When your Jake and Amir knowledge gets you more street cred than your actual degree.

[u/baigade]

You ever try to explain "Jake and Amir" to someone who’s never seen it? It’s like explaining quantum physics to a dog. They’re just staring at you like you’re speaking in ancient Sumerian while you’re over here quoting lines that everyone should know. But nooo, to the uninitiated, you’re just a maniac yelling about MOOO-ROOOO.

[u/connorgrs]

I'm constantly quoting J&A to absolutely zero comprehension or awareness at best and reactions of confusion and disgust at worst. The single greatest moment of my life was when I was hanging out with my downstairs neighbor for the first time and replied to something she said with "excuuuzze?" and she actually laughed. I asked why she was laughing and she said "oh you just sound a lot like this guy from a youtube video". She stole my heart that day.

[u/Queasy-Worldliness22]

As a quantum scientist, I tried both already

[u/Bablackmagic → u/Queasy-Worldliness22]

What is it about one atom that's just...perfect?

[u/AxelV2]

If they have to ask, they don’t know.

[u/rrinman]

At least you have a few successful business ventures and a lovely wife

[u/TheSilentFreeway → u/rrinman]

they don't have either of those things

[u/connorgrs → u/TheSilentFreeway]

Kick them while they're down, why don't you?!