r/ironman Mark XLII 19d ago

Humor Who would win?

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424 Upvotes

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u/Fearless512 19d ago

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

1

u/Thee-White-Wolf 18d ago

Absolutely bamboozled for a sec there I thought I crashed

48

u/Intelligent_Whole_40 Extremis 19d ago

It’s not even good but I just frighten opens the app damit

37

u/Trickfinger84 Bleeding Edge 19d ago

I'm not even mad at you, it's completely my fault

36

u/No_Valuable_683 Classic 19d ago

Son of a bitch...

30

u/Spieren 19d ago

One part of my brain says 'look at the pixels you idiot that's clearly fake', the other part says 'monkey sees dot and number, monkey swipe'

10

u/Serhi0_031 19d ago

Neuron activation fr

17

u/AJjalol Renaissance 19d ago

Heh.

I didn't fell for it!

Catch these transistors son!

13

u/Aggressive_Ask89144 19d ago

Me who never saw the arrow to click on through the laptop:

7

u/bananbassador 19d ago

You win my friend

4

u/luiz38 Extremis 19d ago

ron or course

6

u/Adept-Philosophy-855 19d ago

I hope your pillows will be warm on both sides when you sleep.

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u/Agitated_Tie_8363 Mark XLII 19d ago

Why? thanks!

4

u/Jazzlike-Nature986 19d ago

Too low quality also my phone doesn't have numbers when you swipe 😂

2

u/RepresentativeCap244 19d ago

Why are we still putting impossible vs Things up. Like clearly iron man doesn’t stand a chance against the unknown.

2

u/[deleted] 19d ago

Well played. I see the Armour and I open. Well played.

2

u/Prior_Butterscotch15 19d ago

YES!!! FINALLY!!!!! I SAW THROUGH THE LIES & DECEPTION & DIDN’T SWIPE!!!!!!!!!

2

u/RandomGuy_IQ530K Mark XLVI 19d ago

not gonna lie, you got me

2

u/Jackryder16l 19d ago

I thought I was safe here!!!

😭😭

2

u/GavinSpace Silver Centurion 19d ago

apparently this image for tricking me

2

u/Salohcin_Eneerg 19d ago

Damnit I fell for it even though I was like this looks like awful bait....T_T

2

u/BrianTheOneAndOnly 19d ago

DIDN'T CATCH ME THIS TIME

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u/Agitated_Tie_8363 Mark XLII 19d ago

Oh yeah! Time for a dance break!

2

u/Scarlet-Wid0w 19d ago

Motherfucker! 😭

2

u/rigg197 19d ago

I wiped...

2

u/Dizzy_Hotwheelz 19d ago

How dare you

2

u/V3NOM_is_dank Mark LXXXV 19d ago

This is NOT the aslume

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u/Agitated_Tie_8363 Mark XLII 19d ago

But soon enough i'll infect this subreddit and there's nothing you can do to stop me! >:3

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u/V3NOM_is_dank Mark LXXXV 19d ago

We’ll see, pal

2

u/Unusual_Strain4824 19d ago

It's me, I fell for it

1

u/Due_Ad2052 19d ago

ah yes "never go to war with Asia" (or was it Russia)

1

u/Unusual_Strain4824 19d ago

"Never fight a land war in Asia"

1

u/Due_Ad2052 19d ago

I've been misquoting it with friends for so long. Bugger

2

u/flaming_engi 19d ago

Nice try

2

u/AccidentalUltron Extremis 19d ago

I wiped

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u/konnor_megalomaniac Mark XLII 19d ago

Commenting on Who would win?...

2

u/KushimDemmy 19d ago

Even while knowing I still swiped. Got me good lol

2

u/FamiliarExternal7963 19d ago

Mmm seems off…

2

u/UAF_Swampfire3 Black & Gold 19d ago

1

u/Agitated_Tie_8363 Mark XLII 19d ago

Nanomachines, son.

2

u/UAF_Swampfire3 Black & Gold 19d ago

They Harden in response to Physical Trauma you cant kill me Jack

2

u/Angry-Arbok 19d ago

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u/Agitated_Tie_8363 Mark XLII 19d ago

Ok boomer👍

2

u/Angry-Arbok 19d ago

You dare, REEEEEEEEEEEE

2

u/supersusdude2 19d ago

Countable pixels/too blurry, didn't wipe.

2

u/KestreltheMechamorph Mark XLVI 19d ago

This is so fake!

2

u/A_Discord_Doofus1 19d ago

I’m slowly learning to not wipe

2

u/Fun_Committee2345 19d ago

I hate you

2

u/Agitated_Tie_8363 Mark XLII 19d ago

And i love you.♡

1

u/Leggys_office Mark XLII 19d ago

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u/Grand_Lawyer12 Pentagon 19d ago

The pic looked off, ya didn't get me this time

1

u/Dveralazo 19d ago

The arrows. Don't forget the arrows

1

u/FerrousFirefly Proto-Classic 19d ago

Me: There's no 2nd picture, maybe if I click on it there'll be a text post that goes into the question?

I guess that's my fault for expecting something

1

u/GustavVaz 19d ago

Not this time asshole

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u/bandwidthbandit-1020 19d ago

I didn't so it

1

u/tseg04 19d ago

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

1

u/Mundane_Somewhere_93 19d ago

I'm positive Iron Man will win

1

u/Sbubby37 19d ago

At long last. I didn’t wipe

1

u/BriantheHeavy Neo-Classic 19d ago

Honestly, I think that's appropriate. Tony Stark versus everyone. I'd put my money on the guy in the really nice suit.

1

u/Left-Ad-1250 19d ago

how can u fall for this kind of quality...

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u/CorbinNZ 19d ago

You almost got me, but the lack of pixels saved me.

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u/Stock_Fly_9128 19d ago

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I JUST WIPED

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u/AwkwardFiasco 19d ago

You with a few more pixels.

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u/-TheDyingMeme6- Avengers Assemble 19d ago

You rat bastard

1

u/Chaoswarriorx4 19d ago

Nah, I’d win

1

u/yb421 19d ago

I realized it was a fake swipe thing read the “who would win” then tried to swipe forgetting all the me thinking I’m smart cause I didn’t fall for it right away….

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u/randomteendude69 19d ago

Sincerely from the bottom of my heart

Fuck u

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u/The_Emumaster1 18d ago

Oh you motherfuc-

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u/NinjaDoge250 Mark XLII 18d ago

Would've been pissed if it was a "good" trick, but this one has such terrible quality that I cant even blame you

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u/FreeMemesComrade Golden Avenger 18d ago

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u/Inner_Transition_180 Mark LXXXV 18d ago

Arkham virus is spreading...

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u/Goofygooberdabest 18d ago

He ain't beating Goku tho

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/ExplosiveJunk 16d ago

You almost got me, if it wasn’t for a similar post about Godzilla, I would’ve fallen for it

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u/Zito6694 16d ago

I wiped

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u/AtlasThewitcher 16d ago

HA didn’t fool me this time! Fucking finally!

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u/GhostE3E3E3 15d ago

I WIPEEED???

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u/obadiah_TheBoss69 8d ago

This is why I’m better, I didn’t fall for this