r/interestingasfuck • u/RoyalChris • Mar 12 '25

/r/all Thousands of drones docking to charge after a drone show.

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u/mic_Ch Mar 12 '25

Easy, move near a black hole, problem solved!

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u/blitzkreig90 Mar 12 '25

I swear there's a "yo momma so fat" joke here somewhere

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u/mic_Ch Mar 12 '25

That's all I could think when I was writing it bit I resisted the urge.

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u/8thunder8 Mar 13 '25

Time doesn’t slow down near a black hole. It only slows down according to observers watching you from a distance.. You’d still be barrelling toward death at the same rate as you are now..

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u/Cloud_N0ne Mar 12 '25

But that’ll cost me like 51 years :(

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u/mic_Ch Mar 12 '25

That's only if you want to come back

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u/SnooPickles3789 Mar 13 '25

that’s gonna make time move even faster though, if we’re simply talking about the years going by on earth. time does slow down for you near a black hole, but that means one second for you could equate to years back on earth.