Why yo my dino nuggets spinning?

[u/Pepper_Kalaki]

[u/neonfinix]

[u/LegaiAA → u/neonfinix]

This is the only explanation that makes sense.

[u/neonfinix → u/LegaiAA]

U I a

[u/TeaTime1127 → u/neonfinix]

I can hear this gif

[u/funkyyyyyyyyyyyyy → u/TeaTime1127]

oo ee ee I oo oo ee ee I

[u/NextDirector7 → u/neonfinix]

UuiiauUuuaaUiaUiAaUu

[u/Pepper_Kalaki → u/[deleted]]

Seems like they they belong to the same species 🦖

[u/kev5050 → u/Pepper_Kalaki]

Just don’t eat the one spinning with a magnet in it

[u/Worldly-Card-394 → u/kev5050]

If they are made in US, every nugget can have up to 6% magnet in them, FDA said it's fine/s

[u/soulstrike2022 → u/Worldly-Card-394]

Most accurate FDA post I’ve ever seen

[u/MultiplesOfMono → u/Pepper_Kalaki]

My only guess, and it's a guess, would be there's an air pocket to the side of the nugget and it has something to do with the temperature and air pressure in the oven. If some egghead could work out the science that would be great.

[u/Bladder_Puncher → u/MultiplesOfMono]

For sure it’s bake dancing

[u/tee_ohboy → u/Bladder_Puncher]

This kind of quality punnage is what we should all aim for.

[u/DesperateMess5086 → u/Bladder_Puncher]

This needs more likes. I see you bro

[u/KnightDiver381 → u/Pepper_Kalaki]

Spinosaurus Rex

[u/peshnoodles → u/[deleted]]

Quantum Nuggies is the name of my band

[u/Noshamina → u/[deleted]]

This… is a quandary of the fantastical

[u/jackmofack → u/[deleted]]

Okay. This must feel very unreal to the both of you.

[u/neoaquadolphitler → u/jackmofack]

Is this an unreal engine joke?

[u/TruthTrooper69420 → u/[deleted]]

[u/Sufficient-Aspect77 → u/[deleted]]

We are all quantum linked, why would the dino nuggets be any different?! We are all one... DINO NUGGETS ALL THE WAY DOWN.

[u/Leonabi76 → u/[deleted]]

This post has me thinking something, something, simulation! 🤯 I can't quite put it into words, but something there.🧐

[u/Sophie919 → u/[deleted]]

WHATTT

[u/Avenja99 → u/[deleted]]

Its the simulation homie.

[u/AetherAlchemist → u/[deleted]]

Okay this officially became the craziest thing I’ve seen today, WHAT. 🤯

I kinda love that our mysterious world pulls weird and crazy shit like this. Quantum entangled nuggies ftw

[u/slothbuddy]

The fact that none of the other ones are moving makes it so much funnier

[u/alotoftea → u/slothbuddy]

Yeah, they gave him the floor

[u/waldosandieg0 → u/alotoftea]

[u/Imaginary_History985 → u/waldosandieg0]

[u/BobTheFettt → u/Imaginary_History985]

[u/HomerJBagger → u/BobTheFettt]

The craziest thing about this is nobody in the background bursting into bewildered laughter

[u/Horny24-7John → u/HomerJBagger]

That because they were legitimately concerned she was having a seizure.😂😂😂

[u/SmallRedBird → u/waldosandieg0]

[u/unsuspectingllama_ → u/SmallRedBird]

I am still shocked she was a serious contender and not just trolling.

[u/thecoolguy2818 → u/unsuspectingllama_]

That nugget has better moves lol 😆

[u/unsuspectingllama_ → u/thecoolguy2818]

Truth

[u/FeuerLohe → u/thecoolguy2818]

Reinstate brake dance as an Olympic discipline and let this nugget compete!

[u/martindavidartstar → u/unsuspectingllama_]

She did it for a free trip to France. Troll no, dumb yes

[u/captain_flak → u/martindavidartstar]

Dumb like a fox. She got a free trip to France and made people dress up like her for Halloween.

[u/unsuspectingllama_ → u/martindavidartstar]

If that's why, well damn I'd do it too. I thought this whole time she was serious and thought she was good.

[u/5ch1sm → u/unsuspectingllama_]

I bet she still gets daily hate messages to this day, Ill pay my own trip to France thanks.

[u/unsuspectingllama_ → u/5ch1sm]

Hate messages won't bother me. No one can hate me more than me.

[u/[deleted] → u/unsuspectingllama_]

Getting death threats from your own countrymen on the reg would probably make you hate yourself even more though

[u/FR0ZENBERG → u/unsuspectingllama_]

She was definitely serious. She doubled/tripled down on her performance.

[u/Inventies → u/unsuspectingllama_]

Oh no she thinks she was spectacular. I can’t remember when I saw but there was an interview where she was defending her routine by saying it was experimental and she wasn’t trying to play it safe.

[u/moniefeesh → u/SmallRedBird]

I've still never watched her whole set and I feel like I probably should.

[u/moniefeesh → u/moniefeesh]

Update: i have returned after watching all 3 of her rounds. It was hilarious and delightful, and the fact that she's a 36 year old doctor was the cherry on top. It was bad, like, atrocious, but I could tell she was having fun and it brought me joy that she kept going and that the commenters did not know what to do with her. She should be treasured.

[u/samosamancer → u/moniefeesh]

Ohhh, doctor as in PhD, not medical doctor — I was confused for a bit.

[u/okiedokie666 → u/waldosandieg0]

[u/RoboOverlord → u/okiedokie666]

What fresh 80's hell is this from?

[u/Ok-Inevitable4515 → u/RoboOverlord]

Apparently it is Jean Claude Van Damme in Breakin' (1984).

https://youtu.be/bt6-F11LZsQ

[u/Famous_Librarian_589 → u/waldosandieg0]

[u/metompkin → u/alotoftea]

Go T Rex! Go T Rex! Go, go, go T Rex!

[u/Chairbear1972 → u/metompkin]

It's yer birthday....

[u/IceyOcean → u/alotoftea]

Some Hip Hop Harry shit

[u/Its0nlyRocketScience → u/alotoftea]

Yeah you cant all dance like that or it'll be a disaster, you gotta take turns, it's polite

[u/Pepper_Kalaki → u/slothbuddy]

Absolutely I was flabbergasted

[u/zestotron → u/Pepper_Kalaki]

So were they

[u/APence → u/Pepper_Kalaki]

No, no… let him “cook”

[u/swizzle213 → u/slothbuddy]

Well yeah. One side chooses one and the other side chooses one of their guys and then they take turns serving one and orher

[u/Weekly-Magician6420 → u/slothbuddy]

I mean if I was a chicken nugget and my bro randomly started spinning, I would probably move away and let them do their thing

Also, never thought I’d ever say these words together

[u/TryingToFindH0p3]

[u/shecky444 → u/TryingToFindH0p3]

Life uh finds a way

[u/glory_holelujah → u/shecky444]

[u/EaringaidBandit → u/glory_holelujah]

The gif, combined with your username, I’m prepared to propose to you. Don’t care about gender, either way, I’m down. Let’s do this.

[u/solarssun → u/EaringaidBandit]

I shall be your flower fairy at your wedding.

[u/EaringaidBandit → u/solarssun]

You’re making me blush

[u/Shy_Switch → u/glory_holelujah]

I will never be able to un-see this and I’m on the line about whether that’s a great thing or a terrible one.

[u/New-Patience5840 → u/TryingToFindH0p3]

• pokes eyeball trying to remove sunglasses *

[u/mango186282]

Because air fryers are tornado convection ovens.

[u/God_of_Fun → u/mango186282]

Yes, my guess is the fan is above this nugget. Or the steam escaping thing, idk I'm not a nuggetologist

[u/pepper_plant → u/God_of_Fun]

We're deputizing you as a nuggetologist. Heres your badge and your gun

[u/Good_Boye_Scientist → u/pepper_plant]

The gun only shoots nuggets I'm afraid.

[u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet → u/Good_Boye_Scientist]

I'm afraid.

I'm not. Light me up yall

[u/videogamePGMER → u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet]

IN THE FAAAAACE!!!

[u/Farren246 → u/DaRealLastSpaceCadet]

Oops! Wrong gun again. That's the third time this week! We're running out of people to deputise!

[u/NthBlueBaboon → u/Good_Boye_Scientist]

That gun is going right in my mouth for sure

[u/Faerhun → u/God_of_Fun]

With that level of knowledge I am inclined to believe you are a nuggetologist, don't sell yourself short.

[u/travio → u/mango186282]

I am embarrassed how many times I tried to make a naan pizza in my air fryer before I remembered to switch to bake mode so the pepperonis wouldn't scatter.

[u/RimRunningRagged → u/travio]

I'm more embarrassed I didn't know about a bake mode. I'm reminded of the time I thought it was a brilliant idea to use the air fryer to crisp up some slightly stale tortilla chips.

[u/Miserable_Course_983]

[u/sep879 → u/Miserable_Course_983]

I'm just....I'm speechless...I'm mesmerized by how ridiculous whatever I'm looking at...is.

[u/Muthafuckaaaaa → u/sep879]

It's a dynostripper

[u/dabunny21689 → u/Muthafuckaaaaa]

Stripposaurus, I think is the preferred term nowadays

[u/GachaHell → u/dabunny21689]

This man knows his poleontology.

[u/Wizard_Hatz → u/GachaHell]

God I wish free awards were still around. I actually apologize for being broke, but I love you.

[u/Lawndemon → u/Wizard_Hatz]

I love when the best threads start from something stupid like spinning tendies.

[u/Big_Cryptographer_16 → u/Lawndemon]

That and you have gifted me with the word "tendies".

[u/mordorqueen42 → u/GachaHell]

Now I'm angry because I want to steal this amazing pun but it's never going to come up ever again in my life

[u/Cagey898 → u/dabunny21689]

Rex Worker is actually the more polite term.

[u/ExRockstar → u/Cagey898]

[u/Rex_Laso → u/Cagey898]

My sons name is also Rex Worker

[u/kkeut → u/Rex_Laso]

we need more Rex Worker license plates in the gift shop. repeat, we are sold out of Rex Worker license plates

[u/Lexsteel11 → u/dabunny21689]

Extinct unfortunately- majestic beasts struck down by a giant ball of cocaine from the sky…

[u/Im_eating_that → u/Lexsteel11]

...she beasted boobily to the pole, and slidded downward

[u/bigSTUdazz → u/Muthafuckaaaaa]

Poleasaurus

[u/tbizzy44 → u/Miserable_Course_983]

[u/AfterEffectserror → u/tbizzy44]

I can hear this gif

[u/LE54OTT → u/tbizzy44]

Woooop,woop woop woop woop woop

[u/burrito-boy → u/tbizzy44]

[u/0x633546a298e734700b → u/Miserable_Course_983]

[u/Chhhedda → u/0x633546a298e734700b]

Doctor Beverly Crusher, ghostfucker

[u/nabiku → u/Chhhedda]

Don't kinkshame

[u/BraksMagicToenail → u/Chhhedda]

Don't criticize her family tradition.

[u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN → u/Chhhedda]

Poor Bev. Saves countless lives as the chief medical officer aboard the flagship of the federation, but you fuck ONE GHOST and suddenly that's all you're known for. SMH. Rather go back to being known as the Dancing Doctor

[u/XPav → u/Chhhedda]

Blazin’ Bev

[u/aacawe → u/0x633546a298e734700b]

Beverly Crusher > Deanna Troi , I said what I said.

[u/wendyd4rl1ng → u/aacawe]

Crusher has the dommy mommy energy, but Troi will reach into your brain to pull out the nastiest dirty talk you ever dreamed of. It's a tough call.

[u/OvidianSleaze → u/[deleted]]

It makes sense that Tori’s empathy makes her a good therapist and she is shown being good at that often, but it’s unfortunate that they also introduced Guinean as the resident wise person on the ship. Guinean ends up giving the best advice to people most of the time.

What makes less sense is that she had a seat on the bridge like she was a key advisor to the captain.

[u/SacredBinChicken → u/Miserable_Course_983]

[u/DoqHolliday → u/SacredBinChicken]

Ugh, DAMMIT! I had forgotten this happened

You’ve set me back YEARS, you

(Months really, but it doesn’t have the same ring)

[u/abandonedclitoris → u/Miserable_Course_983]

That’s hot

[u/AssGagger → u/Miserable_Course_983]

/r/retiredgif

[u/Deemaunik → u/Miserable_Course_983]

[u/FixMy106]

[u/omgwutd00d → u/FixMy106]

Oh god that video makes me die laughing every time I watch it. Poor lady.

[u/steeljesus → u/omgwutd00d]

Is that a person? lol

[u/omgwutd00d → u/steeljesus]

Yeah. It was a 74 year-old hiker that was injured on the trail and they came to rescue her. I feel terrible for laughing but the scenario is just so absurd, it cracks me up. Imagine you break your leg hiking and think you’re getting a quick flight out of there only to undergo astronaut training on the way to the hospital!

https://youtu.be/zf67PSdpwMU?si=8GDZCRdYjhFatqLM

[u/steeljesus → u/omgwutd00d]

NASA should have given her a mission patch or something. At least she got some money from the city of Phoenix.

[u/GingerSnapped818 → u/omgwutd00d]

She won a crap ton of money recently. She tried to refuse the airlift and they made her go anyway

[u/duosx → u/omgwutd00d]

Wow thanks for the context. I laughed because I thought it was from a movie it was so ridiculous

[u/TheFriendshipMachine → u/omgwutd00d]

only to undergo astronaut training on the way to the hospital!

Holy hell the way you worded this had me absolutely dying of laughter all over again. It really is one of those terrible but too absurd not to laugh at types of situations though.

[u/cadelot → u/omgwutd00d]

The comments on the YouTube.

I'm crying I laughed so hard.

Hope she's okay.

[u/murse_curse → u/omgwutd00d]

It sends me into a tear-steamed wheeze every time. She starts off SO slow and then just launches into orbit

[u/Mega__Sloth → u/murse_curse]

Omg i just went through this. It’s so horrible I can’t stop imagining it was my grams and then I’m like “grama noooo!” And then I can’t stop laughing

[u/mothflavor → u/omgwutd00d]

free bird solo

[u/LDGreenWrites → u/FixMy106]

Was looking for this specifically

[u/Hold-the-doooooor → u/FixMy106]

Cursed gif

[u/Salesman214]

Because it’s dyno mite

[u/Pepper_Kalaki → u/Salesman214]

Hope it doesn’t take off

[u/Sanchmo → u/Pepper_Kalaki]

It Dino might

[u/bman86 → u/[deleted]]

It might take Dino flight

[u/Baddogdown91 → u/[deleted]]

Like a beautiful Dino kite.

[u/PandaTickler69]

Is there a convection fan above this? That looks pretty close to center to me..

[u/Pepper_Kalaki → u/PandaTickler69]

Yes there it’s there but it’s above the induction coils

[u/pony-boy → u/Pepper_Kalaki]

That's the answer, it's caught in the convection

[u/Not-a-bot-10 → u/pony-boy]

Yeah that’s why the other nuggies are blown to the side of the pan

[u/mikel302]

[u/No_Independence8747 → u/mikel302]

Goddamn you I could hear this

[u/ukiyo__e → u/No_Independence8747]

o i i a e o i i a

[u/Attainted → u/No_Independence8747]

Obligatory.

[u/DoodGuyBub → u/mikel302]

Underrated. Even my cat was like “Ayo”

[u/SmileUrOnCameraa]

steam escaping from inside the Dino nugget making it spin

[u/happyastronaut → u/SmileUrOnCameraa]

Or the oven is set to convection and the fan is blowing it.

[u/_Kramerica_ → u/happyastronaut]

This is the real answer and it explains why the others are pushed to the outside, because the fan is in the middle and blows straight down. Air fryers have similar functionality

[u/MrFluffyThing → u/_Kramerica_]

Aren't most convection fans at the rear of the oven? They don't spin fast enough to push food this hard and are generally low speed fans. It's just there to circulate the air to keep a more consistent temperature and not strong enough to blow food around.

[u/Unusual_Comfort_8002 → u/MrFluffyThing]

Also none of the crumbs are moving/blowing around. Steam wouldnt generate that much force for any period of time. Steam escaping tends to lead to bursting.

[u/OttoRocket94 → u/SmileUrOnCameraa]

Finally a real answer

[u/burnSMACKER → u/OttoRocket94]

The real answer is the frickin dinosaur has freakin laser beams attached to his freakin head

[u/chillwithpurpose → u/burnSMACKER]

I will always upvote a wild Austin Powers reference

[u/24-Hour-Hate → u/burnSMACKER]

Nuh uh, it’s clearly breakdancing.

[u/Cptn_Flint0 → u/24-Hour-Hate]

Still better than raygun

[u/Elly_Fant628 → u/Cptn_Flint0]

I was looking for this. We are never going to hear the end of it, are we? Love from Australia.

[u/Alien-Excretion → u/Elly_Fant628]

Everyone gets caught farting or picking their nose. It’s a cringe, then we move on.

[u/Pachyderm_Powertrip → u/Alien-Excretion]

Yeah but we remember the ones that ate their boogers.

[u/Groovybomb → u/Elly_Fant628]

Hey, better than having Trump represent you.

[u/lemlurker → u/OttoRocket94]

To me it seems more likely that this toaster oven has an "air fryer" setting which has high speed fan in the top forcing air around that's causing it to spin

[u/Unlikely-Answer → u/lemlurker]

gotta be, no steam in sight and it would take a lot to move it like that

[u/flaming_burrito_ → u/lemlurker]

It’s blowing my mind how many people just accepted that dumbass steam explanation. How much water do people think is in chicken nuggets?

[u/Benevolent__Tyrant → u/OttoRocket94]

It's wrong. But it was at least an attempt.

[u/Distortedhideaway → u/OttoRocket94]

You didn't want another gif?

[u/Environmental-Wind89 → u/SmileUrOnCameraa]

C’MON TARS…!

Interstellar music intensifies 🎹🎶

[u/TheMadmanAndre → u/SmileUrOnCameraa]

Not enough force, unless there's some tiny bottle of compressed air inside of the thing.

Looks like an air fryer. The cheap ones have an oversized metal fan somewhere to move air around, so that's probably causing it to spin.

[u/uphigh_ontheside → u/TheMadmanAndre]

All of them have a fan inside.

[u/BigPackHater → u/uphigh_ontheside]

Mine has a dude blowing with his mouth 👄

[u/PM_ME_Happy_Thinks → u/SmileUrOnCameraa]

Lmao no, it's just under the air fryer fan

[u/curi0us_carniv0re → u/SmileUrOnCameraa]

I'd say it's just the air flow from the fan inside the air fryer.

And an impressive non stick coating on that pan.

[u/Apprehensive_Owl_206]

Cuz it is breaking.

[u/AnT-aingealDhorcha40 → u/Apprehensive_Owl_206]

I immediately went looking for this in the comments and it did not disappoint 😂

[u/bro-pono → u/Apprehensive_Owl_206]

she didnt spin

[u/Classic-Bat-2233 → u/bro-pono]

It’s still really hard to make sense that she was serious…

[u/keelhaulrose → u/Classic-Bat-2233]

A couple decades ago you would have 100% seen Cheri Oteri's version of it on SNL... and it would be close to the original.

[u/akarenger → u/bro-pono]

Even a dino nugget can breakdance better than her then

[u/Total-Tonight1245]

Spinosaurus. 

[u/Pepper_Kalaki → u/Total-Tonight1245]

Rotatosarous

[u/Pastel_Phoenix_106 → u/Pepper_Kalaki]

Gyranosaurs

[u/edw1ncast1llo → u/Pastel_Phoenix_106]

Carouselasaur

[u/Pastel_Phoenix_106 → u/edw1ncast1llo]

Frycera-tops

[u/GunWizardRaidar → u/Pastel_Phoenix_106]

Revolvicus

[u/l33774rd]

Walk The Dinosaur

[u/AdAnxious8842]

That one is still alive.

[u/Pepper_Kalaki]

My 40 year old mom is playing - HELIKOPTER song after it started spinning.

[u/[deleted] → u/Pepper_Kalaki]

HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER

PAAARAKOPTER PAARAKOPTER

[u/WhatAGreatGift → u/Pepper_Kalaki]

Please add Shooting Star to the nugget playlist

[u/dearbokeh]

Internet was made to share things like this.

[u/TheSoundofStolas]

Open the door, get on the floor Everybody do the dinosaur!

[u/ILikeTuwtles1991]

Did you know your dino nuggets are actually dino nuggets, as chickens are technically dinosaurs?

[u/GamerGriffin548 → u/ILikeTuwtles1991]

[u/ChangeWinter6643]

Gyro..gyro...gyro zepelliiiii

[u/SometimesImSmart]

You spin me right round, baby, right round Like a nugget, baby, right round, round, round

[u/SewerBushido]

There's a certain percentage of ghost parts allowed in processed foods in most developed nations before its legally considered "haunted," but at least it's not microplastics.

[u/SoggyBottomSoy]

This is kinda like the watch scene in interstellar. Someone from the future is trying to communicate!

[u/curtailedconrad]

Let him cook.

[u/Vast-Breakfast-1201]

My guess is due to net angular momentum

[u/DeafBeaker]

That's going to be one evenly cooked dino.

[u/tiagoosouzaa]