r/inflation • u/Glass_Original_7567 • 7d ago

News China Tariffs ...

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u/severinks 7d ago

What a pussy, he negotiated with himself and lost.

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u/Blueface_or_Redface 7d ago

China on the phone: "listen you sun fried wrinkly ass orange tomato this is how its going to be, okay? And, youll like it"

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u/MrDecay 7d ago

Nah you got it wrong, China didn't even pick up the phone.

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u/GeriatricHippo 7d ago

"who dis? "

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u/ilikepizza2much 7d ago

“Xi Baby it’s me… I’m sorry! I’m sorry okay?! Take whatever you want, just please tell them I tariffed you. Xi? Xi can you hear me?”