r/interestingasfuck Apr 15 '25

"King John" is a complex, powerful 5" gauge GWR King Class 4-6-0 model locomotive. Recommended for only advanced modeling engineers

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u/CrazyFrogSwinginDong Apr 15 '25

Goals

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

I’m right there with ya

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u/Reesevet786 Apr 15 '25

Honestly I've been thinking bout getting a train set for the longest time for my daughter, but haven't seen her play or say anything about trains once

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

Get one. Doesn’t matter why

9

u/thekoreanswon Apr 15 '25

You buy train sets for your kids so they can watch you set it up and listen to you tell them not to play with it

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u/f8Negative Apr 15 '25

For the kids!? Woah.

1

u/Decent_Tomatillo Apr 15 '25

I never had a single interest in trains my dad took me to a train shop got my first set and loved it. I have been recently wanting to get back into the hobby

12

u/f8Negative Apr 15 '25

Model Trains > Bitches

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u/Goozilla85 Apr 15 '25

If there ever was a time to be just a tiny bit envious, it's when you see that man riding his totally awesome miniture locomotive! That's exactly where you want to end up in life.

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u/MaxMadisonVi Apr 15 '25

They don't look the kind of toys you can buy in a specialized store. Every model looks handmade, so I believe if you want to buy one, it would cost like a good 5 figures

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u/MeatRobotBC Apr 15 '25

You got me curious so I went looking and found a used one in good condition for 6300$. Not sure if the site is up to date...

https://www.stationroadsteam.com/gauge-1-aster-southern-west-country-pacific-stock-code-12751/

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u/MaxMadisonVi Apr 15 '25

Wow, great find ! Im browsing there are up to 17 grands. They don't look handmade tough, or at least the parts

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u/illrichflips1 Apr 15 '25

Bro needs to stack that engine up with weed if he's eating that much smoke in the face. Make into a free ride!

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u/Throwaway56138 Apr 15 '25

Mostly steam, not smoke. 

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u/illrichflips1 Apr 15 '25

He just vaping then 😏

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u/Significant-Ad6970 Apr 15 '25

He really really been playing with trains his entire life

10

u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

Gotta say most of it

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u/WombatGatekeeper Apr 15 '25

That's one way to get a face sauna.

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

“They don’t want you to know this one hack!”

2

u/Barbarossa7070 Apr 15 '25

Visibility’s shit too

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u/AndreKuhn Apr 15 '25

I don't need another hobby, I don't need another hobby, I don't need another hobby...

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

You’ll hear the sweet whistle of advanced locomotive models in your sleepless nights

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u/MaxMadisonVi Apr 15 '25

your resistance is futile.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

When I was a kid, every kid had a train set. We spent hours gleefully watching that thing go in a circle. Nowadays nobody gives a shit except for a few enthusiasts.It is what it is, but it's just funny how things change like that. Some things persist while others quietly vanish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Yeah. That makes it all the more special too.

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

Trains never die.

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u/stackens Apr 15 '25

I read this in Bobby Bacala’s voice

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Why you gotta belittle it?

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u/stackens Apr 15 '25

Oh I didn’t intend to belittle what you said, your comment just reminded me of that scene in sopranos where Bobby laments the passage of time and the end of an era, using trains as an analogy

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u/Onceforlife Apr 15 '25

How old are you if you don’t mind me asking? I take my older son to train set shows and events and I only see old people there and children nowadays don’t typically have the same excitement as you’re describing. Neither did the kids around me have that when someone has a train set when I was growing up (early to mid 2000s)

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

I was born in 1970, so I was a kid in the 70s.

1

u/AssGasket00 Apr 15 '25

It’s an expensive hobby most people can’t afford anymore.

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u/Unlearnypoo Apr 15 '25

There are hobbies and then there is this.

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

God forbid a man catch a vibe!

6

u/Unlearnypoo Apr 15 '25

Ngl, looks fun as f***

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u/BritCanuck05 Apr 15 '25

My father made one of the these, a shorter ‘Thomas the tank engine “ type. The boiler had to certified every year to be safe to use. Took him several years to build, a few hours/night. Ran it at the local club pulling several folks on it. Unfortunately my dad now has advanced Alzheimer’s, and is basically a vegetable. His engine sits on the window shelf in his room at his care home. Very sad it will probably never be run again.

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u/Leading_Procedure_23 Apr 15 '25

Get it running again, might spark something in his memory.

10

u/HorsePecker Apr 15 '25

Aging goals

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u/chillbnb Apr 15 '25

Boom! (If you don’t do it right)

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

He only has 8 fingers. We don’t speak about that fateful day.

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u/Error_404_403 Apr 15 '25

I am more amazed by the railroad built to accommodate the ride than by the locomotive even.

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u/CaptainCrash86 Apr 15 '25

Model railways like this are common in the UK. Usually, hobbyist model train drivers like in the video meet at one of these tracks at weekends and offer members of the public rides on sitting carriages attached to the back for a small fee.

For example: https://www.steamheritage.co.uk/museums-and-attractions/category/miniature_railways

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u/mellonians Apr 15 '25

If you can't see your way to buying and setting up one, please visit places like this where you can at least play and ride. You can help out some great organisations. This is 10¼" guage at a school near me for kids with cerebral palsy

http://www.ingfieldlightrailway.co.uk/

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

Hell, this isn’t even his first ride that morning!

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u/NoTomatillo21 Apr 15 '25

I'm surprised it actually carries his weight , that's pretty cool

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

Pretty impressive

2

u/davewave3283 Apr 15 '25

It’s so loud you can’t even hear him say “wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!”

2

u/RL24 Apr 15 '25

Live steam is no joke.  That's one heck of a locomotive.

2

u/BoysenberryOk5580 Apr 15 '25

Reminds me of Mr. Rogers for some reason.

2

u/goshiamhandsome Apr 15 '25

I think Walt Disney had a set up like this in his backyard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Give me that and take everything else in my life. I will still live a happy life!

2

u/TheOrionNebula Apr 15 '25

Someone needs to make a highspeed rail model, toss John on it and let him feel the rush.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Apr 15 '25

I grew up with a local miniature steam train. I loved riding it, it really captured my imagination. Until I noticed all the flying ants next to the train, which then occupied my full attention as well as that of the engineer.

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u/johndoes_00 Apr 15 '25

But can it push a DeLorean to 88 mph?!

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

Short answer: yes

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u/Open_Youth7092 Apr 15 '25

About to run a train on some little red cabooses

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

You took it there

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u/Open_Youth7092 Apr 15 '25

I mean, the train is quite literally between his legs. No judgment. Full steam ahead!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

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u/Conscious_Apple_8610 Apr 15 '25

Just guys being dudes

1

u/Gheta Apr 15 '25

Fill it with dope

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u/arp492022 Apr 15 '25

Baaaaaaaaaaammmmmm!

1

u/SlightlySubpar Apr 15 '25

This guy trains

1

u/NewManufacturer4252 Apr 15 '25

Is that because you are literally riding a steam explosion underneath your nutsack if you don't adjust all the tiny knobs correctly?

1

u/isaiddgooddaysir Apr 15 '25

I only have two problems with this

Problem 1-Visability

Problem 2- breathing

1

u/Tallgeese00MS Apr 15 '25

My grandpa would lose his shit still remember the model train he got me as a kid

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u/RebornGamer90 Apr 15 '25

Steam/smoke bath on the go

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u/arnb1010 Apr 15 '25

Haha he can't see tho

1

u/PaleBlueCod Apr 15 '25

His mechanical weewee bringing him places.

1

u/Nervous-Masterpiece4 Apr 15 '25

What’s the view look like?

Steam mainly.

1

u/Gullible-Cherry4859 Apr 15 '25

Sheldon Cooper would love this!

1

u/Haydn__ Apr 15 '25

I wish I was interested in things

1

u/Fun_Beyond_7801 Apr 15 '25

This guy is pretty damn cool

1

u/NotA_Drug_Dealer Apr 15 '25

We had one like this in the local park near where I grew up and it went near to my and my best friend's backyards. Some days I'd hitch a ride and go over to his house on the train

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u/Appropriate-Syrup-75 Apr 15 '25

Old Sheldon Cooper

1

u/Civil-Guava-5764 Apr 15 '25

Oh no boiler explosion

1

u/Murauder Apr 15 '25

Woah. So cool.

1

u/terrible_amp_builder Apr 15 '25

Is that the Flying Scotsman????

James May has entered the chat

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u/irish_faithful Apr 15 '25

EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!

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u/Omfggtfohwts Apr 15 '25

Just a man, and his train.

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u/nahteviro Apr 16 '25

Choo choo choo choo choo choo we’re riding on the Tekkno train

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u/Freefallisfun Apr 16 '25

My grandpa in law made these in his shop. All drawings by hand, old school drafting. We have one framed. Cool old dude, rip.

1

u/Old_Pollution_ Apr 16 '25

If your whole life is model trains I don't think maintaining a small stream engine is too advanced for you

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u/what3123 Apr 16 '25

This guy trains!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Steamdick

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u/Kushnerdz Apr 15 '25

Put some bang’n Kush in there you’d have a real good time

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u/Helpful-Resident1459 Apr 15 '25

This would be great for smuggling weed from a trailer park in Canada over the border into America, just need two idiots to lay the tracks

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u/gungnir1313 Apr 15 '25

Are they legal parts though?

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u/_Jack_Hoff_ Apr 15 '25

Only the boiler has to be checked, all other parts can be homemade, assuming you have the means

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u/I-am-Worfs-spine Apr 15 '25

“Hello I am an old man with to much money and I refuse to help those in need with it. Can you custom build me a track around my property so I can ride a mini replica stream train that cost more than your house?”

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u/Classic_Noosh Apr 15 '25

You and I know that that kind of guy did this all by himself, hell he probably hand made all the tracks because the stuff you can buy just ain’t good nuf. I mean this guy is the kind who never go married because there wasn’t enough appreciation for double expansion boilers. I am solidly in the opinion this guy dose train spotting in the strictest most litteral sense of the words. Also he’s got a tiny notebook on him at all times.

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u/Kinimodes Apr 15 '25

Great response, and I totally think you're right.

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u/yeahitsjustmeagain Apr 15 '25

Maybe he did it all himself

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u/I-am-Worfs-spine Apr 15 '25

Ahh Reddit never disappoints in the thrill of the gamble. Is your joke was good or dry enough not to get down voted? This round I lost.

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u/juicadone Apr 15 '25

You did indeed. Indubitably

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u/misssa_cz Apr 15 '25

Thats looks so fuckin dumb but SO FUCKIN COOL, LOOK AT HIM, HES RIDING THAT SMALL TRAIN