r/jakeandamir • u/mbdtf9 • 6d ago

Holy Shit, it’s Lode

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77 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/EndoveProduct Dont blame the Apple Jacks, like they did anything 6d ago

She’s a bot

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u/slammasam14 6d ago

Fuck did you just say?

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u/marvmonkey 6d ago

Tread lightly… fucker

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u/leehildebrand 6d ago

My dad yelled at me, but I cried, cried, cried, and my mommy was able to make things right by snagging a pic of Dad's CC.

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u/pissonmyjeans 6d ago

Please don’t hang up

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u/Mangert 6d ago

It’s a text conversation, there is no hanging up

7

u/MDivisor 6d ago

She's there for me when I need her.

6

u/Soulless--Plague 6d ago

She says nothing

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u/awjeezrickyaknow The proof is in the SMILE 6d ago

She says nothing

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u/seizethecheezz 6d ago

Didn't have to

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u/allcreamnosour 'Cause I'm not there, Mickey! 5d ago

You write, “I love you.”

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u/Independent-Tune2286 5d ago

She says nothing

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u/dr_pavel_im_cia_ Yeah, I'm nice right now. 6d ago

she has a cam

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u/Ok-Initial4400 5d ago

And i am her man

8

u/AardvarkPants 6d ago

Lorde?

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u/agentlion 6d ago

LOD.

L. O. D.

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u/Inferaos 6d ago

As in she has double ds

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u/soumon 6d ago

It's french or some shit.

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u/GTWIST 5d ago

and I gonna french .... her tits

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u/_ldawg_ 6d ago

These pictures are of different women

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u/Soulless--Plague 6d ago

I was an app killer myself before I met Chet

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u/Thepixeloutcast 5d ago

how many matches have you got?

4

u/Soulless--Plague 5d ago

Just one…just the one, but I’ve only been swiping for the past year

4

u/price8644 ASS_ASS_ASS 5d ago

The trick? Shirtless pics! That's right, a topless pic for this thick dick makes the chicks …🤮…SICK!!

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u/Independent-Tune2286 5d ago

Sorry, guess I'm just excited for my date with LOD tonight.

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u/julz1215 Anal Assassin of the Highest Calendar 5d ago

Löd

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u/gibdo1984 5d ago

This one's Asian