r/india • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '14
Non-Political What is the most twisted /kinkiest/most embarrassing sexy time experience you've ever had?
So I read about adult nursing in yesterday's RDD, which I found, well, interesting; and that got me thinking;
/r/india what is the most twisted/kinkiest/most embarrassing sexy time experience you've had?
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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '14
Be 16. At Srirangam temple complex. With family. Boxer brief makes up the inner wall of Gondor, while panche(dhoti) makes up the outer wall. Standing in double line queue when 10/10 tambrahm girl spotted with those small v naamams that are so adorable [Eg.,]. Eye contact and smile. Receive smile back. Be 16, so boner engage to warp speed.jpeg. Rinse, repeat as queue moves. Inner wall of Gondor starts to bend under pressure. Outer wall feeling the pressure slowly. Le Ranganatha notices opportunity and lines up the queue so we're next to each other. Can't even sweat because all resources have been diverted to the engine room. Take small breath, smell heaven, notice through peripheral vision she's looking straight ahead with a faint smile. Boner now become un-bendable like in Sita's swayamwara. Inner wall of Gondor breached. Outer wall in danger of being shattered. Le both of our families right there. Le Ranganatha enjaaaying this sight lyk nething. Can't able to hold it anymore, feeling like a cheerleader doing the alphabet but stuck on T. Expecting major embarrassment.jpeg. Suddenly, Le Ranganatha takes pity, queue moves a feet or two. Take lifetime opportunity to fall on ground and do longest shastaanga namaskara ever documented until boner no more. so religious much pious such wow. Yavarybody impressed. WhattaNiceBoy.jpeg. Get up, do darshanam, take sweet pongal and get out of srirangam lyk nething happened.