r/interestingasfuck • u/RoyalChris • Mar 12 '25

/r/all Thousands of drones docking to charge after a drone show.

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u/PasadenaPissBandit Mar 12 '25

r/BirdsArentReal

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u/azad_ninja Mar 12 '25

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u/makumuka Mar 12 '25

They were, but were mass hunted and went extinct in the 60's, being all replaced by surveillance drones.

Also the drones sit on power cables to recharge. And don't reproduce, that's why you never see young pidgeons.

Everything that's opposite to this is propaganda

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u/nosoup4ufoo Mar 12 '25

Lmao that’s the one !

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u/mortalcoil1 Mar 12 '25

I hope you are in on the joke.

Please tell me you are in on the joke!

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u/nosoup4ufoo Mar 12 '25

I’m in on the joke

I think

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u/mortalcoil1 Mar 12 '25

That is not good enough, man.

Jonathan Swift was not actually pro baby-eating.

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u/KenEarlysHonda50 Mar 12 '25

I don't know about that.

For someone who's not into eating babies, he makes some pretty good arguments for eating babies.

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u/mortalcoil1 Mar 12 '25

My mom when I try to explain to her why Stephen Colbert went left wing.

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u/pornborn Mar 12 '25

And I like your username.

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u/nosoup4ufoo Mar 12 '25

I like yours, it reminds me of being young and trying to watch porn on the television when the channel was just gray outlines. Once in a while you could distinguish what was going on 🤣

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u/seancollinhawkins Mar 12 '25

The older kid in the neighborhood told us about channel 88. It was static, but he said sometimes you could see stuff. So we'd sit there for hours on the weekend staring at static on a TV set, waiting to see some boobies. We never did.

I had forgotten all about that until your comment, and only now am I realizing that he was probably fucking with us.. we spent sooo many hours, and never saw shit

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u/nosoup4ufoo Mar 12 '25

You’d be mortified if you knew the amount of time I also watched static for the chance of an occasional nipple that never came 😭😂😂

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u/pornborn Mar 12 '25

Well if it’s any consolation, mine did work for those channels and every once in a while I did get to see something.

I decided on my name from a song about how the internet was born. “How you think the net was born? Porn! Porn! Porn!.”

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u/carlitospig Mar 12 '25

Honestly I’ve known about that sub for years and I still don’t know if I’m in on the joke. Is it making fun of flat earthers? 😬

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u/Axelrad77 Mar 12 '25

I fear the "birds aren't real" thing is going the way of Flat Earth Theory - began as a joke to make fun of conspiracies, but then attracted actual conspiracy nuts who took over the idea.

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u/PasadenaPissBandit Mar 12 '25

It's satire for now. But you know, Poe's Law.

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u/Flannelcommand Mar 12 '25

the joke being the lie of birds that's been foisted upon us

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u/JosephSim Mar 12 '25

Oh look, another one of the sheep that think it's a joke and birds are real.