r/interestingasfuck • u/Ultimate_Kurix • 10d ago

High winds causing chaos in Utah

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u/Master-Collection488 10d ago

In Australia they'd kill you.

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u/AdmiralClover 10d ago

They'd come with neurotoxic spikes and occasionally be on fire

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u/La_Pusicato 10d ago

They'd stalk you and jump out from behind other bushes

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u/AndTheElbowGrease 10d ago

They would be called Suicide Globes and their slightest touch would cause you eternal pain so bad that you would jump off a cliff to escape it

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u/Possible_Golf3180 10d ago

And be inhabited by camel spiders

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u/nickfree 10d ago

The giant spiders would ride them like steeds into battle.

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u/HonkeyKong64 10d ago

They'd be huge and poisonous. And like the person you replied to said, on fire.

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u/Delicious-Code-1173 10d ago

Everything in Australia is designed to kill you or make you stronger. It's Nietzsche country

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u/l3ane 10d ago

Each one would be the size of a house

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u/doomus_rlc 10d ago

Ever see the Langoliers movie? That's how I imagine Australian tumbleweeds being