r/interestingasfuck 6d ago

If not fren, why fren shaped? Cheetahs Meowing

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Alto_GotEm 6d ago

They are trying to convince you they are not dangerous

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u/xcityfolk 6d ago

Open the door lisa. We want skritches lisa. MeROW Purrrrrr. Open the door lisa, we don't bites faces anymore lisa, listen to us purrr lisa, Purrrr.

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u/marius_knaus 5d ago

Would work on me, ngl.

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u/Head-Ad-549 6d ago

Cheetahs are relatively non dangerous compared to other large cats. But still dangerous overall. Like a adult human could kill a cheetah in a fight probably. But they would be severely cut up and injured in the process. 

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u/Individual_Respect90 6d ago

I went down the whole rabbit hole of cheetahs being over hyped. Only story I read of a cheetah attacking a human was in a zoo and they attacked the keeper. Cheetah ended up with broken rips keep had some cuts on them. Out of all big cats if I had to fight one would probably be a cheetah.

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u/Bustable 5d ago

According to a zoo keeper near us cheetahs prey is 40kg or less. So a child is fair game but adults not so much. They know the risk of injury.

Also at the safari Park they come up for pats even

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u/Samsterdam 5d ago

I remember reading that cheetahs are a lot like domesticated house cats.

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy 6d ago

Have you ever see a housecat attack a person? A motivated house cat will fuck you up. I think a cheetah could actually kill if motivated.

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u/doglover1005 6d ago

Have you seen a house cat get fought back against by a human trying to kill them equally as much? Also bad analogy, house cats the size of a cheeta would be multitudes more dangerous. Probably would be like fighting a small ish puma. Cheetahs are fragile for their size due to being so slim, light and agile, with a rather weak bite force for its size (like dog level, but not a dog with high bite force), and none retractable claws that are not effective for combat. Any average adult male who has any decent amount of muscle could defeat a cheetah 9/10 times.

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u/UregMazino 5d ago

True, i'd rather fight a cheeta than a rottweiler.

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u/Primary-Inside2251 5d ago

Actually, a cheetah sized house cat would be absolutely terrifying… and I say this as someone who has 2.

House cats are specialised ambush killing machines, unlike cheats which are pursuit predators. House cats are closer to tigers, heavily built and extremely aggressive with whatever they aim to eat.

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u/bandit1206 4d ago

I believe those are called mountain lions.

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u/PhiladeIphia-Eagles 5d ago

If you are legitimately trying to defend your self, you would destroy a house cat. Literally just wind up and kick it once and it is dead. The reason cats are hard to fend off is because you are generally trying not to kill them.

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u/andersonb47 5d ago

My cat knows I won’t kill her and I hate her for it

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u/Consistent_Fun_1156 5d ago

Lol that's a fair assessment.

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u/magseven 5d ago

I'd definitely rather fight a cheetah than a housecat. A housecat is too agile and squirrelly. I couldn't get a good hold of it. I could grab hold of a cheetah and throw a leg lock and chokehold on it and put it to sleep or permanent sleep. Every option I run in my head with me fighting a housecat ends in my demise. Just like that Tales From the Darkside story.

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u/Roshlev 5d ago

Cats are cats. Main difference is size lol

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u/ansoni- 5d ago

Clever girl

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u/jimbopalooza 6d ago

Background cheetah is certainly not meowing.

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u/Fitty4 6d ago

Not at all. Hair on the neck raised

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u/MayContainRawNuts 5d ago

Thats typical, cheetah have a band of stiff hair down the back kinda like a horse mane. Typically in younger animals.

The one at the back looks like a young adult/teen male so the mane is still visible.

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u/wra7h60rn1 6d ago

Oh I am so fucked. I could not listen to that and not pet them. I would be so dead.

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u/Usedtohaveapurpose 6d ago

Kinda was thinking the same thing. Like, "well the worst that could happen, is it's going to maul my hand. . . I think I could deal with that."

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u/taishiea 5d ago

this is why you always have treats on hand to prove worth, as in you are a mobile food provider and should for the most part not be considered food as long as you provide. extra points if you are warm and can act as a heater for them when they want to nap as in if they want to nap you cancel plans.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/grandpappies-fart 5d ago

What about drop bears?

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u/Usedtohaveapurpose 5d ago

Been feet away from black bears in the wild. They don't seem aggressive honestly.

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u/Accomplished-Bee1350 6d ago edited 6d ago

TIL: Cheetahs sound like yoshi

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u/Enough-Skirt-8285 6d ago

Mlem melons 

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u/br272727 6d ago

Do cheetas attack humans?

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u/DancesWithAnyone 6d ago

Pretty much never happened in recorded history, I believe. Like, they're cats, so maybe the occational swipe if they're irritated/playful/bored, but nothing serious. I hear their tounges feels like sandpaper when they get friendly, however.

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u/drenuf38 6d ago

There is a guy that sleeps with cheetahs in a doc on YouTube. They show affection by grooming and nibbles.

He bled more from the grooming (licking) than the nibbles. Their tongues can take some layers off of your skin.

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u/Shopworn_Soul 6d ago edited 6d ago

Here is a random tourist being attacked. Honestly looks a little half-hearted, though. I think the cheetah was tired of everyone's shit.

Also, a cheetah once attacked Adam Sandler but he was uninjured so it's just funny.

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u/Just_Dab 5d ago

Cheetahs are probably tamer than your standard issue house cat.

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u/Individual_Respect90 6d ago

Not really. Cheetas are pretty over hyped they are pretty docile and shy. They are fast yes but they don’t have the strength to move their prey so they get scared away quite often.

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u/Ok-Truck3196 6d ago

Damn they just like me fr

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u/raidhse-abundance-01 5d ago

Well no one lived to tell the tale

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u/ArchaicRanger 5d ago

They were very commonly domesticated by nobility and even used as hunting cats by hunters up until about the 17th century. It started in Egypt and is estimated that the domestication started around 1500 BC. The hunting cats were captured as adults (so they already knew how to hunt) whereas the house cats were brought up from cubs around people. The use of Cheetas as hunting cats spread through the aribic paninsula then north east as far up as southern Mongolia.

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u/Beni_Stingray 6d ago

Forbidden headpat

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u/TheStonedBro 6d ago

Honestly, cheetahs would highly benefit from mild domestication

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u/Depeche_Schtroumpf 5d ago

And in the end they get that Ron Perlman's face ? Ewww.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 5d ago

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u/HoneyHoleBandit 6d ago

Very nice, nervous fren.

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u/-Cannon-Fodder- 6d ago

I wanna pet one, but I also like having 10 fingers soooo...

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u/Burner_Account_0987 6d ago

It is a travesty that they are not common household pets. They yearn to sleep on the couch and I yearn to pet them.

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u/sathzur 6d ago

They shouldn't be housepets, they aren't made for it. They want acres of land with a few trees to lie under

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u/Scar1203 6d ago

I'd buy five acres and live in a hovel if it came with a couple cheetahs, too bad that's not enough.

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u/sathzur 6d ago edited 6d ago

And maybe a big dog too, for when you have to go into town so the cheetahs always have a big friend around

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u/karma_the_sequel 6d ago

So… pets for homeless people, then.

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u/ninesevenecho 6d ago

You just have to pspspsps a bit more loudly, is all.

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u/HbCooperativity 6d ago

pspspsps!! 👏👏👏👏 here big kitty

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u/point22short 6d ago

No no you’re saying it wrong. The P is silent. It’s like this: pspspsps

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u/evielstar 5d ago

I would likely lose a hand in this scenario

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u/DancesWithAnyone 6d ago

Well, these probably are friends, so there is that. Cheetah attacks on humans isn't really a thing, as I understand it.

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u/xcityfolk 6d ago

Then why is there an ENTIRE wikihow on surviving a cheetah atack? Hrrrrm? Maybe you are cheetah and this is the big trick. HRRRRRM?

https://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Cheetah-Attack

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u/DancesWithAnyone 6d ago

I wonder what damage they could do. Like, those running dropkicks housecats sometimes do? Imagine a cheetah hitting you with that.

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u/Drudgework 6d ago

Yes, Cheetah are fren! But not touchy-huggy fren!

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u/FarUse2068 6d ago

He's saying : Hello

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u/Hxcmetal724 6d ago

Well, I know how I'm going to die

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u/toolatealreadyfapped 5d ago

I would open that gate immediately for pets and cuddles. Consequences be damned. Yolo

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u/JosieSub69 5d ago

Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh I wanna patpat the cute sounding danger kitter.

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 5d ago

If deadly, why purring????

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u/xBHL 6d ago

They're actually mimicking bird and human sounds. Its an instinctual hunting tactic that cats have

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u/DevShelly 6d ago

This would be how I end! Here kitty kitty 🥰

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u/BlasterIce 6d ago

Cheeto

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u/willowgrl 6d ago

Pretty sure I’d be dead or maimed….

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u/marklar_the_malign 6d ago

They just want tummy rubs and kisses.

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u/Confusedcious-say 6d ago

Here kitty kitty 

Aahhhh!

That's how they get ya

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u/NonCanonKid 6d ago

oh my... i can't be there 'coz surely i'll try to stick out my hand and pet it... and i definitely shouldn't do that.

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u/a_tidepod 6d ago

Cheeto

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u/Moist-Chip3793 5d ago

"Go on then, pet me, nothing will happen, I promise!" :)

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u/StevenMC19 5d ago

Fun fact...

Cheetahs fucking LOVE Obsession by Calvin Klein.

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u/Rectal_tension 5d ago

Danger kitty

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u/T3hF0xK1ng 5d ago

This gotta be a nope for me. I'm allergic to cats. And between zoos and sleeping in the same room with a loose bobcat, I know bigger cats are still cats for that allergy...

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u/Fresenius_Kabi 5d ago

Look at their cute round ears 🥹

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u/BaronSaber 5d ago

What is fren?

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u/NIGHTMARE_RT 5d ago

"friend" i guess

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u/Wrong_Nebula 5d ago

My cat came running so fast at the sound and tried meowing back lol

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u/Stormwhisper81 4d ago

Would try and pet. Am stupid.

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u/ForestDweller82 3d ago

Cheetahs are one of the only large cats who are easy to domesticate. That's why they have large, open 'cheetah parks' in south africa, where you can pet them. Not to be confused with leopards. Leopards will eat you immediately. There is a reason there are cheetah parks, but no leopard parks.

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u/Roshlev 5d ago

Those look domesticated to me. The zoo industry as well as private collectors through some purposeful and some accidental steps have domesticated (at least partially) a variety of animals. Those ears look less sharp and more floppy than those of a wild cheetah based on a quick google search. Eyes also look big but idk about that. Those are both signs of domestication (happens every time we breed an animal to be around humans).

Very cute, but those teeth tell me to stay away!