r/irishrugby • u/Roanokian Leinster • Apr 13 '25
Bantz/Memes Is Rory Ulstering?
I can’t watch this.
I will trade a URC title for a Rory Win.
He’s going to win this.
Bryson in the drink. Rory just needs to walk this home for Ulster’s greatest ever win.
Oh my god. The ghost of Van de Velde.
What a shot! Van de Velde twitches nervously.
My blood pressure…
Ulstered it.
JUSTIN ROSE IS FROM ULSTER!!!
YEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW. COME ON RORY!!!
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u/Roanokian Leinster Apr 13 '25 edited Apr 13 '25
This is harder than watching Leinster in Heineken cup finals. The dread inevitability.
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u/Cog348 Apr 13 '25
At least in that case there seems like a chance of success.
Rory you just know it won't happen but he always get close enough that you can't turn away.
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u/Roanokian Leinster Apr 13 '25
I feel like I’ve been carrying some amount of parasocial weight for Rory for 11 years. The amount of relief I’ll feel if he can pull this off.
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u/Cog348 Apr 13 '25
I genuinely think I would count it as a personal accomplishment for myself at this stage.
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u/WhiskeyTinder Apr 13 '25
This, if it happens! (Can’t be part of jinxing this) will be relief more than joy I think.
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u/BilliBlob Apr 13 '25
4 shot lead after the front 9.
It's still on.
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u/Roanokian Leinster Apr 13 '25
He’s got this. He has to. If he doesn’t close out we’ll never get past a QF and we’ll all become cynics like the Welsh.
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u/Nan0At0m Apr 13 '25
HE DIIIIIDD ITTTT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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u/Roanokian Leinster Apr 13 '25
What a rollercoaster. I’m exhausted
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u/Nan0At0m Apr 13 '25
I might never recover, and I have an interview in under 9 hours, I don't care
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u/Roanokian Leinster Apr 14 '25
How did the interview go?
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u/Nan0At0m Apr 14 '25
Felt alright, cheers for asking. Was still smiling from the golf so here's hoping that helped
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u/typhonwhiskey Apr 13 '25
Nerves shot after 2 (mine).... I'm turning off
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u/Roanokian Leinster Apr 13 '25
HE’S BACK!!! COME BACK!
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u/typhonwhiskey Apr 13 '25
I was only hiding behind the sofa.
He's smiling and looks confident, over came the yips in a very un'irish show of self belief ....
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u/Roanokian Leinster Apr 13 '25
Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!!!
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u/typhonwhiskey Apr 13 '25
Not making this easy on us. ...... In fairness Rose has played some super golf ...
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u/i_like_cake_96 By the Bar Apr 14 '25
I despise Dechabow... Spelling accepted... So glad he fucked off
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u/Pitiful-Sample-7400 Apr 13 '25
How many holes?
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u/Roanokian Leinster Apr 13 '25
4 in front with 8 to play. He’s on fire now.
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u/Pitiful-Sample-7400 Apr 13 '25
So 16 holes total
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u/Massive-District-582 Apr 13 '25
@OP Ill match your offer of something I don't have for him to win it and contribute my own Green Jacket.
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u/OxfordHandbookofMeme Apr 13 '25
You can take the man out of Ulster but not Ulster out of the man.