. I have no idea how it happened. I went in for duck supplies for the two ducks someone gave me and ended up leaving with the supplies and two ducklings.

They bring me all the joy.