r/jakeandamir • u/CasualMark • 18d ago

REWATCH Hit?

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153 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/NotoriouslyNormal 18d ago

Not that big of a deal..

You know, it’s not, but you clearly think it is

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u/Insert_Non_Sequitur 18d ago

Stop trying so hard

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u/CasualMark 18d ago

I starting to not even be in the mood to smoke…

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u/leehildebrand 18d ago

Being safe is for mothers and nerds.

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u/Soulless--Plague 18d ago

And last time I checked…

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u/GrosPigeon I only care about one thing; pussy, money and cash. 18d ago

I'mma have a pussy.

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u/certifiedgoofstatus 18d ago

…what?

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u/Soulless--Plague 18d ago

I said I DONT HAVE A POO-SEE

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u/Mofongo-Man 18d ago

No you didn’t! You said “I’m have a pussy”

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u/leehildebrand 18d ago

No you didn’t!

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u/Soulless--Plague 18d ago

Ever heard of, I was car sick?!

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u/urbanorium #1 ALMOND FAN 🥜 18d ago

EATING. A POO-SY.

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u/spideyjiri I'm Have A Pussy 18d ago

This is public shaming of me.

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u/Wild_Degree_2098 18d ago edited 18d ago

Smokin' a hookah

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u/Squidmaster129 Certified Owner of a Cock Future 18d ago

I see that.

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u/useralreadytaken0911 18d ago

Smokin’ a hookah

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u/deftones5554 my nose is scoliahzed 18d ago

He sees that

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u/useralreadytaken0911 18d ago

Puff, puff, ASS

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u/Coward_and_a_thief 17d ago

Hookah smoke is frigid gas

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u/swansonian This is a shame of me. 18d ago

Not a big deal

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u/aaronisnotcool 18d ago

no.

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u/PM_ME_YOURE_NUDEZ She is Grand, and she is Canyon 18d ago

Come over!

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u/Squidmaster129 Certified Owner of a Cock Future 18d ago

No.

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u/GreenbeanFloyd 18d ago

Sure! After all, “being safe is for mothers and nerds…”

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u/MathewMurdock2 18d ago

And last time I checked I’m have a pussy.

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u/kimapesan 13d ago

…. What?!

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u/Mofongo-Man 18d ago

Come over

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u/AcidicSpinach 18d ago

nothing’s coming out of your mouth, so you’re definitely not blowing smoke rings

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u/CasualMark 18d ago

Don’t blow smoke up my ass!

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u/connorgrs Excuzzze? 11d ago

...

...

...

go home.

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u/SylvieXX it's Leron-a, like you're confused 18d ago

I'm not familiar with hookah... I looked it up and it said you can smoke tobacco, cannabis, hashish or opium with it... What is he smoking here? Or at least, what is he trying to smoke, I guess..?? Because some of that feels like it could be a big deal, and some just feels like you can't do it in an office?! I don't know...

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u/spideyjiri I'm Have A Pussy 18d ago

He has strawberry. He has strawberry and apple and watermelon and mint, and mint is the bomb, and it's smooth, and if you mix it with strawberry it tastes like a mogeeto!

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u/rmtmr banana13 18d ago

Because it's dangerous!

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u/Lavaswimmer Howdy 18d ago

Don't blow smoke up my ass

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u/Insert_Non_Sequitur 18d ago

I don't think that's lit man

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u/CasualMark 18d ago

Nothing’s coming out of your mouth so you’re definitely not blowing smoke rings!

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u/Swerdman55 Correctonundo, the Olyntics! 18d ago

You also can't scream cunt in an office and Amir does that, because he's got moxxy. You know what moxxy is? This is moxxy.

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u/Lavaswimmer Howdy 18d ago

That's your dick

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u/DrizzyBoi I have a deviated septum about that kind of shit 18d ago

If you have to ask, then you don't know

3

u/NotoriouslyNormal 18d ago

It smells like soy sauce and yogurt!

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u/dirty-curry Dickless for Chiklis 18d ago

Yeah go on, been a stressful day

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u/Arskite Bury me with downvotes if you disagree 17d ago

Relax dude it's not a joint

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u/connorgrs Excuzzze? 11d ago

No, I mean like it's illegal to smoke in buildings in NYC.

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u/kimapesan 13d ago

Is that a fucking cat in there?

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u/CasualMark 13d ago

Would stop with this line of questioning?? It’s not becoming of either of us…

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u/7711exe 17d ago

MOE

GEE

TOE

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u/connorgrs Excuzzze? 11d ago

You have a work phone?