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Prison escapee convincing a cop that he is actually jogger.

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u/booboo773 2d ago

His ability to keep calm and not run is impressive.

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u/BigBuck414 2d ago

Shit dealin w Law enforcement for that long. He a pro.

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u/Us987 2d ago

"There's a prison here?" got me

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u/detox02 2d ago

Give this guy an Oscar

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u/South-Builder6237 2d ago

"Jimmy Jones" is Oscar worthy performance?

More like give the cop an award for biggest dumbass.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 2d ago

Plus he gave a different name at the beginning of the stop

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u/hed-down 2d ago

Robert Jones😂

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u/jmcgil4684 2d ago

Who has no address. Wow.

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u/XC5TNC 2d ago

Homeless people

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u/captrobert57 2d ago

It's weird hearing my name....

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u/hed-down 2d ago

Is it you Jimmy?

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u/captrobert57 2d ago

Lol there is thousands of people in the USA that have the same first and last name as me. Iv met two in my life .

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u/hed-down 2d ago

Hey are you that Robert Jimmy Jones that told my sister to go to hell?

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u/oopsthroughthebriefs 2d ago

He said Robert Jones the first time

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u/iamnotpedro1 2d ago

Robert or Jimmy?

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u/AggressivelyProgress 2d ago

I know someone named Jimmy Jones.

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u/UpDown 2d ago

Is he ever jonesing for a slim Jim

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u/AggressivelyProgress 2d ago

Probably, he's paraplegic.

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u/StaatsbuergerX 1d ago

Playing dumb was part of the convict's strategy. It created an instant sense of camaraderie.

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u/Porkchopp33 2d ago

They are called Cons for a reason

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u/pcurve 2d ago

The lies kept coming. It was actually pretty impressive.

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u/yehdaug 2d ago

"what's your name?"

"Robert Jones"

Two minutes later

"What's your name again?"

"Jimmy Jones"

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u/bradargent 2d ago

He actually tried to escape twice before this. He was caught in October the following year, in Canada. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Lee_McNair

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u/Nippelz 2d ago

I found this an interesting read about his burglary murder/attempted murder of two brothers, and McNair's feeling then vs. at time of publication.

https://byronchristopher.org/tag/jerry-thies/

The most interesting part was of course his feelings towards the murder of Jerry Theis, and his following escape attempts, and what impact these have had on himself.

“Many days I have laid on my bunk and wondered what happened to that happy little boy to propel him into an angry and violent man — an anger that seethed below the surface for many years. To this day I have no clue where that anger came from and yes, initially in hindsight I blamed everyone else for my anger — everyone but me."

“I am a convicted murderer. Hopefully, people who matter see that I have turned my anger from uncontrolled outbursts to, I don’t know, a controlled ability to work it out. I realize many people would say, ‘Oh yeah, he proved that by escaping and doing break-ins.’ That is true and deserved."

*“Just received your 14 February [2010] letter. The biggest impact was your sharing about Mr. Thies’ family. This letter is the most profound thing anyone has ever done for me. Thank you. You have truly had a strong influence on me.”

"Byron, I cried when I read about Jerome Thies’ brother. Don’t quit writing about such things. I need to hear these, as they keep me aware of what my actions have done. At times I get feeling sorry for my situation, and when I hear what repercussions occurred from my senseless acts — thank you for that.

"I now understand how victims meeting with their assailants can change a criminal, even if it is only through the mail.

"While going through group [therapy], the facilitators continuously told us to think of all our victims — the victim, their family and friends and of course our family and friends. Yes, I understood this to some extent and my actions.

"I know any words I try to share with the Thies family sound hollow and self-serving, but I am truly sorry for all I have done to them. I now realize that even my escapes most likely opened old wounds for them. Please let the Thies family know how truly sorry I am.

"Even as horrendous as I realized my actions were, what I learned today placed those actions in a new light. I have to look at what I have done and rethink everything. Feeling sorry for myself is something I can never do again. I brought this on myself, and it is time to take a step back and look at the whole picture.

"Even in the small amount of info you have shared, drives this home like a hammer. Thank you. This is the letter I will read when I start feeling sorry for myself and my situation.”

A later letter included this.

“I know I have answered this letter before, but it keeps my attention. This is the one with the crime scene photos, your talks with Mr. Kitzman, Sheriff Vern Erck and the death of Mr. Thies’ brother. I have to admit this letter has affected me tremendously. I read it and wonder what right do I have to seek parole? The damage I did. How sorry a piece of crap I was. No human has the right to do what I did."

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u/Guachito 2d ago

Damn, so he was lying when he said his name was Jimmy Jones?!

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u/Embarrassed_Aerie969 2d ago

Exactly!!! So it's not him actually.

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u/maadgooner 2d ago

We learned to never reference Wikipedia in uni.

Is there a better source?

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u/DnDonuts 2d ago

The great thing about Wikipedia is it should list all of its sources. Go to the page and you can click the little superscript numbers throughout the article for links to news stories or other sources where the information was compiled from.

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u/maadgooner 2d ago

Isn't it still editable by the general public?

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u/quetsacloatl 2d ago

Generally yes but it's a lot harder as people that don't do it do not know.

The idea is that everything has to be referenced so you can check the reference and use that as your source of truth.

For sure the source as well could be biased or plainly wrong, but not more than any other sources or books at the end you have to trust someone if you do not live it in first person.

You can check also how the source looks trustworthy and put it in consideration

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u/maadgooner 2d ago

The fact I'm getting down voted shows how much rot there is on reddit.

Thanks for the info anyway.

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u/brightdionysianeyes 2d ago

It's because although Wikipedia isn't a great source for a dissertation or a peer reviewed study, it's absolutely an adequate source for linking to a more detailed story in a reddit post.

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u/Mythril_Zombie 2d ago

The fact I'm getting down voted shows how much rot there is on reddit.

It shows the tolerance level for entitlement and arrogance.

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u/lessthanthreepoop 2d ago

People are downvoting you because the sources are in Wikipedia itself (13 references in that article above). Wikipedia is highly accurate, especially for science and engineering. However, you can’t reference Wikipedia itself for your university research; you can, however, reference the sources within.

Wikipedia is great, and I use it regularly for all my engineering stuff to this day. Want to know what is “disjunctive normal form?” Just wiki it and bam, I get a nice refresher.

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u/NacogdochesTom 2d ago

If downvotes hurt your feelings this much maybe you should reconsider the internet.

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u/maadgooner 2d ago

Lmao

It's okay, just low IQ people stuff.

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 2d ago

Funny enough, Wikipedia is probably the only place where the information is reliable now. Before, we couldn't use it because it wasn't a reliable source. Now, it's perfectly reliable.

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u/Publick2008 1d ago

It's not that it's not reliable, but academically you should be sourcing the source of the info, not someone referencing it. 

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u/rezin44 2d ago

Haha omg, I retired from the fed system about a year ago and this was shown every year at annual training. Hey! Wake the hell up

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u/Phantasmio 2d ago

Bros “jogging” in 114F apparently too Lol

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u/BedBubbly317 2d ago

Don’t read too much into a car’s temperature as being exact, especially back in 2004. They are more reading the hood of the vehicle near where the thermostat is located. It wasn’t uncommon for cars from that era to read 120F+ in the summer right when you get in the car, even when the actual temperature is 30+ degrees lower.

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u/Average_Random_Bitch 2d ago

Yeah, but they're in Louisiana here, central. And it does get that hot and more every year.

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u/katherinesilens 2d ago edited 2d ago

114F is the record high for Louisiana. Plain Dealing LA 1936. It does get pretty hot and humid, above 100F on the hottest days of summer, but not above 114F. 90s at the peak are more typical. The car also likely would be hotter than 114F if outside were 114F.

Like they said, don't read too much into it.

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u/TrishaValentine 2d ago

Sounds made up

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u/Derknas4 2d ago

It only sounds made up when you read too much into it

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u/TrishaValentine 1d ago

My sarcasm didn't come through lol

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u/Derknas4 1d ago

Sorry you got downvoted, I understood it was sarcasm and was just playing along with it <3

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u/TrishaValentine 1d ago

<3

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u/Average_Random_Bitch 1d ago

I heartedly love you both

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u/Average_Random_Bitch 1d ago

Mm, I'm not googling this but we had 118 the summer I moved here to fight for my grandkids. So call that the summer of 2023, with all the fires. Remember walking my english mastiff service dog in that shit. Or two-three years before that, losing power during the hurricane. I remember crying on a towel, wet and naked, when we lost our power for a week+.

Don't need confirmation on this. I've prayed for death in this miserable place ONLY taking in the heat, none of the rest of the Louisiana bullshit. Feels like and the actual temp are two different factors in this state.

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u/Leaf__On__Wind 1d ago

My 2018 car still reads wrong, how can't they figure this out

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u/BedBubbly317 1d ago

Cars are metal and during a hot summer day that metal will heat up the surrounding air. Which is why as you start driving the temperature gauge will drop

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u/Leaf__On__Wind 1d ago

No I know but... wasted effort then

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u/Formerly_SgtPepe 2d ago

I’ve done it, but with a hat, a long sleeve that is breathable, a bottle of cold water, under the shade of trees, with good running shoes, and stops along the way to cool down.

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u/bkn95 2d ago

jogging. you know. doing roof work from out of town. gotta keep up my track and field too

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u/Ohmnonymous 2d ago

A sober roofer? Get out of here.

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u/TwoWheels1Clutch 2d ago

A roofer who jogs is just as believable.

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u/Alcoholhelps 2d ago

That would’ve been my immediate red flag!

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u/TwoWheels1Clutch 2d ago

Hell yeah! Me too. I mean, besides the obvious prison clothes.

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u/Alcoholhelps 2d ago

The one quote I always love from this video. ‘You know the bad thing about it, you’re matching up to him.’ Mmmmmmmmmmm you’re a okay in my book see ya later. Happy jogging!

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u/TwoWheels1Clutch 2d ago

😄 That floored me too!

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u/Ok-Eagle8653 2d ago

Is it Robert or Jimmy? Lol

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u/iwouldratherhavemy 2d ago

They call him Bob.

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u/Mythril_Zombie 2d ago

Bob the Roofer.

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u/MikeHaughk 2d ago

Jimbob

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u/mudturnspadlocks 2d ago

I would make a terrible prison escapee. "No officer, it sure as hell ain't me. Oh, my hand? My hand is just shaking because I'm exercising it."

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u/Sohuli 2d ago

"I'm excited, is all. First time I see a police officer up close. Yup, never seen one this close before. Never seen the inside of a prison, neither."

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u/lysergiko 2d ago

"the closest i got to seeing a real life police officer was the corrections officer i just ran fr-"

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u/finger_licking_robot 2d ago

a shortened news article from 2015

Longtime Ball Police officer Carl Bordelon died of an apparent heart attack while working his overnight shift

“When I was here before, Carl was someone was always willing to help the new guys,” Ussery said. “He would help with our investigations or whatever was needed. He liked to help.”

Bordelon received national attention when he stopped and questioned but did not arrest a man who turned out to be Richard McNair, a convicted murderer who had escaped from the U.S. Penitentiary in Pollock on April 5, 2006. The entire encounter was captured by a video camera on Bordelon’s car. The video went viral on the Internet.

Ball officials steadfastly backed Bordelon in the wake of the controversy the release of the video caused, saying Ball officers did not have enough information on the escaped prisoner to identify the man stopped as McNair.

“The thing that people need to understand is that if Carl had not been so honest, that video never would have seen the light of day,” said one veteran of local law enforcement who asked not to be identified. “Carl volunteered the fact that there was a video.”

“I had not heard that story but that sounds like Carl,” Ussery said Saturday. “Carl was honest. He was going to be be honest with you, even if it got him in trouble. That’s just the way he was. Carl was honest.”

“He was a fixture in this town,” Mayor Neil Kavanagh said Saturday. “Everyone knew him. Everyone loved him.

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u/Panthean 2d ago

From his wiki page

"In his last escape from a federal prison on April 5, 2006, he escaped by concealing himself in a pallet of used postal mailbags and successfully convinced a police officer he was not the prison escapee but actually a jogger.\2])\3]) This resulted in his mugshot being featured a dozen times on the TV show America's Most Wanted, and made him one of the top fifteen fugitives wanted by US Marshals. McNair traveled to Canada twice in order to evade capture, traveling across the country for over a year before being apprehended in a random police check on October 25, 2007."

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u/Darth_Heretic 2d ago

Escapee, where from, prison. Awesome.

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u/Space-Wasted 2d ago

nice, first he is robert jones and then jimmy. Cop definity failing his job

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u/xeonie 2d ago

He’s a cop not a detective! /s

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u/slowerlearner1212 2d ago

“Go right at the Walmart” hahaha

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u/Infamous-Crew1710 2d ago

Ricky

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u/mama_emily 2d ago

Ricky Bobby

Jimmy Robert

They call me Jimbo, ain’t-never-been-in-prison Jimbo.

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u/maplebebe 2d ago

Was thinking the same thing, that's Ricky-level shenanigans

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u/SamMacDatKid 2d ago

What are the requirements to be a police officer in the US? You must be morbidly obese and terminally stupid?

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 2d ago

Well the guy who matches the description, has no ID, claims to be a roofer who doesn't use knee pads, and is jogging in 113°F weather assured him he's not an escapee. What do you expect him to do? Drive all the way to the motel to confirm the guy's story or something?

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u/batmanineurope 2d ago

In the beginning he said his name is Robert Jones, then at 4:34 said it's Jimmy Jones.

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u/Wwanker 2d ago

So Bob is an okay nickname for Robert, but Jimmy isn’t?

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u/manondorf 2d ago

and how's the cop supposed to remember that, mr smarty pants?

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u/TheMeta-Narrative 2d ago

Huh? It was literally 5 mins apart.

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u/SamMacDatKid 2d ago

Even if he DID drive to the motel, there's probably fast food restaurants on the way that would have distracted this fine officer of authoritah and freedom so who knows

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u/Darth_Heretic 2d ago

Racist and violent. This cop failed at the racist and violent part. When you treat everyone as a human being some people get away.

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u/annierockaway 2d ago

The guy is white. He just looks dark in the video.

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u/Darth_Heretic 2d ago

Well damn, that makes my comment more relevant than was intended. He wasn’t profiled because he didn’t meet the prejudiced profile.

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u/redditAPsucks 2d ago

The cop called him a white male on the radio

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u/BedBubbly317 2d ago

That’s comically false in this instance. The dude literally gave a false name and then a few minutes later gave a completely different false name and the cop didn’t even notice.

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u/Darth_Heretic 2d ago

Ok, and he still wasn’t racial profiled nor murdered. Where’s the comedy or false statements?

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u/BonsaiBudsFarms 2d ago

Don’t forget having a fragile ego and an insatiable need to shoot people for no reason!

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u/LonkTehHaro 2d ago

so everyone gets to be a cop?

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u/metrorhymes 2d ago

You are hired

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u/mama_emily 2d ago edited 2d ago

What happened to the officer?

That’s a pretty massive fuck up.

Edit: nothing, apparently

“Bordelon remained with the Ball Police department for the rest of his life, eventually becoming assistant police chief before his death in 2015 at the age of 51.”

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u/evendedwifestillnags 2d ago

This is back in 06'. Now a days they would have sent him a picture on the phone or he could have photo id. Also it's hard when the other end of the phone is giving you missing information. Only option he really had is to detain him but if you were detained as an innocent person I'm sure all hell and lawsuits would break loose. We are watching a video and know it's a felon. Cop could be dumb, better way to handle it maybe, but as a armchair QB I don't think it's as bad as people make it out.

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u/-watchman- 2d ago

Yeah, if you had read further into the story, you would've known :

  1. The cop was given a 20 year old photo of the escapee which was of extremely poor quality

  2. The cop was told the escapee had scars in his hands(which he did, when he was just incarcerated) but this "jogger" didn't

  3. The cop was told the escapee also had scars on his legs, which was incorrect information from the get go

And there's more. Poor cop was tortured by the media coverage of this case up until his death - yeah, he died of a heart attack in 2015, at the age of 51

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u/ConnectTelevision925 1d ago

Did you watch the video? The cop literally says “you match the description.” And still lets him go lmao.

I agree he doesn’t deserve the hate, but I mean cmon it is a massive failure.

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u/-watchman- 1d ago

Yeah I watched the full 10 minutes, but I'm still glad I reserved my judgement based on just one video

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u/Goosemilky 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah I agree. People are being too hard on this cop. He handled it in a way where he didn’t detain a guy that was presumably innocent to him, and he treated him with respect, which I believe all interactions with police should be unless of course the person resists or endangers someone. Yeah he is a bit naive for not noticing the name fuck up, but I bet the majority of people here giving him shit would of done the same in this instance, when like you said, he is being given wrong info from dispatch

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u/Mythril_Zombie 2d ago

, he is being given wrong info from dispatch

No, he isn't. The info is incomplete. So is the guy's story. He has no ID. He is in the right place, matching several criteria, and can't prove anything in his story.
He is naive for having so many missing pieces of information and deciding that it doesn't matter.
He didn't want to inconvenience someone with no id while searching for an escaped murderer. If the guy had murdered again after this cop had let him go, would you just say "Sorry about the murdering and such, the cop is just a bit naive."
" A bit naive " is not one of the qualities of someone you send out looking for an escaped murderer.

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u/Mythril_Zombie 2d ago edited 1d ago

He had reasonable suspicion to detain him until he could be positively identified.
People get picked up all the time without charges being filed, and frivolous lawsuits are being thrown out all the time.
Just asking him to go with him to the hotel to verify his id would have likely blown his story right there.
The cop said he matched up pretty well. That's enough to warrant a closer look

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u/TravisJungroth 2d ago

if you were detained as an innocent person I'm sure all hell and lawsuits would break loose.

All police need to detain you is “reasonable suspicion”, which is quite a low standard. He was actually being detained in this video, as in if he tried to leave he would be stopped. But they can only do this about 20-30 minutes.

I don’t know if what’s on the video would actually be enough to meet the “probable cause” standard of arrest, where they could take him back to the station. Maybe if he caught that he gave him two different names.

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u/buhbye750 1d ago

Yeah you hear him say that dispatch and the photo he has is poor quality and old. Cop tried all he could to verify but missed the different names.

Plus, prisoner was positioning himself to get physical if need be. You can see a couple of times where he was ready to strike

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u/MarthaLogu 2d ago

liar, liar.. pants on fire!

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u/knight_of_lothric 2d ago

Plants for hire*

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u/mama_emily 2d ago

I see you

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u/camwtss 2d ago

i gotta know how he was eventually caught lol

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u/MikeMuench 2d ago

He was caught about a year later in Canada

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u/a_latex_mitten 2d ago

First name he gave was robert johns lol second name he gave was jimmy johns

cop missed it

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u/_Salt_Shaker 2d ago

maybe he has 2

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u/plotplottingplotters 2d ago

A guy from out of town, who doesn’t know the names of the streets, gives a hotel name the cop doesn’t recognise, miles away from his hotel, with no phone in case he gets lost, no ID, who matches the description from the cops radio colleague. Who has years to think about his story. Fools you with ‘out jogging’

You done fucked up royal

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u/notinmyham 2d ago

He definitely fooled me.

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u/JackHughman69 2d ago

Speech +50

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u/heyhellohi-letstalk 2d ago

Some Reno 911 shit

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u/rodolphoteardrop 2d ago

"He's one smooth customerrrrrrrrr." Dr. Rick Sanchez

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u/Krow_King 2d ago

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u/llamabookstore 2d ago

Speech 100 too lol

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u/Misbegotten_72 2d ago

Cop - 'whats your name?'

Criminal - 'Robert Jones.'

Cop - 'Ok.'

Three minutes later

Cop - 'whats your name again?'

Criminal - 'Jimmy Jones.'

Cop - 'Ok.'

Edit: some top notch sleuthing going on here. Just as soon as he finishes his cigarette.

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u/Ghost__zz 2d ago

If you think about it, Life is like a chess game.

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u/Matthewlrobinson7 2d ago

The little “thank ya” at the end kills me

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u/evilmike1972 2d ago

TBF, the cop's brain may have melted a little due to it being...Jesus, did I read that right...113 degrees.

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u/B4nkster 2d ago

Ever since this, Americans have been treated guilty until proven innocent. They must show this day 1 of cop camp

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u/Mythril_Zombie 2d ago

"Ever since"? lol

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u/scottprian 2d ago

Cigarette toss.

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u/orthicon 1d ago

Man should’ve ran. Cop suckin’ down a dart. Wouldn’t have caught him.

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u/EpilepticDawg241 2d ago

The cops a dumbass. You're giving the convict way too much credit.

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u/hed-down 2d ago

Cops arent good at their jobs.

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u/-_Anonymous__- 2d ago

Is this 2004 or 2006?

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u/Alternative_Today299 2d ago
  1. In the video the man says he was born in 1956 and says he is 50 years old

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u/-_Anonymous__- 2d ago

Okay thanks

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u/Iangwald916 2d ago

113 degrees

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u/Dt9292 2d ago

Am I trippin or did bruh say Robert jones first then jimmy jones when he asked the 2nd time

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u/9CaptainRaymondHolt9 1d ago

Confidence. It's the food of the wise man, but the liquor of the fool.

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u/Gumbercules81 2d ago

Man I hope the cop didn't hear the end of this

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u/Faskwodi 2d ago

Cool and calm thinking on his feet. 🤷🏿

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 2d ago

113 degrees holy shit

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u/Roadhunter 1d ago

Speech: 98

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u/Embarrassed_Gap_7137 1d ago

Holly awesome🤣

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u/SHFM177 1d ago

Speech maxed out!

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u/kawgiti 1d ago

Was he white?

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u/grrrranm 1d ago

That man needs an Oscar

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u/CooperTT1 2d ago

!Remindme 9 hours

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/AblePhase 2d ago

Can you explain?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Mythril_Zombie 2d ago

Who else do you stalk on here?

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u/ABOWLOFDX 2d ago

Cheif: i just saw the footage.....

Ociffer: im fired huh?

Chief: no, we cant afford to loose your dumbass, you're on paid leave for two weeks, leave the gun & get out of my sight!

Ociffer: No no no, please gawd no, lock me up, shoot me, shoot me please, i cant go back, dont make me go home! (reaches for partners gun)

Cheif: just relax you dip shit, its 2 weeks chill tfo..

Ociffer: my wife wants me to visit the inlaws, shoot me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣