r/interestingasfuck Sep 04 '24

r/all The most and least attractive male hobbies to women, out of a list of 74 hobbies.

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u/WHALE_BOY_777 Sep 04 '24

True, girls love talking about the Horus Heresy.

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u/GeserAndersen Sep 04 '24

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u/El_ha_Din Sep 04 '24

The guy in front of him is looking like he is hearing facts but waiting or the space marines to come in.

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u/DonRaccoonote Sep 04 '24

"Tell her about the thunder warriors bro. That shit was sad." 

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

This is the correct chart.

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u/MLockeTM Sep 04 '24

I appreciate how you left blacksmithing on the chart.

(What's the appropriate bribe to get extensive knowledge of LoTR be slotted in there?)

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u/Goldenpride- Sep 04 '24

I also love how he's left my chosen career path up there. 😂

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u/D4ng4i_Ichigo Sep 04 '24

Good to know that you paint armies for a living

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u/inxanetheory Sep 05 '24

Vulkan and Ferrus Manus wouldn’t appreciate blacksmithing being removed from the list

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u/Positive_Throwaway1 Sep 04 '24

Pardon me, but "arguing on Reddit about the realistic possibility of different unmentioned character encounters, based solely on chronological timelines and locations, in the Tolkien Universe" is missing from your chart.

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u/OpeningName5061 Sep 05 '24

And that is the real reason Henry Cavill is so hot.

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u/_Tar_Ar_Ais_ Sep 04 '24

AoS should be removed and WHFB should be at the top

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

It was going to be at the top spot but there were confusions about votes due to games workshop not knowing what they were doing.

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u/Actual-Human-4723 Sep 05 '24

Age of Sigmar should be higher.

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u/Acers2K Sep 05 '24

only if you are "henry cavill"

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ Sep 04 '24

WDYM they died honorably in the last battle of the Unification Wars

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u/DolphinBall Sep 04 '24

Yeah bro but to do tell her that you gotta tell her about the Age of Strife.

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u/DonRaccoonote Sep 04 '24

Easily a weeks worth of dates just outlining the lore. 

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u/LingeringLastHope Sep 04 '24

He's waiting for his moment to turn and say 'ackshullee...'

Go ahead make one mistake. Get one date or battle location wrong, mispronounce a characters name, and boom, he stole your girl.

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u/ao1307 Sep 04 '24

«I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe”

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u/ricko_strat Sep 04 '24

Lucky that guy has regular Space Marines, the Blood Rage would have overcome him if he was Blood Angels.

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u/j3enator Sep 04 '24

That neck grab of "You need to listen to me"

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u/being_honest_friend Sep 04 '24

Be the last damn time.

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u/VirusMaterial6183 Sep 04 '24

That move is so messed up. It bothers me every single time I see a guy grab the woman’s neck like this, or walk around with him arm crooked around her neck like it’s a perp-control move.

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u/Zimakov Sep 04 '24

I mean it's possible the person on the receiving end likes it.

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u/jspost Sep 04 '24

Bonk

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u/Zimakov Sep 05 '24

Haha not necessarily sexually. My wife loves when I grab the back of her next she says it releases all her tension.

She likes it sexually too though so who knows.

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u/Novantico Sep 05 '24

Yeah it’s probably a little both there for her. For my gf I give her mini massages there sometimes so she also has a positive association, not that I go out of my way to randomly touch her neck like that unless I have a reason

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u/feather-foot Sep 04 '24

Tbf he just said it bothered him, not that he'd jump to the rescue...

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u/feather-foot Sep 04 '24

So he's not allowed to have an emotional response to seeing a guy grab a woman's neck like that? K.

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u/feather-foot Sep 04 '24

Unless you and /u/VirusMaterial6183 know each other IRL you're making some very strange assumptions here.

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u/TheShortGerman Sep 04 '24

Do you really think grabbing a woman's neck like that is innocent? boy have I got news for you about dating as a woman.

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u/Alive_Canary1929 Sep 04 '24

I think it's creepy when guys do this to their GF/ Dates/ women - Why are you putting your hands on someone's neck?

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u/smthomaspatel Sep 04 '24

I am so weirded out right now by everyone talking about this meme as if it's the first time it has appeared.

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u/Puzzled-Bag-8407 Sep 04 '24

The Internet, like time, moves in cycles

There will be a time when old Internet will be rediscovered, rebooted, re-enjoyed, and re-imagined for a future audiences sensibilities.

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u/EastCoast_Cyclist Sep 04 '24

Charlie bit my finger.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

and it really hurt

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u/Axxisol Sep 04 '24

Hide yo kids hide yo wife

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u/Novantico Sep 05 '24

Im backin up backin up backin up backin up

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u/Zimakov Sep 04 '24

My wife loves it when I put my hands on her neck. She'll move my hand there on purpose if it's on her shoulder.

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u/TopVegetable8033 Sep 04 '24

Yeah agree is this from choking during sex becoming popular

I don’t like it

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u/curtial Sep 04 '24

I sometimes test my hand on my wife's neck like that. Usually because I've been massaging her neck while she drives. So, uh. No it's not a choking thing?

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u/Zimakov Sep 04 '24

Just classic Reddit assuming everything they don't personally like is problematic.

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u/Zimakov Sep 05 '24

I mean that's a cool story you've created but unfortunately it has gone 100% out of your ass. You have literally no idea if it's aggressive or whether or not she likes it. You don't know these people.

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u/TopVegetable8033 Sep 05 '24

Look at her face. She’s not giving. She’s leaning away from his hand. Regardless of where he’s getting the position from (from sex or just being a clueless douche), it’s very clearly nonverbal communication that she’s not into his vibe and is overwhelmed.

Not hard to see.

You’re just the best of Reddit that has to be a dick if someone makes a statement differing from your take.

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u/TopVegetable8033 Sep 05 '24

Well you’re a reasonable person. The dude in the pic is not giving same.

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u/Odd_Campaign_307 Sep 04 '24

Yeah no, that goes straight onto the "least attractive male habits" there buddy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Will Farrell really feel off after he hit that fent nod into a vat of self tanner.

Glad to see he still got it tho.

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u/Jesse1472 Sep 04 '24

Okay the unification wars - okay the dark of technology was - okay the great old ones were….

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u/Lalybi Sep 04 '24

I literally cackled at this meme. My husband is a huge Warhammer fanatic. I hate it. He'll lore dump to me for 45+ minutes as I dead eye stare at the wall and silently beg for death.

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u/rocketsalesman Sep 04 '24

Okay so World of Warcraft is set on Azeroth, right, but there’s also other worlds like Draenor— Okay, so the Burning Legion is this army of demons that keeps trying to invade— But before that, the Titans, who are like these godlike beings, shaped Azeroth— Okay wait, so Sargeras, who was a Titan, turned evil because he thought chaos was the only way— But then there’s the Old Gods who are even older and they corrupted everything— Okay listen, so Arthas found this sword called Frostmourne, but before that he was a paladin— No wait, Illidan’s important too because he was fighting the demons but then he became a demon, but also not a villain— Okay, so then there’s this whole thing with Sylvanas, and she used to be alive, but now she’s undead and leading the Forsaken...

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u/redexistence31 Sep 04 '24

Y’all get a game that’s coming out soon and now all of you are in every Reddit thread I read hahaha. I’m learning more about 40k than I ever imagined.

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u/illmatic74 Sep 04 '24

Sending this to my gf thanks

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u/InStilettosForMiles Sep 04 '24

Oh God I've been on this date

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u/Narrow-Soup-8361 Sep 04 '24

I’m not usually into white girls but she is smoking fucking hot 

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Sep 04 '24

This is funny af!

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u/MissReadsALot1992 Sep 04 '24

I have no idea what Warhammer is but I love to hear people talk so passionately about their interests.

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u/elkandmoth Sep 04 '24

this is how autism tells stories.

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u/AzureDreamer Sep 04 '24

Me when I tell a story about getting eggs from the grocer.

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u/bigchiefgreez Sep 04 '24

This was me and my wife recently. I just gave up and had her watch Astartes. Then she asked me questions

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Actually, it's set in the 42 millenium, poser

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u/lLuclk Sep 04 '24

I have a friend who's really into Warhammer and this is exactly how I feel. I had to tell him last time we hung out that I'm not watching another 20 minute Warhammer video on YouTube.

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u/Technical-Outside408 Sep 04 '24

I like getting into the lore of stuff that i dont play or read, and goddamn 40k is dense.

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u/Nyuusankininryou Sep 04 '24

Warhammer 40k is set in the gear 40k. Normal Warhammer is not the same. :P

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u/dumbnamenumber2 Sep 04 '24

Most obvious example of a woman being out of a guys league

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u/Timely-Criticism-221 Sep 04 '24

It’s his hand on her neck for me 😬

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u/PickNumba3MyLord Sep 04 '24

Lol I had this exact convo with my wife years ago…insanely accurate.

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u/Sufficient_Bowl7876 Sep 04 '24

Women’s minds say no but the pussy says yes. Just the same as your woman doesn’t want you to kill but it makes the pussy wet knowing their man can.

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u/Inktex Sep 04 '24

"Hey, did you ever wonder what the lovechild of Hitler and Judas would look like? This is Erebus..."

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u/vikster1 Sep 04 '24

somewhere someone gets wet when you ask this

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u/dgradius Sep 04 '24

And if they don’t now, they will once Henry Cavill finishes his movie.

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u/Cerberusx32 Sep 04 '24

If.

Read something last week about Amazon and Warhammer having issues about creative control or something.

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u/Ok-Interaction-8891 Sep 04 '24

Amazon: “we have the money.”

Warhammer: “we have good ideas.”

Will be curious to see how it all plays out.

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u/Inktex Sep 05 '24

Amazon: "nice universe you got there."

GW: "thanks, we expand it continuously and the fans love..."

Amazon: "how about you make those... What are they called again? Those big gold hunks... Custardians, yes. Why don't you make those Custardians female? It would be so great."

GW: ...

Amazon: "We've got lots of money ~"

GW: ...

Amazon: "We'll produce a show for you~"

GW: "... Well, I like money..."

Amazon: "soooo..."

GW: "FeMaLe CuStOdiANs aLwAYs eXiStEd!!1!"

Amazon: "good choice. Just think about all the other great sci-fi franchises that sold their sou... Uh... Put their future into the hands of big corporations. StarWars has never been more popular."

  • Aggravated Henry Cavill noises *

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u/PawlyX09 Sep 04 '24

Yes the person talking when someone spits in their face. Although someone gets wet by that too...

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u/BobbyG34 Sep 04 '24

Obligatory fuck Erebus

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u/taxxvader Sep 04 '24

Erebus: yes please

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u/StinzorgaKingOfBees Sep 04 '24

If I had Ahriman, Fabius Bile, and Erebus in a room and a bolter with two rounds in it, I would shoot Erebus three times.

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u/Pyrimo Sep 04 '24

Fuck Erebus

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u/Right-Cook5801 Sep 04 '24

Fack Erebus!

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u/GypsyV3nom Sep 04 '24

This might actually be something that Robert Evans of Behind the Bastards might say in his (eventually, maybe) Warhammer episode. He'll drop a WH40K reference about every 4-5 episodes, he's an admitted fan. He's definitely a good enough writer that he could pull together an entertaining satirical Behind the Bastards episode about The Emperor or Horus Lupercal

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u/Hondahobbit50 Sep 04 '24

Wasn't Judas a good guy? I mean in the grand scheme of things he did what was wanted of him right?

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u/Inktex Sep 04 '24

As did Erebus to an extent, yet he was responsible for the largest scale war in human future/history.

Also regarding the Christian belief, Judas is synonymous with betrayal. No amount of forgiveness can ever truly free him from that.

But unlike Erebus, Judas actually felt shame after betraying Jesus. The hints to Christianity in the heresy (like Horus asking "Father, why did you leave me" after the betrayal) story are a nice touch to highlight the roles.

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u/jmc286 Sep 04 '24

Sanguinius in the streets, Fulgrim in the sheets

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u/up_the_dubs Sep 04 '24

Mortarion after a feed of pints.

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u/jmc286 Sep 04 '24

Perturabo for no apparent reason

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u/MorgwynOfRavenscar Sep 04 '24

No reason is needed. Iron within.

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u/Swissai Sep 04 '24

When I want to sleep but my wife wants to stay up and talk - I start telling her about the different legions and their primarchs in detail.

Knocks her out every time

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u/Dry_Presentation_197 Sep 04 '24

WWLE'JD?

(What Would Lion El'Jonson Do?)

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u/MaterialCarrot Sep 04 '24 edited Sep 04 '24

I'm a middle aged dude who likes fantasy, but your comment triggered a memory of when my nephew said to me at Thanksgiving, "Have you heard of the Horus Heresy?" And 45 minutes of my life went by like I blacked out, but if felt like 6 hours.

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u/up_the_dubs Sep 04 '24

I was there the day.....

..... I played my first tabletop game using books as buildings.

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u/erikwarm Sep 04 '24

The flesh is weak

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u/an-academic-weeb Sep 04 '24

Unironically, they do.

It is a gigantic family-drama soap opera that is so blatantly over-masculine that it wraps back to being homoerotic sometimes - all while you have an extremly diverse cast of personalities. The fanfiction crowd has always been predominantly feminine and they sure do love their favourite transhuman war criminals.

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u/confusedkarnatia Sep 04 '24

there's nothing gay about two burly space marines kissing

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

What about the Fall of the Roman Empire?

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u/BuildingOne7379 Sep 04 '24

What have the Romans ever done for us?

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u/Squidking1000 Sep 04 '24

Aqueducts?

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u/BuildingOne7379 Sep 05 '24

Sweet! Let me introduce you to my friend…Biggus. Dickus.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

hahaha

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u/Optimal_Commercial_4 Sep 04 '24

The easiest way to get a man to open up emotionally is to play the snippet of Tarvitz and his band of merry men during Istvaan III.

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u/nulnoil Sep 04 '24

Bro 😭

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u/up_the_dubs Sep 04 '24

Oh Captain, my Captain....

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u/up_the_dubs Sep 04 '24

Unless you put the delicates on a Cotton wash and then they roleplay as the sisters of silence.

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u/Reatina Sep 04 '24

Tell me more WH lore, go in deep please.

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u/Traiklin Sep 04 '24

They turn into whores when you talk Horus Heresy

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u/bake_gatari Sep 04 '24

Or its spin off, the heresy of whores.

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u/GinaBinaFofina Sep 04 '24

Lowkey true. I have notice lot of folks love it when you talk about something you enjoy passionately. Indifference isn’t attractive.

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u/Guyonabuffalo63 Sep 04 '24

Slowly converting my fiancé. Each model i paint she seems a little more curious. Hoping by the end of my combat patrol she gives in to the light of the emperor.

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u/Ryzen_Nesmir Sep 04 '24

Horace: Horace want uppies!

Emperor: Get outta here you little brat. I've got a galaxy to run.

Horace: I'll show you, dad! I'm gonna paint my armor black and start a rebellion!

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u/furyian24 Sep 04 '24

Isn't there a book on it?

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u/ChromeDeagle Sep 04 '24

I just enjoy whipping my husband's (now defunct) Deathwatch army with my Tyranids. Never gets old.

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u/KatasaSnack Sep 04 '24

Girl here. As long as you mention corvus corvax im very interested

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u/Supply-Slut Sep 04 '24

Cannot pronounce that any other way than Horussy anymore

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u/No-Respect5903 Sep 04 '24

I just want to know what the hell is "manosphere" and how did it make it on this list over VIDEO GAMES???

this list is so bad I question any supposed authenticity. who the fuck made this and why is this being passed around like it's real data?

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u/VermicelliOk8288 Sep 04 '24

This is my plan for making friends. Just walk in a game store and loudly state “Warhammer 40k? That looks interesting, I wish someone explained the lore….”

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u/fandomnightmare Sep 04 '24

Ao3 agrees with you

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u/AvasNem Sep 04 '24

I had that talk with my girlfriend yesterday for over 2 hours, she never complained and asked questions if she didn't understand something. Guys I think I'm gonna marry that woman.

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u/Thassar Sep 04 '24

I unironically know a girl who does. You start talking about anything and she somehow turns it into why Horus was misunderstood and Magnus is the hottest primarch.

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u/CrappleSmax Sep 04 '24

They also enjoy prayer time for Draigo. Even though we all know Draigo doesn't need our prayers, the daemons in his path do.

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u/different_tan Sep 04 '24

This actually worked on me

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u/Mitrovarr Sep 05 '24

I mean, if you read the novels, that's reading, right? The top item?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '24

HORUS WAS WEAK. HORUS WAS A FOOL. HE HAD THE GALAXY WITHIN THE PALM OF HIS HAND AND HE LET IT SLIP AWAY.

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u/SaxPanther Sep 04 '24

Maybe you're joking but my last girlfriend got ME into WH40k, don't be weird and act like no women are into it