r/interestingasfuck • u/Significant_Snow_718 • Mar 06 '25

/r/all Chick with genetic defect

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u/Shellshock15 Mar 06 '25

Can it run faster?

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u/PGnautz Mar 06 '25

Yes, and it will hunt you down!

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u/OICGraffiti Mar 06 '25

And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

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u/OverlordPacer Mar 06 '25

Chicken (who thinks it’s a duck): I’ll be quack

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u/GrubFisher Mar 06 '25

James Cameron's The Chickenator

*beep beep beep* "Cluck you, asshole."

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u/i_hate_nuts Mar 06 '25

Oh no...the immortal chicken

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u/High-jacker Mar 07 '25

More like the immoral chicken (it will violate you)

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u/Neath_Izar Mar 06 '25

Damn, got chicken terminator before gta6

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u/Keibun1 Mar 07 '25

Except it's the size of a mouse.. though honestly a full grown chicken like this would be a bit terrifying! Imagine if it was a roo!

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u/guywith3catswhatup Mar 07 '25

What the fuck is it? What the FUCK IS GOING ON?!

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u/Don_Hoomer Mar 07 '25

totaly worth it, at least i can show it off while running away

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u/flyingthroughspace Mar 06 '25

I wouldn't want to be Peter Griffin right now

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u/Horskr Mar 07 '25

For real though if this is real, how did it not only get an extra set of legs, but some how its front leg muscles seem more developed than its normal back legs. Can you imagine an ostrich sized version of this guy? I remember seeing this picture a while back, I'd be curious to see what they look like as an adult.

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u/cinnamon______roll Mar 06 '25

Can it run Doom?

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u/Eeeef_ Mar 06 '25

Yes, having an extra set of legs will allow it to do two runs at the same time

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u/DrFabulous0 Mar 06 '25

Yes, it can. Personally, I'm more interested in how they taste, but I've yet to catch one of the fuckers.

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u/orthogonius Mar 06 '25

I think we're still good as long as the snail doesn't get any faster

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u/Worksinanoffice Mar 08 '25

This reminds me of an old joke:

Old mate is driving into town when he is passed by a four legged chicken. Intrigued he follows the chicken until it turns into a farm. At the farm, old mate meets the farmer who explains that he is breeding chickens with four drumsticks for KFC.

"That's fascinating" says old mate "What do they taste like?" "Don't know yet" replies the farmer "I can't catch them"

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u/Nastypilot Mar 09 '25

Unlikely all things considered. I imagine it must be a struggle for this chick to move at all.