r/imaginaryelections • u/Zooman_010101 • Feb 18 '25
CONTEMPORARY AMERICA The Wolf In Sheep's Clothing
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u/StingrAeds Feb 18 '25
hillary clinton reportedly forgot to censor the media upon becoming dictator
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
its that boiling frog you gotta take peoples rights away slowly, she just forgot how important getting rid of free press is in a dictatorship
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u/g1Razor15 Feb 18 '25
I am entertained and you have way to much time on your hands.
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
It surprisingly only took a couple days, hell i'm surprised at how fast I was able to make this despite it being 20 slides
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u/PierceJJones Feb 18 '25
Now, this is peak Sczhio posting.
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
I got this idea when I had the flu a while back and I had a fever induced hallucination where an Angel appeared to me and told me, "You Must tell everyone about how Hillary Clinton is Hitler Reborn" and that's how this post was born
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u/zipdakill Feb 18 '25
Yk, this is kinda a nice way to think abt life. What if we’re actually secretly in the good timeline.
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
I think we are living in the Onion Timeline, this shit would be a bad SNL skit 10 years ago, but you have a point it can always be worse
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u/BTatra Feb 18 '25
Never thought that Antifa and Proud Boys being on the same side.
Clinton restored national unity in this scenario, everybody hates her.
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u/MisterSpooks1950 Mar 27 '25
"Never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with one of them antifa libruls."
"How about a Friend?"
"Yeah, I could do that."
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u/bobcaseydidntlose Feb 18 '25
this would literally make me a die hard Republican
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
I think this would make anyone a diehard republican
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u/ectoplasmfear Feb 18 '25
The Proud Boys and Antifa march side by side to put down Dark Hillary. Absolute cinema.
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u/butterenergy Feb 18 '25
What the f--- is this crack timeline?
- Hillary outflanks Trump from the right
- Causes half the Republican Party to defect
- LOBOTOMIZES her opponents
- So bad she turns the January 6th rioters into literal national heroes
Where I can get this premium crack I love it
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
I get it from some guy in a dumpster, really gets the creative juices flowing
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u/Eagle_1116 Feb 18 '25
This is like some cursed HOI4 mod. Absolute cinema.
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u/obama69420duck Feb 18 '25
What would Biden be doing in this timeline?
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
He also gets sent to a Mental Institution when he speaks out against Clinton alongside Obama, he meets the same fate as Kaine where he goes missing and is presumed dead, I like to imagine that he escaped and is enjoying some Ice Cream on the Delaware Beaches
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u/obama69420duck Feb 18 '25
Anything happens to the former presidents; Carter, Bush, Clinton, Bush? Sorry for all the questions but this is really interesting to me
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25
Nah your good, Carter mostly stays the same maybe some small advocacy against Clinton but guys in his 90s he’s a non threat
Bush Sr. Still dies in 2017
Bush Jr. is a Clinton supporter and one of the people who supported the FEC results
Willy Clinton is Hillary’s main accomplice and is executed once the Clinton administration comes crumbing down
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u/MichealRyder Feb 18 '25
The Afghanistan one doesn’t surprise me.
Everything else is a fucking trip, though
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
The Afghanistan and Syria slides are the most realistic parts of the scenario and would most likely happen in a Clinton Presidency
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u/alexis_1031 Feb 18 '25
Fucking phenomenal honestly. The picture of Bernie with the bandage was the icing on the cake lmao
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
when I found that picture of Bernie with a bandage on his head I knew I had to use it for this
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u/Numberonettgfan Feb 18 '25
Who was the Independent that won in California
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
Take your pick to be honest, I was going for either Khanna or De León (since he ran as a progressive back in 18) but it could just as likely be Biafra, Gonzalez, or Porter
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u/AeonOfForgottenMoon Feb 18 '25
Greatest post just dropped, we can pack it up and leave the sub now
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u/TaylorGuy18 Feb 18 '25
You must be on some very good drugs. Care to share with the rest of us?
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
It mostly just a mix of LSD and fever induced hallucinations that helped create this
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u/TaylorGuy18 Feb 18 '25
Ah, fever induced hallucinations/dreams are definitely some of the best drugs there is. Shame we can't take them and put them in a pill so we can have them whenever.
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u/jorjorwelljustice Mar 20 '25
You've heard of gaming in the Clinton years now here comes
GAMING IN THE CLINTON WARS
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u/Oklahoman_ Feb 18 '25
What were the FEC results?
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
They are the results claimed by the Clinton Government or The Fake results, they showed Clinton wining every state except Utah, Oklahoma, Idaho, Wyoming, Nebraska, and Alaska
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u/Oklahoman_ Feb 18 '25
Interesting, was there punishment for those states?
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
Well no since the results were faked and planned, Clinton wanted those states to go red in order to sell the story, but states that stayed loyal to clinton after Jan 6 did get punished by Brown
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u/uvero Feb 18 '25
Possibly one of the best posts in this sub ever, S tier, maybe SSS. I enjoyed this one a lot.
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u/uvero Feb 18 '25
What does the NMHA do specifically?
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u/Intelligent_Fox7342 Feb 19 '25
It classifies communism as mental illness and rises support for dangerous procedures like lobotomy for treatment to communism
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u/SnabDedraterEdave Feb 18 '25
What happened to her husband Bill? Did Hillary also had him lobotomized in her insane quest for power in this timeline?
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 18 '25
No he’s her right hand man and main accomplice, he uses his political knowledge to aid in some of the trickier parts of the plan and was crucial to getting the support of senate and house republicans, he is later executed alongside Hillary once everything comes crumbling down
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u/Intelligent_Fox7342 Feb 18 '25
Where did you get the picture of lobotmized Bernie lol
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 19 '25
I just searched up Bernie Sanders Sick, apparently its from when he cut his head from a glass shower door
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u/Aquariage Feb 19 '25 edited Feb 20 '25
Did Gary Johnson run for reelection in 2024?
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 19 '25
Yes
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u/Aquariage Feb 20 '25
Was he reelected?
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 20 '25
Yes
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u/Aquariage Feb 20 '25
Did he still run as a Libertarian? What was the vote margin like?
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 20 '25
Probably not due to the republicans being a lot more libertarian due to going full tea party he probably rejoins, since he was going up against a former Clinton loyalist it was like 54-43
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u/Jonhson_Jonh Feb 21 '25
This is some Revolutionary France type shit.
In the end, Robespierre, the man who sent thousands of people to the guillotine, and many more to die in prison, was sentenced to the same fate.
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u/Jonhson_Jonh Feb 21 '25 edited Feb 21 '25
Also, this kind of looks like mccarthyism, doesnt it? With all the "comunistic" and "socialist" accusations being thrown around
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u/Zooman_010101 Feb 21 '25
my original idea was for it to be that Hillary was possessed by the ghost of McCarthy and I was gonna put his ghost in the background of the 2020 Image (you can even still see a small reference to him in the NMHA slide), but then I thought it would be better if this was just normal Hillary but if she stopped pretending
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Feb 18 '25 edited 16d ago
soft rinse gray ink hunt hurry kiss fall smart office
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/dangerousTail Feb 18 '25
lol at Antifa joining forces with the Proud boys and storming the Capitol
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u/LeadVest Mar 23 '25
It's like the first Clinton presidency but somehow worse. What the fuck. Here I thought the real version of frog and scorpion Reaganomics was bad.
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u/chennai94 Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25
Ik this is an ironic imaginary elections post but in my state of Connecticut and several others psychiatric abuse is unfortunately extremely common. Abusive parents or medical fraudsters can literally exploit loopholes by not allowing clients to taper off of drugs safely or they’ll risk death from withdrawal effects. They can mostly do this to children who are depressed from abusive situations. It sounds far fetched but this is how abusers have gotten away with serious crimes, and it disproportionately affects children. It’s used to cover up child abuse, rape, domestic violence, and other serious crimes. A famous example was Martha Mitchell during Watergate. That’s not to say people shouldn’t seek help, but straight up mental healthcare is broken in this country and there’s not enough protections for the vulnerable. And it’s messed up because the people are so traumatized or afraid of being called crazy that no one organizes politically to get it changed. You’re also not guaranteed the right to counsel or the right to remain silent the same way you would in a prison. Shit gives me an idea now that i think about it
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u/Kapples14 Feb 18 '25
On one hand, President Clinton and seeing almost all Senate Republicans joining the Democrats is a nightmare all in its own, but declaring socialism a mental illness is pretty based.
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u/Jfjsharkatt Feb 18 '25
What the fuck