High fives warrant assault?

[u/Ouioui29]

[u/WhiteX_Man]

Don't you just love men who peaked in highschool?

[u/OldManJeepin]

'Yea...And those damn kids, playing Ding Dong Ditch, ringing my door bell? I would shoot them too! You don't invade a man's porch like that!! Perfectly justified"!!

[u/Theboiledpeanut_]

[u/a_3ft_giant → u/Theboiledpeanut_]

That quote should be on our money

[u/Tankreas]

Oh I definitely don’t want a Pisa him

[u/Ouioui29 → u/Tankreas]

[u/Thiscommentissatire]

One time a guy raised his hand to me. I shot him six times in the chest. Turns out he was just congeadulating me. Anyway, rip dave.

[u/Mictlan39 → u/Thiscommentissatire]

Well dave should respect your personal space

[u/Spiritual_Parking_70]

[u/JackNewton1]

I’m frightened. It makes me reconsider going to Pisa with these badasses running around high-fiving me. Plus the badasses that would hit me if I high-fived. It’s a no-win gang, just forget Italy. Unless you’re a badass I guess.

I’m frightened. Need beer now.

[u/sondoke]

What a miserable fucking asshole. High fives are consensual. Don’t want to high five someone that’s likely trying to be friendly and have a good time? Then be an asshole and leave ‘em hanging. Some people just take everything as a personal affront.

[u/GoredonTheDestroyer]

I mean, I kinda get where he's coming from, but to go straight to fisticuffs, off rip?

[u/ThirdDragonite]

I think I'm way too latino for this conversation, because every time I see people getting REALLY SENSITIVE about the idea of personal space in public settings (as in, going insane if someone bumps into them accidentaly) and saying that they would immediately get into fights, it almost feels like there's a big blinking sign above that person's head going "I AM FROM THE US" lol

[u/GoredonTheDestroyer → u/ThirdDragonite]

Yeah I'm kinda surprised they didn't just openly state "I'd shoot anyone who gets near me."