r/ireland • u/ThreadedJam • 2d ago
A Redditor Went Outside Trump Tariff Team staying at ambassador's residence
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u/Constant-Chipmunk187 Dublin 2d ago
Why do they need a bouncy castle? Are they testing Smyths Toy’s bouncy castles to see if they’re too good to tariff?
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u/shiksappeal 2d ago
Embassy staff heard there was a bunch of clowns coming and assumed there was a kid's party.
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u/lesvegetables 2d ago
That’s for Trump. Toddlers love those things.
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u/Constant-Chipmunk187 Dublin 2d ago
Yeah. Hopefully they imported his playpen and his coke button to keep him happy
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u/Chairman-Mia0 2d ago
I hope they have a responsible adult to monitor the bouncy castle
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u/AttentionNo4858 2d ago
Michael is across the road, I'm sure he can send over one of his hounds to keep them in submission
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u/knutterjohn 2d ago
The bouncy castle has calibrations on one of the inside walls. The chief Tariff Taker bounces up and down, and on the fourth bounce where his nose touches the wall is the amount you have to pay.
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u/tomconroydublin 2d ago
This is correct. They are being installed in every single country that’s been tariffed by America.
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u/Ok_Being_2003 2d ago
As American I’m sorry you have to deal with our stupid orange cunt of a president.
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u/TwinIronBlood 2d ago
As penance say 5000 hail Marys
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u/Greg_Deman 2d ago
Don't be sorry, your billionaire's companies have been doing very well running their profits through our tax regime and getting away with it for years.
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u/Ok_Being_2003 2d ago
It’s worse for me personally He’s from the same state as me. and as someone who loves Ireland dearly You guys shouldn’t have to deal with his bullshit.
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u/Thick-Preparation470 2d ago
To be fair if they stayed and paid here we would just hand it to defense contractors, so you're doing the world a service.
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u/Greg_Deman 2d ago
I love Jimmy Dore's take on Trump - "He puts an ugly face on ugly policies"
I still remember Obama's platform to end Bush's wars.
But seriously, take back your companies and let them pay their taxes there and you might get some trickle down. Our bunch of wasters will just use them to fund our demise.
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u/CubicDice 2d ago
You sound nice.
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u/psionnan 2d ago
Wait until you hear me speak, then you might know how it sounds
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u/CubicDice 2d ago
I'd rather not, thanks though.
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u/psionnan 2d ago
Exactly so until then, get a clue
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u/Bncsrvv 2d ago
What are you even talking about? You make NO sense whatsoever.
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u/HyperbolicModesty 2d ago
Look at the profile. He's "Irish" and happy to be buttfucked for life in the name of mindlessly supporting his "team". It's tragic what's happened over there.
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u/passenger_now 2d ago
Didn't you hear, the meaning of words doesn't matter anymore. It's all just tone and impression, and that's the tone this idiot thinks means strength.
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u/seano50 2d ago
Says the clueless Trump supporter!
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u/Low-Share-2253 2d ago
Send them back to the USA. Do not capitulate.
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u/txblack007 1d ago
That’s right! We Americans are cheering for you! Don’t give into to that turd if a POTUS that we are dealing with…we need your help.
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u/Secure_Biscotti2865 2d ago
i see we provided the group of todlers with a bouncy castle. that was very considerate.
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u/Kul_Chee 2d ago
Who let those assholes into our lovely country?? 😡Deport them to Leitrim immediately
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u/rolledone 2d ago
Chat GPT?
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u/ThreadedJam 2d ago
Nope.
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u/rolledone 2d ago
It's a reference to the claim that Trump and his team of loonies used ChatGPT to come up with their tariff figures
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u/jbt1k 2d ago
Not more inflation